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WHEN ON PERIOD:
do not crash out
your feelings are NOT valid
do not send that text
don't kill yourself. lock in
do not act on negative emotions until at least 2 days have elapsed
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why are dudes in fanfic always getting hit with freight train orgasms. why not an orient express orgasm, classy and romantic. where are the shinkansen train orgasms? his orgasm hit him like the TGV atlantique breaking the passenger rail speed record. like the shanghai maglev, his orgasm was a feat of engineering but something of a commercial disappointment.
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trump is 78, putin is 72, netanyahu 75, biden 82, lukashenko 70. if you kill yourself now, you'll never see them die. keep going
#so real#told my friend this#like hey girl i felt like a part of me died and perished when you told me a week ago#an dnow im so normal and joking and giving advice thats shit#i am so normal
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The biggest compliment ever is when someone sees your creative work and says that they’re now inspired to go out and create something, too
#THID THIS HTIS THIS SHTIS HTISH THIS THIS#OH MY GOD#i love converting girls to dress just a little more silly#bc i dress like a lalaloopsy everyday#girls i was randomly paired up with for a school thing in amsterdam who i did not know#just me being open and stupid about things made one of them half come out as pan to me and her buy some bangles#which 100% wil be getting her some for her birthday are you kidding?#anyways <3 to emily and vienna please dont think im insane if you somehow find this someday#also like i hope she didnt think i was hitting on her lmao??#queerness came up in convo i think bc the prideflags r fuckin everywhere in central amsterdam yk and i asked her are yall queer#she goes like no were not but like id fall inlove with a girl so maybe pan#LIKE GIRL WHAT#im so sure people just let shit slip to me bc of how i look and just how casual i talk abt things#like why am i always the first to know#why is fuckin ELSKE “or a GIRLFRIEND” - ing herself ????#its so fun tho like yes go kiss a girl or boy whatever have fun who cares i sure dont unless theres drama#but drama being just silly stories that are normal and not even dramatic
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Realized I have a naked rat and a small piano
Here's Harry banging out the tunes, April 13th 2023
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always remember gay men are the reason we dont have to pay for public bathrooms in canada
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Als je met de ICD gaat ben je verplicht om stilletjes in jezelf te vragen "welke pride vlag is dat?"

#i took psychic damage from this#(im dutch)#genuinely sat in shock for like five seconds after realizing its not an ad#ALSO SO REAL IN HAQUE THERES THIS STATION AND LIKE ITS COLOURED SO WEIRDLY EXXACTLY LIKE THAT WALL LIKE GIRL WHY#like girl stick to 3 colours? that go together? perhaps we hsould try colours that fit and work together? no you are gonna spin the colour#wheel while blindfolded and pick The Worst options? Ok.
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ipods in 2024 anyone?
So, my iPod does this fucking genius factory thing where it forgets which artwork goes with which album and it makes guesses. Because it’s pretty sure I won’t notice.

Needless to say, I noticed.
#my first instinct was omg someone else has one/?? but obviously its ten years ago#i love this thing though its great yall should bring this back#pirate everything bc who cares#also NO ADS idk how yall let spotify have SO MANY ADS like girl what#only reason i use it is bc op desktop i can use adblock for it#but even thennnnn
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I was just drawing and ended up with Jinafire fanart.
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y’all really recommend books like: title, there are gay characters, enemies to lovers, young adult, written by poc
not once do i ever see a summary
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“sorry i can’t come out, i have plans”
the plans:
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seeing straight men be disgusted by booktok smut recommenders has actually radicalized me to the side of booktok smut recommenders. girls your taste may be atrocious but i will never disparage you for exposing mainstream discourse to the concept of soaking through your underwear. spent my whole life listening to men talk about penises it’s about time they get jumpscared by women talking about pussy in crude detail on social media. go forth and goon my warriors
#genuinely it also seems like much more ethical because theres not like possible coercion not getting paid right trafficking cause#it one person just writing the book thats kinda it#i M all for open convos abt sex tbh as someone whos acelike genuinely whatever everyone seems equally crazy to me like songs abt sex are AL#AYS the shit so like genuinely girl i see not much diffrence between crude songs and book tok LOL except for that them saying "spicy makes#me insane and hate tiktok censors with a passion
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Fucking hell. I managed to avoid getting any of Those Ads until today. Now it is all I am seeing. If I see His Hat one more time I am going to Go Joker Mode in a way I cannot come back from
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I love drawing Clawdeen.
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