Elias/Lukas/Eridan whatever the fuck || He/Him || 🇩🇪/🇷🇺 || 21 ||professional rock muncher
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I love uninstalling shit. Get out of my computer.
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while I don’t agree with that referring to men in their 30s-early 40s as “old man yaoi”, I UNDERSTAND why many people who primarily consume honest-to-goodness BL manga are quicker to call it that, because there is just such poor representation for men that aren’t hairless dehydrated 20-something twunks. They’re wrong, but I get why it happens.
I also understand that “middle-aged yaoi” isn’t as fun to say as “old man yaoi”, even when it’s more technically accurate.
So I would like to propose new vocabulary: Grown Ass Yaoi. yaoi that’s grown ass men. they’re not old but they’re not young adults either. you get me? Grown Ass Yaoi
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Kind of loathe how whenever there's talk of some platform banning NSFW content the discussion always jumps to "this is bad because the people who institute these rules think queerness is inherently NSFW!" and it's like yeah but also I think you should be outraged regardless of the slippery slope argument. Because I do think NSFW hetslop should also be able to exist
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KPop Demon Hunters is a pretty good movie with a pretty bad title lol. it's like naming your romance novel "Enemies To Lovers" or- (assistant runs onstage) what? (assistant starts whispering frantically in my ear) oh... oh.......
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hey man. nice regional dialect. mind if i apply some baseless assumptions about your personhood to it? i was also gonna prescribe morality to it as well. if that’s cool with you
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"youd do numbers on tumblr" girl i am on tumblr and the numbers? 4
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No, app on my phone, I don't want to edit it with AI. I don't want to generate with AI. I don't want to ask the AI. I don't want to make AI wallpapers. I don't want to rewrite with AI. I don't want t-
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Highlights von der deutschen Autobahn:
Bö:SE
NE:TT
FI:ES
SO:FA
DE:PP
DE:AD
RU:DE
HO:PE
SL:OW
B:BQ
RU:M
S:UB
SON:AR
K:GB
ZE:US
WE:LS
OCH:SE
MIL:KA
Und, mein absoluter Favorit:
TO:FU
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Turns out if the maintenance crews stop waxing them, planes have body hair.
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i have this unrealistic fantasy in my head where if you calmly and logically explain something to someone perfectly they will understand your position and gain knowledge from the exchange. unfortunately in the real world this does not happen often
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ppl are rlly trying to defend being on your phone during a movie in the theater what is going on
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