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Surprisingly the first tiktok ad I’ve noticed on this app

Bunnies thinking they are people seems like prime fever dream material. I would be horrified if they tried to replace me but would accept my fate once the time comes.

They are cute and fluffy and intrigue me.

7/10 would feed carrots to

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This hand looks fake

No clue if its the bright orange jumpsuit or the shading, but it looks hella fake

2/10, not as funky as rollerblading George washington despite being the same company. I believe

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The idea of George Washington himself on clunky rollers blades with a shitty printed button up is too humorous to ignore this

8/10 for the imagery alone. 2 points deducted for advertising loans

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This ad is the bane of my existence

Ruins the doom scroll by later changing to a ‘pilot your own flesh suit to build the next empire state building out of eggs’

Takes up a full post worth of space

Those eggs will crash to the ground, unable to beg for a god to save them. Yet it continues, the forever grind to remove yourself further and further from heaven until you become nothing. Not even Satan himself could spare your eventual fate.

When you look down at the broken shells, broken with yolk like blood that stains a battlefield, will you feel sadness? Will all you see in that pile of corpses, of those who’ve died for lacking the nutrition of a single egg you almost provided, be disappointment? Shame for not optimizing your farm to earn more? To succeed more?

Everything you touch will turn to gold but that endless greed will destroy you. Yolk stained roads guide you down the slippery path to Hell.

May you feel shame? Perhaps realization of this self forged path?

I hope you do.

I hope that path contains every animal that had their creations destroyed by the hands of their tender. One they may have called ‘friend’. And may their judgement tear you to shreds

-10/10 for you vile vile creature

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Big mistake calling Monopoly a family favorite. This is the game of bloodshed and generational passed blood feuds that become a major plot point in the near future

Never again

0/10

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Ominous

Whats the new costume is it flesh

Did they steal someones flesh

Due to lack of information i have no idea where to acquire this thrifted flesh

5/10 due to hilarity

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A common Belly Fat Removal ad with medical field name drops

Feat a decapitated 3d model of someone in a vague Jojo-esque pose

3/10 Provide more Jojo