serialkilluh1996

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My guy...

life is starting to feel like and endless cycle again, im gonna go shoot some people

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I WANT HIIIIIIM GIVE HIM TO MEEEEEE

Horangi in my opinion. It's quite common with a scar on half of his cheek, but I also lean towards his long hair with a mullet hairstyle or a wolf cascade.

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Sometimes I think I'm funny (although probably not original).

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singledad!König who’s cute wittle chubby baby wouldn’t stop holding your finger through the entire plane flight

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König surprising you with a ring pop and fakes a proposal after a successful mission

you immediately fall into the roll and jump like it’s an actual ring, clinging to his neck and peppering kisses all over his grinning face.

“We’re getting married!!” You proudly show off your pink and blue ring berry blast, i’m biased to the rest of the team, whose cheers quickly die down the moment they realize it’s just a fake.

“You guys… just a couple of good-for-nothing pranksters,” Horangi huffs out a laugh, pulls his long time friend into a bear hug and discreetly whispers something in his ear, “You better get that woman a real ring - real fuckin’ soon.”

To which, taking those words into consideration, he does - did, rather, a long time ago actually. The velvet box sits patiently on his right, inside the lowest drawer of his office desk, waiting to rest on your finger someday.

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Insane. Men used to at least coerce you into marrying them before they start saying crazy shit. What happened to manipulators. They don't even try anymore.

Ok. What.

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Wait guys listen to me.. you might actually have to outline your fics and shit. I just started writing my shit down in a notebook and EVERYTHING is coming together. There's something about the paper that brings out my creativity.

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Just run me over atp

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༶•┈┈⛧┈♛♛┈⛧┈┈•༶

𝙺𝚘̈𝚗𝚒𝚐 𝙼𝚆𝟸 •ᴗ•

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True crime bloggers/horror fans: "my pookie😓"

The pookie in question:

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Look at his beautiful eyes

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"Bear flavoured chocolate."

Still preparing products for the show in a few days

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The plot twist we actually deserved

comms open♡

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whenever i see someone say “being anti-porn/prostitiution is puritanism” i verbally sigh so hard

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never argue with people who disagree with you block immediately never revise your blocked users see something u dont like on the dash block that person before they ever know you exist that’s how u keep online peace

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i replayed the 2019 campaign, took some screenshots and whew... gaz really is the most gorgeous boy

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I CAN'T HELP IT I NEED IT SO BADDD ITS MY OXYGEN

"im not addicted i can stop at any time" i say as i open the next fanfic