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cody what the fuck did they DO to you!!!

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Condom machines off for the royal period of mourning💔💔💔

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i need to stop picking at my face but the problem is theres Textures On There and i would prefer if there Werent

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still bummed that early humans didn't domesticate bears. what a waste

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modern computers don't beep enough. i miss when they spoke to me in their own language

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CLAIM: Using your laptop in bed, especially before going to sleep, can confuse your brain and interfere with sleep patterns.

FACT: My bed is so comfy. It is the perfect place to be at all times.

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yall gotta step it up, the queen died and i haven’t seen a single crab rave yet 

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1 hint for why ur depressed ? ://///

is this blues clues!!!! idk babe i probably have demons or something 

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Identity theft is not a joke

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I thought you should know that i exchanged dick pics with a mutual because of “complete a homosexual encounter”. Thank you for your service.

REWARDS: 82 Gold, 95 EXP

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“autism hungry feed it x” is the best phrase ever. autism hungry feed it 12 hours of behind the scenes content. autism hungry feed it 40 wikipedia articles. i could go on forever

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there’s a subreddit for tucked in fishies….

some of my faves

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