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“I’m having his baby! No I’m not, but you should see your faces!”
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#Y'ALL#i just scared the shit out of my roommates from screaming#911 abc#evan buckley#911 spoilers#911 abc spoilers
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Hi newt! There's an alligator at my work with the same name as you.
Love that they named an animal after another animal, like, "This is my cat, Pigeon."
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hey why does britain have a "shadow chancellor"
this is a video game boss
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"YOU'RE TOO LATE, BATMAN! I'VE ALREADY TAUGHT ALL OF GOTHAM CITY CRITICAL RACE THEORY!" --The Woker
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trans women r literally so cool theu get tits AND a prostate?? i thought only markilpler could do that
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Hey shout out to every custodial/sanitation worker taking out and cleaning up literal hot garbage so that the rest of us can go about our summer days like it doesn’t exist
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