JENNA MARBLES SENTENCE STARTERS
Quotes taken from Jenna Marbles videos posted between January 2019 - May 2019
❛ CAN I GET A HELL YEAH?! ❜
❛ It’s easier to talk if I have some background music. ❜
❛ I just want to walk into a room and be That Bitch. ❜
❛ No, no, no, no, no. You put that sentence back in your mouth! ❜
❛ Bitch, I look like Pauly D! ❜
❛ Would you like to play a game of pick up basketball, where I will most for sure dunk on you? ❜
❛ I have art fear. ❜
❛ I take back all of my confidence. ❜
❛ I was going to say that I don’t hate it, but you know what? I fucking hate it. ❜
❛ That is so nasty. ❜
❛ There are two ways that you can go through life: one, you can just sit back and enjoy the ride, or two, you can scream the entire time. ❜
❛ It’s okay, sometimes I feel like screaming my way through life too. ❜
❛ I feel like everyone just wants to watch me fail. ❜
❛ Alright, I guess I’m just gonna sit here and space out for a while. ❜
❛ I might just fuck around and get some sun damage. ❜
❛ Y'all bitches are trying to fucking troll me. ❜
❛ I love it, but this is stupid. ❜
❛ Don’t. Don’t. Whatever you’re doing – don’t. ❜
❛ You’re embarrassing me in front of the beautiful people. ❜
❛ I mean, I only fucked up like seven times. ❜
❛ Hey, maybe chill? ❜
❛ You really just went for it, didn’t ya, bud? ❜
❛ What a dysfunctional squad. ❜
❛ Mine. Mine also. Mine also. ❜
❛ Your protest has been heard. ❜
❛ Come get y'alls shit. ❜
❛ What’s happening to him? Is he buffering? ❜
❛ Dear God. It’s me. Ya girl/boy, [name]. ❜
❛ As horrid and terrible and awful as it is, it kind of fucking rules, and I kind of want it. ❜
❛ I have two pairs of jeans, and I resent them both for being uncomfortable. ❜
❛ This is like the weirdest murder scene ever. ❜
❛ I’m getting dumber from doing this. ❜
❛ Well, here’s our semi completed circle of hell. ❜
❛ It’s ugly, it’s stupid, it’s infuriating. It makes me so angry. That’s why it belongs in my house. ❜
❛ Welcome to a journey of mediocrity. ❜
❛ You can eat anything you want. It’s just a matter of whether you want to die from poison or not. ❜
❛ If you eat this, it’s just like Darwinism at its finest. ❜
❛ Are you okay physically, but also like, in general? ❜
❛ I know I already fucked up, but like, I also don’t care. ❜
❛ I got accused of running a rain forest cafe in my house. ❜
❛ I want a tree in my house! ❜
❛ I don’t know why any of these succulents are alive. ❜
❛ Sometimes I go on instagram and I just start to feel real bad about myself. ❜
❛ I look like I’m cosplaying as Jesus. ❜
❛ Is my face the problem? ❜
❛ That’s a hairstyle that just screams ‘I’m a basketball’. ❜
❛ Bounce me, mommy. ❜
❛ Are you telling me I’m never going to be a wig braider for Daenerys? ❜
❛ Honestly sometimes it’s like speaking to a goldfish. ❜
❛ I’m here. There’s food. Turn on the cute. ❜
❛ You’re lying, and I’m recording the whole lie. ❜
❛ Oohhhh! Rosanna Pansino! Please help my cakes come out okay! ❜
❛ Thank you, lord and savior Rosana Pansino. ❜
❛ I do what I do, and you do what you can do about it. ❜
❛ You know, sometimes you don’t have to do it to 'em. ❜
❛ How about we put our hips together, and you use your left hand and I’ll use my right, and we floss as one? ❜
❛ Sometimes I read wikipedia and I don’t really know what going on. ❜
❛ The Easter bilby gets a knife, and murders children! ❜
❛ Although you’re very cute, that was sooo much. ❜
❛ I go to place where food was before. Maybe food spawn again. ❜
❛ I’m like so mad but also like so impressed with you! ❜
❛ Oh here he comes! Seabiscuit himself! ❜
❛ We’re going on a long, long life journey together. ❜
❛ Maybe they’ll cry at each other and create a dimension and then both go into it. ❜
❛ Welcome to week two of no self care whatsoever. ❜
❛ I left for ONE week. ❜
❛ Oh, what’s that smell? It’s bullshit. ❜
❛ Sometimes trying to open your tiny mind is exhausting. ❜
❛ Me and my dog are here to find your bullshit. ❜
❛ How do I delete a clip while I’m filming it? ❜
❛ Now no one can eat that cause it’s covered in your feral. ❜
❛ Go unconscious again. Go to your happy place. ❜
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