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// Small announcement thing

Putting this out on my Drayton blog, cause this has the most followers and whatnot.

Hey everyone! Sorry I disappeared without saying anything. I've had an iffy last two weeks. I had to put down my horse, Gus. I don't have much to say on that matter, other than there wasn't anything we could do. But! I'm back on my feet now. I just wanted to put this out here as a sort of explanation/hey I'm not dead thing, and to say that if I'm a bit off for a while, that's why.

He was the gentlest giant.

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[ Art ]

I don't want to watch as I lose. -Blue, probably

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Mewtwo is an experimental clone of mew made by rocket, Blaine, Fuji, and Oak

Clearly someone didn't read the Cinnabar mansion diaries 🙄😒🙄😒🙄😒🙄

I never went into that creepy old place. Why would I-?

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Oak made Mewtwo lolololol

Also celadon is one of their main bases you dink

I still barely know what Mewtwo is- Why do you think I'll believe that my Grandpa helped make the damn thing?!

Jeez. Alright, alright- I'll check it out.

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Well, for one, go talk to Oak about all this. He's more involved than you think. later, I mean

And don't let Red know obviously

Oh. And check the poster in the celadon game corner

Yeah. Cause I want to talk to him about this. He'll probably just say I'm. I don't know. Making shit up for attention.

Yeah. No shit, there.

What's the Celadon game corner have to do with anything??

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Looks like we were right.... AGAIN. Are you gonna listen to us or not

.. Whatever. It doesn't fucking matter. I should've known better anyways. He always fucking wins.

Fine. What do you want me to do?

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Did you have fun losing

No I didn't fucking have fun losing what hte FUCK was THAT?!

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What the FUCK

// In case you were wondering, this is Red's full team!

If it looks familiar-ish, good. It should. It's his GSC/HGSS team, but swapping Snorlax for Porygon2, Venusaur for Vileplume, letting Lapras take Blastoise's spot, and replacing one psychic cat (Espeon) for another (Mewtwo).

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Have fun losing champion!

I'm not going to lose! I'm strong. This is the sort of thing I'm actually good at. I'm not going to lose to some. Fucking nobody.

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Ok but blue he's a criminal now. He's undoubtedly been around worse and scarier than "innocent gym leader". Esp if he can still kick ur ass in battle

Okay, fuck off. I'm the champion. He's. just some guy. he won't beat me.

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Almost like he had failed a mission (break into oaks lab) and just encountered his boss (Giovanni) while in hiding dumbass

Or he's just nervous he saw someone. I dunno. He's always been weird about people. Just. I don't know. What am I even supposed to do??

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I think if multiple people agree that Giovanni is kinda sus that you should at least consider it. I mean. We were right about red

Fine. Whatever. I'll.. Do some digging, or something.

But. I just. Want to figure Red out, first. He's still acting weird.

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He's very very gay I don't think thats normal blue :( :( :( :(

I. Don't give a shit. Love who you love. I'm not. Y'know. Like that, but. Yeah. Maybe he's a little weird about it considering that's like. A whole ass married man but. Whatever that's not my business,

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What the fuck

I hope giovanni puts you in the Mewtwo testing chamber.

Okay bestie 🥰🥰🥰

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"strangers" you mean top executive of Team Rocket Archer and Petrel????? y'know the pretty open criminals who like. Sell slowpoke tails for 1 million poke? (Wait I think that's the proton guy)

Yeah, I don't know what you're talking about. I'm pretty sure that other guy's just impersonating Archer or something. I've seen the dude with Giovanni before. They're just like. Normal people? He's got a lot of Houndoom, but that's the weirdest thing I can think of.

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Get help, fucko.

I hope giovanni puts you in the Mewtwo testing chamber.

Okay bestie 🥰🥰🥰