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Your immune system getting weaker when you're stressed has got to be the dumbest stress response ever like oh you've been having a horrible terrible no good week? Let Me Make It Worse.
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i cannot blame cats for using their fangs to put perfect little stapler holes in cardboard bc if i had such fangs you bet your ass id be doing that too
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WHAT ARE YALL READING RN you must tell me
#for manga im catching up on the summer hikaru died in commemoration for the anime release#for books im currently reading this is how you lose the time war
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You all are the coolest people I vaguely know
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one of my favorite headcanons is ayatsuji telling a random fact or a piece of trivia to tsujimura and she'll believe it instantly only for ayatsuji to pull the "i lied i made that up" right after
#see you cant really blame tsujimura here bc the man is a freaky genius with photographic memory to boot#but also ayatsuji can and will take that fact to his advantage to mess with her#babbling about bsd gaiden#tsujitsuji tag
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when i first heard about the male loneliness epidemic i was like oh yeah close camaraderie and bonding between men is often discouraged in favor of competition or, if not discouraged, at least filtered through a lens of individualism that precludes deep connections. and then i learned what people meant by it (men arent getting laid) to which i say skill issue
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when i first heard about the male loneliness epidemic i was like oh yeah close camaraderie and bonding between men is often discouraged in favor of competition or, if not discouraged, at least filtered through a lens of individualism that precludes deep connections. and then i learned what people meant by it (men arent getting laid) to which i say skill issue
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so it turns out that climbing onto a rooftop in the middle of the night does solve all your problems, but i failed to consider that it would create a brand new one
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*scrolling tumblr* hmmm. i agree with the sentiment of this post, but the phrasing feels off to me. it doesn’t really have that Reblog factor, you know? *scrolls* oh good, a post that just says “i jerk off till my penis scrweam” . i better reblog this
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i know i hate on the division’s treatment of ayatsuji a lot but considering how annoying they think he is it’s actually funny as hell of them to put his life in the hands of the most easily ragebaited woman of all time
#aside from whatever tsujimom is up to#i don't think the division even PLANNED on putting ayatsuji's life in tsujimura's hands#i bet they thought she'd instantly crack under the pressure and leave after a day#and then that didn't happen#which surprised everyone because tsujimura is the most easily ragebaited woman of all time#the division probably kept waiting and waiting for her to quit the ayatsuji job but she just never did#so at some point i guess they shrugged and said 'well. she's the first person to survive that annoying-ass blond for this long.#we'll keep her there then. we've wasted too many agents on ayatsuji already'#and somewhere far away a hidden tsujimura sr. rubbed her hands schemingly because she knew her daughter wouldn't crack#<- tumblr user soutsuji u always get it fr !!!!#what's stronger than tsujimura's easily ragebaitedness is tsujimura's sheer will and stubbornness
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i know i hate on the division’s treatment of ayatsuji a lot but considering how annoying they think he is it’s actually funny as hell of them to put his life in the hands of the most easily ragebaited woman of all time
#ayatsuji: h—#tsujimura into her walkie talkie: ok blast his ass#<- PREV IM HOLLERINGGG#not to mention this is said most easily ragebaited woman's first task ever on the job#ango is hesitant about assigning her to him but taneda reassures him and says it'll be funny#“are you sure?? this is a lot to give to a new hire” “trust it'll be worth it”#ff 2 yrs later she still falls for his ragebait every time. atleast they dont have to go thru numerous agents anymore to see w/c one sticks
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following new people on here is like i'm sorry to interrupt but i saw you from across the dash and liked your vibes
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The fact that people don't think friendship is enough to justify characters doing insane acts of love for each other baffles me. Like have you never loved your friend so so much you want to live in their ribcage. Have you never been really weird about a friend. Have you never wanted to bite your friends parents or shove them down a staircase. Have you never wanted to be buried in the same grave as a friend. Have u never. How do u people live like this.
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Reblog to give prev the power to write their fanfiction
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acrostic tag game rules: given a word, find a sentence in your WIP that starts with each letter
tagged by @spliqi with the word ADIEU! doing this has made me even more shameful of the amount of gaiden wips i have. it's also apparently hard for me to find sentences that start with the letter u. these are all five different wips </3
A: After the games, Chuuya’s friendship with Tsujimura extended beyond the girl who reprimands the troublemaker constantly getting into, well, trouble (he digressed—he thinks he's an okay student all around, despite constantly violating dress code).
D: “Do you know that feeling, detective?”
I: If he doesn't push it now, there's less of a chance for the case to be dropped before it's actually passed onto Tsujimura, who is even more stubborn than Ango.
E: “Even after your death, you always find a way to piss me off,” Mizuki grumbled to her reflection.
U: Unfortunately, Panda couldn't read them, much to Kokichi’s utter dismay, and replies to him with a short series of confused blinks.
tags uhhhfhh @death-in-a-handbasket @marichild @gentlefishies + those who wanna do this wiiith the word "DRINK" !
#sorry for being mentally ill about gaiden. it will happen again.#it takes me like 10 business months to actually finish anything so more than half of these wips will probably never see the light of day#tag game !
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