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possession horror where the thing possessing the autistic character causes them to behave in a more neurotypical way. autistic possession horror where the thing inside you is easier to communicate with than you are, the thing inside you doesn’t have a flat affect, the thing inside you doesn’t let your body stim, the thing inside you is how you were told to behave and you can only do it when you are no longer you. autistic possession horror where you will never forget that everyone liked it better than you before they found out something was controlling you. autistic possession horror where they know what’s inside you isn’t you and debate whether it would be easier for everyone to leave you like this anyway. you agree. reblog.

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I want you all to imagine with me, if you will, what I witnessed today.

McDonalds parking lot. teenage boy. giant polished white ford Tundra. windows down. blasting. I mean BLASTING. Beethoven's moonlight sonata. boy demolishing burger.

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Things my Brain has in common with a Dial Up Modem:

Deep aversion to answering phones

Works slowly

Screams a lot

Abandons all current tasks when interrupted

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welcome to my farm where I keep my dark horse my black sheep my scapegoat and my underdog. my canary in the coal mine died ages ago

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If you were sufficiently determined and sufficiently morally bankrupt, do you think you could start a cult?

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The more you look into a lot of famous tumblr Kickstarter scams with your thirty-something brain the more it’s like. Man these weren’t even scams they were just incredibly poorly managed creative projects that fizzled out. This is a thing that literally happens all the time it’s just people outside the immediate team/investors aren’t usually paying attention to it. And also everyone involved is like 19 so they don’t know how a complex, multi-year creative project works.

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no one talks about how straight up painful it is to be the bigger person when deep in your soul you just want to be a huge bitch about it

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It was 25 years ago today, August 14, 2000, that the first Megatokyo comic was posted.

(Here Piro and Largo drawn way too sexy for their own good it is actually a terrifying drawing.)

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revenge is actually kind of based, i mean it won't solve the problem that started all of this, but it will solve the problem of that bastard still being alive.

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My little sister's new boyfriend got a tattoo for her about a month ago and he wanted matching tattoos so he decided to get uh. The tattoo on her ankle of her ex boyfriend's name that she hasn't gotten covered up yet

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Really good Twitter thread originally about Elon Musk and Twitter, but also applies to Netflix and a lot of other corporations.

Full thread. Text transcription under cut.

Keep reading

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The main character of the last TV show you watched is now your therapist. How’s it working for you?

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I do

Not feel.good

Atall

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You just admitted that bear's a minor, you sick freak! We're shutting down this planetarium!

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Anti public defender sentiment NOW of all times has GOT to be a psyop and I’m not being hyperbolic

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any help appreciated, it's really needed!

Emergency Situation

Okay mother truckers(positive), in an effort to get any closer to that 1,900 goal, I'm offering 1$ commissions. I'm serious when I say everything adds up and I want to work for it.

Any style, any writing length. I am not kidding.

It doesn't matter if I ship it or not. Even if it's a notp for me, it will still get treated with care and respect. I'll draw your OC's, furries and more!

I'm desperately trying to avoid a homeless situation(see pinned post). And if you see this and have a comm with me already, hmu, because I did drop offs ages ago. I want to make sure everyone got theirs.

Art styles found here(I have improved since then): https://ko-fi.com/cheeseforsooth

Writing can be found on AO3 and ff.net under the pseud yourfandomfae.

Cashapp: $MMintie

PayPal: heartjack@outlook.com

Tagged some fandoms I have experience creating for already. Even sharing helps a lot too!

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