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Someone PLEASE take his phone away

@neon-travesty

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Were this an ordinary Tuesday night, Wendy Vance would return home from her receptionist job at a Springfield chiropractor’s office and spend the evening engaged in any number of empty, meaningless diversions: watching old, taped episodes of Friends, browsing the new issue of Cosmopolitan, or driving to Center Square Mall to browse for shoes.

Tonight, however, the 29-year-old is unable to bring herself to turn on the TV or even half-heartedly flip through the new Pottery Barn catalog. Instead, she has decided to visit her grandmother in nearby Mountain Grove.

“If none of this had happened, right now I’d probably be watching that stupid Journey VH1 Behind The Music episode for the 40,000th time. Or talking to my friend Kerri about the Gap skirt I want,” said Vance, holding her grandmother’s frail, time-worn hand. “Now, all I can think about is how precious life is, and how important it is to spend quality time with the people who matter to you, because everything could change in an instant.”

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ANDOR, S02E12 | Jedha, Kyber, Erso

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My partner critiques my fics in memes, I felt this on a very personal level.

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andor x incorrect quotes pt. 1

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Me: i wish bix survives Andor season 2 Monkey's paw:

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me: oh yay Andor is back what's going on gang

Andor: undocumented immigrants are facing sexual violence every day. left wing infighting will get everyone killed. rich people buying back things stolen by colonists is still an act of colonialism.

me: right so just a light season then

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how did fujimotor managed to capture that feeling of being both happy and miserable at the same time?

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90 million for production, 200 million for the Kleya crying scene.

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when other people say of andor "It's so realistic!" they mean no lightsabers. when *I* say of andor, "it's so realistic!" i mean exactly this.

my favourite thing about andor is how they make all the fascists fucking losers. like yeah the people destroying the world are just pathetic little dweebs

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reminders:

if you or someone you know might need it in the next few years, purchase plan b. the shelf life of plan b is 4 years, and we might not be able to access it as easily as we can now in the days ahead.

if you are larger/plus size: go online and purchase ella instead of plan b. plan b is less effective if you aren’t under 160 pounds.

if you can, purchase books that project 2025 is looking to ban.

mass deportations are starting. if you see ice vehicles or agents, yell ice raid and la migra as loud as you can.

if someone asks who you voted for, keep your mouth shut. they’re fishing for traitors.

if anyone, anyone at all asks about your neighbors or their legal status in the us, you know nothing. don’t be the reason that their family is separated.

if anyone asks about your religion or lack thereof, keep it vague. this administration will look for any excuse to persecute you.

your friends are trans or queer? for the next four years they’re not. don’t expose anyone’s status as a trans or queer person to anyone else, even if you think you can trust them.

did someone you know get an abortion? no, they didn’t. they were never pregnant.

in short, don’t be a snitch, and keep to yourself these next four years. we’ll make it through this even if it seems hopeless at times.

we can survive this. we’ve survived before, and we’ll survive again.

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Part one of quotes from Andor that hit a bit too hard:

”The pace of repression outstrips our ability to understand it. And that’s the real trick of the imperial thought machine. It’s easier to hide behind 40 atrocities than a single incident.”

- Karis Nemik

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this, and it hurts. you should have finished your plate last night, anonymous tumblr person out there

we're not getting the andor trailer because someone didn't finish their plate last night

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feels so wrong that itll be 2025 soon. fake year. science fiction year

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You can stand to see the Imperial flag reign across the galaxy? – It's not a problem if you don't look up.

154 days until andor s2