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wait you understand that kinks are ok because they're fantasies that make you happy right? you all get that you don't need to have trauma for your kinks to be okay? right? like none of you think i witnessed a tragic accident on the pool toy assembly line right?

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Today is that day, speak up

one of these days I’m going to come out and say that a lot of cecil’s traits are indicative of autism but a lot of people aren’t picking up on it because people have such a stereotypical infantilized idea of autism and he expresses traits that are Not cutesy but are so so real and relatable . today is not that day though back to my hole

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Imagine being carlos the scientist and trying to tune into the local community radio and theres this guy youve never spoken to just talking about how hot you are

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kind of hate my stupid caustic pussy for dissolving my underwear over time but it's kind of cool, like, scientifically

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So when Jesus rises from his grave everyone rejoices and it becomes a holiday but when I, Count Dracula-

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*remembers a podcast episode that makes me wanna curl up in a ball and sob for an hour* ooh! I should relisten! I love that episode!

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Vox: You played me like a fiddle!

Alastor: Oh no, old friend. Fiddles are actually difficult to play. I played you like the cheap kazoo you are!

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good things will happen 🧿

things that are meant to be will fall into place 🧿

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How does anything get done on the set of Good Omens when David Tennant look like THAT

We keep him in a box until we're ready to shoot.

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It's gonna be such a funny mess when Donald Trump dies of a stroke on April 1st, 2024.

Naturally everybody will think it's fake because of the date only to lose their minds (both positively and negatively based on their opinion of trump) when realizing it's real

There will be massive celebrations in the streets and on social media and lots of predictable "don't speak ill of the dead" discourse about those celebrations

Weird evangelicals will pull some weird number trick talking about how Jesus was conceived on April 1st and that makes Trump a sort of messiah and people will make fun of that

The Republicans (after they're done with the faux-sadness and faux-outrage) will stomp over each other to be his successor but none of them will succeed. They'll tear each other apart and have no single nominee for the November elections.

There will be discourse about if Biden and the living former presidents should go to his funeral (they won't, he was a traitor insurrectionist)

The Ukraine-Russia War immediately goes in favor of Ukraine as morale in the Kremlin is reduced. China similarly backs off from its threats on Taiwan.

Ten thousand new memes are made, some sticking around for years to come.

Not a month later a bunch of unofficial biographies of Trump hit the bookshelves, many with new details about just how awful he was.

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huskerdust my beloveds,, <3

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This cant stay lost in the tags

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excitedly waiting for this

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free my girl she did all that shit but the fandom is mischaracterizing her for it