A blob dressed up in a fancy bonnet. I imagine this suave little chap out hobnobbing with the movers and shakers of the botanical world. It's a pity we must eat you, little blob. Fear not though, your bonnet will make a fine addition to my wardrobe. - Brittany, Pikmin 3 www.youtube.com/@DapperBlob https://www.twitch.tv/dapperblob https://twitter.com/adapperblob (barf)
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He's never gonna hear the end of it.
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My all 3Star record :')
i mean im happy we have new kits...holographic ones at that. but boy am i not happy i have so much more 3 star grind to do. which also increases the 4 star grind ive been on. Pray for me folks. i may be full squid after all this
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I drew over the Octo from the Anni Art Icons and colored it based on the ones in the art. So here's some little guys if you'd like to use them.
Credit is Appreciated but not Required.
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Can i talk about how miquella unalloygolded himself??? Like how he removed all of his “impurities” trying to turn himself into the “perfect” savior/god but ended up making himself a shell of who he was before, making his goal impossible to fulfill since there would be no love in his compassion? His order would be hollow and weak? Or am i stupid and will be beaten with hammers
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went to look at past nintendo magazine issue for something and. Ok so. Splatoon's currency in JP is also called "G", but a handful of times its confirmed the "G" is short for Geso (they've also used Gesocoin, that's probably what a singular coin is called??). geso means tentacle btw. G is to Geso like $ is to Dollar. There is not a lot of times in JP where its called "Geso" instead of just G, and all the examples i can think of are in still JP-only materials. I've been hoping they'd like. tell us what the G is short for in english.
so. looking at this magazine im like. ok cool. a rare instance of something that calls the currency by its proper name and also has an official english translation! will they finally tell us what the G is short for in english???
nah. just G. the G isnt short for anything. its just G. fuck you
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I see posts go by periodically about how modern audiences are impatient or unwilling to trust the creator. And I agree that that's true. What the posts almost never mention, though, is that this didn't happen in a vacuum. Audiences have had their patience and trust beaten out of them by the popular media of the past few decades.
J J Abrams is famous for making stories that raise questions he never figures out how to answer. He's also the guy with some weird story about a present he never opened and how that's better than presents you open--failing to see that there's a difference between choosing not to open a present and being forbidden from opening one.
You've got lengthy media franchises where installments undo character development or satisfying resolutions from previous installments. Worse, there are media franchises with "trilogies" that are weird slap fights between the makers of each installment.
You've got wildly popular TV shows that end so poorly and unsatisfyingly that no one speaks of them again.
On top of that, a lot of the media actively punishes people for engaging thoughtfully with it. Creators panic and change their stories if the audience properly reacts to foreshadowing. Emotional parts of storytelling are trampled by jokes. Shocking the audience has become the go to, rather than providing a solid story.
Of course audiences have gotten cynical and untrusting! Of course they're unwilling to form their own expectations of what's coming! Of course they make the worst assumptions based on what's in front of them! The media they've been consuming has trained them well.
#@fromsoft#a story you may someday learn to read is much better#than a story with permanent holes that will never be filled in
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My friends and i came up with a bunch more ideas!
Larger Splattercolor screen that highlights enemies viewed through it, no other effects.
Big Big bubbler, less health, full of toxic mist
transparent Kraken that 3 hits but with CRAZY knockback
zipcaster that doesnt zip, just launches you upwards really high
Reef Slider but does a donut
Superchump but launches clone team mates, killing them causes them to burst in your ink color
Ink Jet with more mobility and vacuum powers
Inkvac but its a turret you can place, slow turn speed and more narrow suction. and no end of explosion
Tristrike but it creates gushes where they land
Killer Wail but it launches a large slow moving sound orb that travels through terrain
Crab tank but its maws style, so swims in ink and attacks from below
Booyah Bomb but its a distructo disk
BIG booyah bomb thats horrorborus size but takes A LOT to charge
trizooka but its proto rainmaker style
ink missles but toxic mist and 0 damage
Inkjet that doges sideways and has a gattling gun
EVERYONE I NEED YOUR CONTRIBUTION BECAUSE THIS SILLY THOUGHT IS MAKING ME GIGGLE
Okay idea:
Sub species for specials!
Like you have your normal wave breaker or you can choose one for your loadout that sends out 2 quick bursts 3 times in a smaller radius. Or or one that is like a toxic toxic mist in a sphere round the placeable device
An ultra stamp thats 2 smaller hammers that are like the horses for a chariot. It doesn't one shot, and has weird steering. but it goes really fast!
Another idea, ink storm, 0 Damage but even more healing. or a tacticooler that your team can't use but the enemy can, and it makes them drunk XD
#splatoon 3#dapperblob#i want more ideas people!#these are so much fun to think up :D#splatoon#nintendo
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If we assume that leaving behind chunks of oneself does more than just dismember you. We can infer that Rannis rebellion against the two fingers also served to rob them of whatever purpose that ritual may have.
Miquella leaves behind golden crosses that stake the land.
Ranni leaves behind a charred blackened corpse.
#just a nice thought i think#love ranni and he middle finger to the two fingers#elden ring#ranni the witch#Miquella#dapperblob
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Splatoon PSA
it's "salmonid" not "salmonoid"
that is all
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Savin the day while looking fly! Okay we still lost but at least I looked good
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EVERYONE I NEED YOUR CONTRIBUTION BECAUSE THIS SILLY THOUGHT IS MAKING ME GIGGLE
Okay idea:
Sub species for specials!
Like you have your normal wave breaker or you can choose one for your loadout that sends out 2 quick bursts 3 times in a smaller radius. Or or one that is like a toxic toxic mist in a sphere round the placeable device
An ultra stamp thats 2 smaller hammers that are like the horses for a chariot. It doesn't one shot, and has weird steering. but it goes really fast!
Another idea, ink storm, 0 Damage but even more healing. or a tacticooler that your team can't use but the enemy can, and it makes them drunk XD
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Talkmodachi is a tool created by dylanpdx on Github that allows you to use the US Tomodachi Life text-to-speech in order to say whatever you would like! This tool is built directly off of the game itself and is therefore completely 100% accurate. The developer is currently still working on the projects documentation, including for singing, so if you are interested then be on the lookout for any updates!
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PSA FOR SPLATOON: If you are playing Clam Blitz and someone "this way"s ... Please figure out what they want. 9 times out of 10 they've secured the basket and if you have a power clam that's easy points
#splatoon 3#ive been having a great time in ranked thanks for asking#actually psa. use the fucking beacons!#dapperblob
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i tried to engage with Elden Ring theory videos again and was immediately met with someone criticizing the whole community for misinterpreting something only to immediately admit their research material was other peoples lore videos! Thank god there was many people pointing out his flaws in the comments, because how to you walk into the wall and yet still miss the writing on it??
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