#crab talk

[arcadiacabinet]

My favorite thing about being a system is we are generally never serious and always doing bits with friends and coworkers. As long as I don't say out loud "I am an alter in a DID system" everything I say is a joke. I can pretty openly talk about being a different person or the symptoms that come with that and it's all just a bit.

[jmmallory]

Sid impresses his audience with his message AND awesome PowerPoint skills.

@dduane uhoh! You are on their radar!

[superfreshsupermarket]

I'm being gnawed on by paranoia. Thinking in worst case scenarios, dreaming self-fulfilling nightmares. I must stop believing in love because love is the best fruit on the tree falling away and rotting.

[eaissilyy]

Their gossip session is either about planning to kill you or just making fun of you falling to your death. (especially when you're fighting Margit and fell off a cliff. Just As Planned.) There is no in between.

(CALL ME A TRUE BELIEVER IN OMEN TWINS GOSSIP SESSION. THEY SAID THEY DON'T LIKE EACH OTHER BUT IK THEY CANNOT STOP YAPPING WHEN THEY MEET. THEY COMPLAIN ABOUT EVERYTHING. I NEED TO LISTEN TO THEM YAPPING PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE.) hello back to normal bark bark.

[whamss]

something cute about how karkat still uses the little crab to call people. i like that

[meamiiikiii]

okay so the list of "threats to the king" has been getting longer and longer with each passing stream. that is the context for this LMAO.

(speaking of. my friend is streaming ISAT for the first time and i have been in call and doing voices! in about 1-2 hours after this posts!! he is in act 3!! will rb more info onto here in a bit since mature tho.)

[noccolibroccoli]

I love Maryland because whenever we get any kind of severe weather forecast the state agencies all post The Most Maryland Infographic Of All Time

[stardew-traveler-peep]

“‘It is quite a misfortune to be born the eldest of three. Everyone knows you are the one who will fail first, and worst, if the three of you set out to seek your fortunes’… perhaps then I should have dressed as Sophie, for her success in spite of that.”

Elliott as Howl, as 59.4% of you deemed he should be.

[thursdaylast]

finally figured out a Bdubs design! not sure if i'm happy with it yet but oh well! he is extremely glare coded to me but like in a scary shadow creature way and I love that for him <3

[evans-endeavors]

ARTEMIOS Son of Poseidon

Peeled myself away from Hades 2 to draw up an OC!

Art: son of Poseidon Savior of sailors, devourer of olives, shape shifting (?) demigod of the sea!

Enjoy!

[dredsina]

Crab meat is so delicious and delicate but the process of eating it is so barbaric you have to fight for your life against an animal that's already dead

[huidol]

happy valentines 👍 day

[superfreshsupermarket]

People on tumblr are always like omg beloved mutuals mwah mwah my DMs are always open I wanna make more friends!! And as soon as you reach out they're either a hyper five-year-old who can't stfu or a stone-cold high and mighty bitch

[svtskneecaps]

i'm still stuck on the purgatories so here's a list of purgatory 2 moments simply off the top of my head that deserve to be remembered:

aimsey ducking all of axolotl team alone in a cave with literally half a heart

goose gang fucking descending on the raccoon base and absolutely wrecking shop

ethan crankgameplays clutching up for team panda during the capture the flag game by being the only one hanging out in the center and periodically checking the chests, earning them a shitton of flags and clutching multiple rounds

crow team's egg taking 0 damage

pac doxxing goose gang's egg in the last second

shelby shubble as the last member of her team online writing a letter to aimsey and sharing the world's most devastating ten minutes before her team was eliminated with one of the eye creatures (coco? i forgot lol)

badboyhalo absolutely fucking DEMOLISHING the battleship event on like 2 hours of sleep and a dream

wuant(?) stealing a tv from the battleship event and then playing portuguese ice age on it for the crows lmfao

tubbo djing for his team while waiting for the time for a goose gambit

theguill CRASHING THROUGH THE FUCKING CEILING of the raccoon team's hidey hole like the fucking kool aid man in a last effort to save his team and 4v1 or 5v1 ing team raccoon; he lost but that was such an epic fucking moment

theguill and etoiles pvping and each hyping the other's skills the entire time

seapeekay escaping cellbit and baghera and then stealing their boats and rocketing past to tease them about it; that shit was iconic

kenny going mad with power collecting sand on literally day 1

the english speaking squirrels taking actual physical notes on portuguese phrases (i think)

lgbtiba

i may add more this is an off the top of my head list but like got DAMN i like these events :D i like them a lot

[crowreys-wormstache]

Březnové idy double whammy?

[montereybayaquarium]

“Long live the king (crab).”

This dramatic Lion King interpretocean brought to you by pelagic red crabs! When pelagic red crabs are juveniles, they prefer hanging out in the surface waters—everywhere the light touches. As they mature, they transition from a planktonic lifestyle to a benthic one on the seafloor. You could say as they grow up, they tend to settle down.