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Chan: Being gay is a constant battle between "I wish to sit on a window bench with my lover, our legs tangling as we listen to the birds" and "Hey, let's go throw rocks at fascists" and I think that's very sexy of us. Minho: If the window's open and you time it right, you can do both.

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Hyunjin: make her pussy wet not her eyes Minho: make his dick hard not his life Chan: break her bed not her heart Changbin: play with her boobs not her feelings Jisung: get on his dick not his nerves Felix: always salt your pasta while boiling it

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Hyunjin: Are you an F5 key? Because that ass is refreshing. Seungmin: Are you a software update? because not right now.

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Felix: I LOST MY TWICE TICKETS BUT I'M NOT LOSING 50/50 IN GENSHIN 90 Pulls Later Felix: I LOST MY 50/50

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Changbin: I still don’t have a New Year’s resolution.

Jisung: You could lose a few.

Chan: You could be less lazy.

Minho: Don’t be such a bitch.

Changbin: Okay DAMN, SHIT.

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Jisung, to Hyunjin: I'll be under the mistletoe when you start feeling desperate!

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Chan: What do you say when you answer the phone?

Hyunjin: What up?

Felix: Who's this?

Minho: No, he's dead. This is his son.

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Minho: Am I in hell?

Seungmin: No. If you were, you'd be on the throne and the devil would be packing

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Jisung: You deserve an award for putting up with me

Minho: Spending time with you is my award

Hyunjin: Damn fucking straight I deserve an award

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Minho: Beauty is in the eye of whoever is looking at me

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Jisung: Everything that comes out of your mouth is stupid!

Hyunjin: Jisung.

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Hyunjin: I wanna go to the restaurant in Ratatouille, the one where the rat cooks

Seungmin: That's an animated film. Rats don't actually work there.

Hyunjin:

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Felix, being assigned the imposter role: I am tired of being nice. I am about to go apeshit.

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Jisung: I owe you one.

Minho: That’s ok. You can just date me and we’ll call it even.

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Hyunjin: Dammit, you ruin everything!

Jisung: You're welcome.

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Jisung: If I fall down these stairs, I'm just going to lay down and accept my fate.

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Hyunjin, about Seungmin: They're speaking some kind of French.

Felix: Let me handle it. I speak Spanish. It's the same thing.