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Because zhier dust-speck sized brains haven't matured past highschool age.

Why do these grown men have high school drama?

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Medic tried to once, but it didn't change him at all.

is soldier lobotomized?

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Surprisingly, no! It's entirely lead poisoning and willful ignorance. Much more powerful.

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I'm a woman.

I swear to gott, if i have to pay for ONE MORE DRY CLEANING BILL because you dummkopfs decided to have piss fights vith each other, I vill string you up naked, tie you to a cactus, und leave you in zee middle of zee desert for zee hounds!!!

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I swear to gott, if i have to pay for ONE MORE DRY CLEANING BILL because you dummkopfs decided to have piss fights vith each other, I vill string you up naked, tie you to a cactus, und leave you in zee middle of zee desert for zee hounds!!!

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She's been having a staring contest vith it for zee past four years.

She's vinning.

When you stare into the abyss, does it stare back?

[Pauling stares off in a random direction after opening the letter. Like she's looking at you...]

Scout: Uh, Miss P? You good?

Pauling: Oh, sure, Scout. Just fine...

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Due to recent events, zee RED Gunner has been ordered to take a sabbatical from his Blogs until further notice. or; vhenever he starts to learn how to not try to murder his covorkers over something he should have seen coming und vas his own fault for not reading zee varning on zee the Mann Co. Brand "Beauty of The Brawl" cosmetic line.

Ludenberg out.

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I'll deal vith you dummkopf later!

Right now I have more important things to deal vith.

I wasa baout to object ta Miss L but now I aint in triuble so.. TAKE THAT HAHA

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Everyone, I have just been informed zat a member of zee RED Team is conspiring vith zee enemy to kill a fellow teammate.

I have a hunch on who it is, but I can't take action vithout any solid evidence.

So if anyvone has any information on zee culprits, you vill come forth immediately if you know vat's gut for you.

You know zee price of betrayal, mein freunds.

@anotherbloodiedbonesaw, @itsajobnotamentalsickness, @atomicbonkenergydrink, @elegantredsnake, @listenupcupcakes @mmphmmphmrf

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I vas informed by vone of your team mates zat zee RED Gunner vas conspiring to kill somevone on zee RED Team vith a member of zee BLU team.

I have a hunch on who it could be, but unfortunately, zee Administrator will not allow me terminate vone of you vith out solid evidence.

So you're to tell me EXACTLY vat happened yesterday evening, or I'm cutting off the entire RED base's power for supply for the next 2 months!

Who needs sleepnwhen ya have toness of driksks andddddd

friends???

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Fesh! I don't have time for zees shenanigans!

*pushes scout away*

You! Mail Boy!

Who needs sleepnwhen ya have toness of driksks andddddd

friends???

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You are holding a bottle of beer in your hand.

Who needs sleepnwhen ya have toness of driksks andddddd

friends???

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Scout, are you drunk!?

Who needs sleepnwhen ya have toness of driksks andddddd

friends???

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You know I can hear you, right?

Who needs sleepnwhen ya have toness of driksks andddddd

friends???

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Vat zee hell is going on here?!

Who needs sleepnwhen ya have toness of driksks andddddd

friends???

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I'll just have to see for meinself...

in the pipes again does anyone want anything :)

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A snowball chance in hell if you don't see vat zee hell is going on in zere now get moving!!

in the pipes again does anyone want anything :)

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Find out vhat all zee racket in zee medbay is about.

in the pipes again does anyone want anything :)