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Monet + Van Gogh 

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I tell dad jokes but I have no kids.

I’m a faux pa.

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Exciting adventures happening at 3 am when I walk back home from work

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help I’ve fallen and am perfectly capable of getting up but refuse to

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5 guys creepypasta

i went in for a burger and there were only 4 guys working

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The Coffeyville Daily Journal, Kansas, February 8, 1898

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me in a a god awful Austin Powers impression at insanely high decibels nearly to the point of screaming: life makes me depressed baby!!!

my therapist: I know this is some sort of coping mechanism but I am begging you to give me information in virtually any other way

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so my uncle is a priest and apparently can’t deny when i ask him to bless something so i now have a blessed laptop, blessed loaf of bread, and blessed underwear. 

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gimme the soup boys and free my soul , i wanna eat soup out a little bowl , and drift away…

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Learning to love yourself is hard, but here’s a self-love hedgehog to help you out! :D <3

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I lost my father to Pokemon Go and I regret so many life decisions. I’m the one who told him about the game. I’m the one who initially encouraged him. What have I done?

Now he starts every phone call with a Pokemon update. He gets all the names wrong and asks me what a Dragonite is called every time he brings up the “fat fighting orange dragon”

It’s gotten so bad he’s started watching the anime on Netflix. Help.

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Alien Covenant be like:

And then be like: