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Pip was simply reading a book, enjoying the scenery and such before Kyle came up to him. His words sounded like a repeat of what everyone else said, at this point. But he wasn’t one to not forgive though. Pip never really held grudges, if it wasn’t to obvious.

“There’s no need, dear. That’s all behind us.” he said, smiling at him. “But if it makes you feel better, you’re very forgiven.”

“Okay. Great. Thank you.”  Ugh, this was awkward. But Kyle didn’t want to just leave after all that build up either. That would be kind of lame.  Or would it be awkward to stick around after he’s said his peace? No, he’s overthinking it. But what does he have to talk about with Pip? “...So, what are you reading?” Internal fucking facepalm. 

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fashion/appearance stats

BOLD what applies to your muse.

TAGGED BY: @pridefulbow TAGGING:anybody who wants to! 

BODY.

long legs / short legs / average legs / slender thighs / thick thighs / muscular thighs / skinny arms / soft arms / muscular arms / toned stomach / flat stomach / flabby stomach / soft stomach / six pack / beer belly / lean frame / muscular frame / voluptuous frame / petite frame / lanky frame / short nails / long nails / manicured nails / dirty nails / flat ass / toned ass /bubble butt / thick ass / small waist / thick waist / narrow hips / average hips / wide hips / big feet / average feet / small feet / soft feet / slender feet / calloused hands / soft hands / big hands / average hands / small hands / long fingers / short fingers / average fingers / broad shouldered / underweight / average weight / overweight

HEIGHT.

shorter than 140 cm / 141 cm-150 cm / 151 cm to 160 cm / 161 cm to 170 cm / 171 cm to 180cm / 181 cm to 190 cm / 191 cm to 2m / taller than 2 m.

SKIN.

pale / rosy / olive / dark / tanned / blotchy / smooth / acne / dry / greasy / freckled

EYES.

small / large / average / grey / brown / blue / green / gold / hazel / pink / doe - eyed / almond/ close-set / wide-set / squinty / monolid / heavy eyelids / upturned / downturned

HAIR.

thin / thick / fine / normal / greasy / dry / soft / shiny / curly / frizzy / wild / unruly / straight /smooth / wavy / floppy / cropped / pixie-cut / shoulder length / back length / waist length / buzzcut / bald / jaw length / mohawk / white / platinum blonde / golden blonde / dirty blonde /     blonde / ombre / light brown / mouse brown / chestnut brown / golden brown /     chocolate brown  /    dark brown  /     jet black     /     ginger     / auburn / dyed red / dyed an unnatural color / thin eyebrows / average eyebrows / thick eyebrows    

TATTOOS  /  PIERCINGS.

no tattoos / one tattoo / a few here and there / multiple / full sleeve / thigh tattoo / neck tattoo / chest tattoo / no piercings / ear piercings / nose piercing / lip piercing / tongue piercing / eyebrow piercing / navel piercing / cheek piercing / nipple piercing / genital piercing

COSMETICS.

eyeliner / light eyeliner / heavy eyeliner / cat eyes / mascara / fake eyelashes / matte lipstick / regular lipstick / lipgloss / red lips / pink lips / dark lips / bronzer / highlighter /eyeshadow / neutral eyeshadow / smoky eyes / colorful eyeshadow / blush / lipliner / light contouring / heavy contouring / powder / matte foundation / shiny foundation / concealer /    wears regularly / occasionally wears / never wears

SCENT.

floral / fruity / perfumes / aftershave / cocoa / moisturiser / shampoo / cigarettes / leather / sweat / food / incense / marijuana / cologne / whiskey / wine / fried food / blood / fire / metal / ice

CLOTHES.

jeans / tight pants / over knee socks / tights / leggings / yoga pants / pencil skirt / tight skirt / loose skirt / formfitting dress / cardigans / blouse / button up shirt /  band t-shirt /     sweatpants / tank top / cutoff t-shirt / designer / high street / online stores / thrift / lingerie/ long skirt / miniskirt / maxidress / sundress / tie / tuxedo / cocktail dress / highslit dress/skirt /  t-shirt / loose clothing / tight clothing / jean shorts / sweater / sweater vest / khaki pants / suit / hoodie / hareem pants / basketball shorts /  boxers / briefs / thong / hotpants / hipster pants / bra / sports bra / crop top / corset / ballerina skirt / leotard / polka dot / stripes / glitter / silk /  lace / leather / velvet / chemise / patterns / florals / neon colors / pastels / black / dark colors / fur / faux fur

SHOES.

sneakers / slip-ons / flats / slippers / sandals / high heels / kitten heels / ankle boots / combat boots / kneehigh / platforms / stripper heels / bare feet /  loafers / oxfords / gladiator shoes / boots

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@pippin-pops

Oof. Here we go.  This was a long overdue, Kyle felt. He just had to swallow down his pride and get it out there, even if it wasn’t so much of a matter of pride as it was...embarrassment.  “Hey, Pip? You know, I really can’t justify how mean I was to you. I guess dumb kids have their shitty behavior, but that was pretty fucked up how I treated you. So I’m sorry.” 

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( lurks more  I’ll probably be on and actually DO stuff tomorrow. But in the meantime, feel free to like  this post if you would like to plot something with me! and I’ll shoot you a message! Or you could shoot me a message! Or something! Exclamation marks!!!

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Tag, you’re it! Tagged by: @stanground Rules! Tag 15 people you want to get to know!

Name: Nikki Gender: Female/??? Star Sign: Sagittarius  Height: 5′4″ Sexuality: Pan What image do you have as your lock screen:  Kaneki from Tokyo Ghoul Have you ever had a crush on a teacher: No Where do you see yourself in 10 years:  I’D RATHER DIE ANYWHERE ELSE THAN HERE. I hope I’m living somewhere better with my own house dangit. I haven’t decided if I want to be a nurse or something else but I guess I have ten years to figure it out!  If you could go anywhere else right now where would it be:  I want to see my grandma. T_T  What was your coolest Halloween costume ? MY COOL GUY COSTUME. I wore a mannequin head on top of my head and went around like that.  What was your favorite 90′s TV show?: Crocodile Hunter and Digimon! Last Kiss?: Sometime earlier today? lol Favorite book?: I love the Dan Wells’s “John Cleaver” series. Bird Box was also VERY good. I also find myself reading Harry Potter on a whim at least every couple of years, because of course.  Have you ever been stood up?: I was stood up for my senior homecoming dance! Luckily I had a very good friend who was willing to take me and we ended up playing Rock Band and having a really good time at the dance.  Have you ever been to Las Vegas?: I’ve visited. 0/10 Don’t go to Vegas.  Favorite pair of shoes: I have a pair of combat boots that I am very stubbornly convinced go with everything because I love them THAT much.  Favorite fruit?: Strawberries.  Stupidest thing you have ever done?: I let my mom convince me to move out and go to college my first year out of highschool when I had ZERO necessary life skills, ended up living in a sketchy part of a new city, and then when I came back for my second year of school I completely lost focus. I should have just asked my grandma for help but I had that fragile 18-19 y/o ego blowing up in my face instead lmaooo 

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“All knights are valid!” (dont-kick-the-goddamn-baby)

Chat Quotes : Accepting 

That was a bit out of context, but Kyle does his best to guess what Ike would be talking about, quickly going down a list in his head. D&D? Roleplaying? A video game? Literal, historical knights? Deciding that he’s stumped, Kyle nods slowly. "You’re not wrong, I guess. What are you talking about?” 

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stanground:

itsajewseything:

That would explain Kyle’s frequent visits to the zoo when they were younger, although Stan had gotten some silly idea about the elephant’s whereabouts when he was a child. Some kind of escape ala Madagascar and even going as far as the elephant being carted off in a wooden box. It was a silly and childish thing that even now he wasn’t ready to admit that he’d once gotten that idea to Kyle.

“I guess I forgot about him too. It’s been a while hasn’t it?”

It’s then that he gets a brilliant idea. “Hey. It’s not too late to see him now. Why don’t we go to the zoo?” The Denver Zoo wasn’t too far and he’s sure between the two of them they could cover gas money and the price of admission.

Leave it to Stan to offer the simple solution to a not-that-complicated problem. Kyle smiles fondly and nods.  “Sure. I bet he’d be happy to have visitors that aren’t dumb kids--well, we were dumb kids, who tried to get him to, uh...Oh god, that might be considered animal abuse.”  Looking back on it, Kyle could honestly admit to the fact that they were all little gremlins to that elephant. And the pig. But maybe karma neutralized when they tried to rescue baby cows? Hmm. 

“...Yeah, let’s go. We could give him peanuts or something? Or hay, I guess.” Decision made, Kyle is up, grabbing his keys. 

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( Gonna be over at @thanat3s for a bit since muse is fickle I guess lol

( hmu if you like sad boys and robots <3

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IM TRYIGN NTO TO LAUGH BC IM SUDDENLY THINKIGN ABOUT THE EPISODE WHERE STAN DOES THT ANTI BULLYING VID AND HE TRIES TO INTIMIDATE KYLE AND

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 wait. 

Wait

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stanground:

@itsajewseything liked for a starter!!!

Of course, Kyle’s desk drawer was neat and organized, it’s why he found his extra phone charger quickly but something else catches Stan’s eye in there. A photo. The subject is something he had not seen since they were children. He ends up picking it up instead of the charger.

“Do you still visit your Elephant?”

Years of sharing everything with Stan means that Kyle doesn’t even look twice when Stan looks through his drawer. It’s cool. But he hasn’t thought about that elephant for a long time, that the mention confuses him at first. He leans over to take a look at what the hell Stan is talking about.  “My elephant? Oh...” 

“There was no way my mom was going to let me think that I could take care of an elephant, but she did let me continue to visit him at the zoo for a while...huh. I didn’t think I’d feel so bad about forgetting.” 

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I’m the real Jersey-devil, bitch! 

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( good evening! I get back from warped tour and there’s proposals and fluff and smut on my dash, oh my! but now that i’m back, i’ll get to any replies i owe and my regularly scheduled lurking. so nothing’s really changed pff. 

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imnotjustsureimhivpositive:

Oh yes. That was it. That’s what Cartman liked to see. The physical signs of agitation, his clenched jaw, the swipe of the hand.. Kyle couldn’t help but pay attention to Cartman. He could have taken his books, walked away, kicked Cartman out of his study space, anything. But no, Cartman had all of his attention because Kyle couldn’t resist giving all of it to him. How sweet.

He snickered, following Kyle by only leaning closer when he tried to move away, “Oh, you’re definitely a bottom. You take it from me every day, you bite that pillow like a good, compliant Jew because you know your place in society.

But don’t let me tell you how to live your life. If that’s how you like it, I don’t judge!” He laughed as if it were all a joke, as if he wasn’t actively judging as they spoke. “You must take it from Stan too every day, huh? How else would that dumb piece of shit pass his classes? You’re taking it from all your friends, aren’t you, Kahl?”

Once Kyle recognizes that he’s figuratively--probably literally--being backed into a corner, he plants his feet, and he glares right back at Cartman. He doesn’t fully understand this, but he doesn’t need to, because it’s all just antagonizing him for the sake of antagonizing him. Kyle wants to tell himself this, to save himself the agony of trying to walk in Eric Cartman’s shoes, avoiding anything at all that might involve empathizing with him.  “That doesn’t even make sense! And it’s none of your business!” Kyle makes no effort to control his volume, very deliberately shouting in Cartman’s face. Unconsciously, but by force of habit, Kyle does so, throwing his guard up. It’s easier than speaking the truth. He doesn’t need Cartman assuming his sex life, or lack thereof. There’s no time to lament such things.  “I don’t need to do anything for anybody, either! Stan can handle his own coursework, and I’m barely dealing with my own workload as it is. Something you definitely wouldn’t understand! You’d probably prostitute yourself before you ever had to do any actual work!”

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itsajewseything:

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If Kyle wasn’t already stunned at the sudden invasion of personal space, he might have had the nerve to blow up at Cartman. But he seethes quietly instead for a moment, as all his things are shoved aside. Don’t blow up. Don’t blow up. But he does allow himself to huff loudly. Grit his teeth. Gather his thoughts. 

“…Don’t be a fucking dick. I don’t care if you’re bored. Maybe figuring out a plan for the future might occupy your time a bit better. Not shoving things up your ass, unless that’s really what you want to do.” 

“You see, Kahl, this is why you’re boring, and I’m not. You’re busy doing this.. what did you say? Pla..planning? Is that even a word? Planning, for the future?” Cartman wanted oh so badly to see Kyle blow up. He craved seeing that face turn red, even just watching him forced to pay attention to him got Cartman all giddy. His eyes didn’t move from staring into the other’s.

“While I’m living in the now, having other people study for me. That is what makes me superior to you, you supply all of the answers, and I copy them down when you’re not looking.

It’s the natural circle of life, it’s okay to be on the bottom, it’s where your kind is meant to be. Working under me.” His lips curled into smile, hand coming up to pat Kyle’s cheek condescendingly.

“Oh my god.” Kyle says, exasperated, before he can stop himself. Now he misses the quiet of studying. Even with the stress, he could at least be stressed and alone, and his patience is rapidly wearing thin. Cartman probably knows that, but in his own fatigue, he can’t care right at this point. His jaw is visibly clenched now, and Kyle is only sort of aware of it.  “That’s not how it works in the real world. Just what the hell do you--ugh! Knock it off!” Kyle bats Cartman’s hand away, with more force than what is probably necessary. There’s the nerve. He’s up and distancing himself from Cartman now, fueled by a mostly sleep-deprived, but definitely justified loss of patience. 

“My kind?! I am not a bottom! Or of any kind that should be working under you, you piece of shit!” 

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If Kyle wasn’t already stunned at the sudden invasion of personal space, he might have had the nerve to blow up at Cartman. But he seethes quietly instead for a moment, as all his things are shoved aside. Don’t blow up. Don’t blow up. But he does allow himself to huff loudly. Grit his teeth. Gather his thoughts. 

“...Don’t be a fucking dick. I don’t care if you’re bored. Maybe figuring out a plan for the future might occupy your time a bit better. Not shoving things up your ass, unless that’s really what you want to do.” 

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( headcanon: Kyle definitely listens to hip-hop, but i’ll bet you a hundred dollars he also listens to vocaloid. because maybe kenny also listens to vocaloid? and was like, hey kyle have you heard of hatsune miku she’s totally hot and her songs are bomb, and kyle is like, okay, i need new study music, and then he fell down the rabbit hole that is youtube vocaloid covers the end