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Changbin: I still don’t have a New Year’s resolution.

Jisung: You could lose a few.

Chan: You could be less lazy.

Minho: Don’t be such a bitch.

Changbin: Okay DAMN, SHIT.

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Jisung, to Hyunjin: I'll be under the mistletoe when you start feeling desperate!

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Hello, I am going take a break from posting daily as my mental health is not very good at the moment. I will come back when I’m doing better.

Thank you for understanding.

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Chan: What do you say when you answer the phone?

Hyunjin: What up?

Felix: Who's this?

Minho: No, he's dead. This is his son.

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Minho: Am I in hell?

Seungmin: No. If you were, you'd be on the throne and the devil would be packing

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Jisung: You deserve an award for putting up with me

Minho: Spending time with you is my award

Hyunjin: Damn fucking straight I deserve an award

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Minho: Beauty is in the eye of whoever is looking at me

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Jisung: Everything that comes out of your mouth is stupid!

Hyunjin: Jisung.

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Hyunjin: I wanna go to the restaurant in Ratatouille, the one where the rat cooks

Seungmin: That's an animated film. Rats don't actually work there.

Hyunjin:

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Felix, being assigned the imposter role: I am tired of being nice. I am about to go apeshit.

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Jisung: I owe you one.

Minho: That’s ok. You can just date me and we’ll call it even.

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Hyunjin: Dammit, you ruin everything!

Jisung: You're welcome.

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Jisung: If I fall down these stairs, I'm just going to lay down and accept my fate.

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Hyunjin, about Seungmin: They're speaking some kind of French.

Felix: Let me handle it. I speak Spanish. It's the same thing.

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Chan: Minho, is that legal?

Minho: When there's no cops around, anything's legal!

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Seungmin, seeing a banana on the car seat: What the FUCK??

Jisung, buckling the banana up: Fucking buckle UP, it’s the LAW!

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Jisung: I'm gonna nickname my child "Lil Bitch".

Seungmin: I see you're passing on your name.