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me in a a god awful Austin Powers impression at insanely high decibels nearly to the point of screaming: life makes me depressed baby!!!

my therapist: I know this is some sort of coping mechanism but I am begging you to give me information in virtually any other way

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*John knocks*

John: I wonder if anyone’s home

*dog barks*

Paul: ddijubluhlachberrais

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Brain: You’re a horrible, worthless, garbage person, and your life is going nowhere but to hell.

Me: I don’t know what the fuck you expect me to do about that at 11PM, my dude.

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He’s going to hack it. (via bleuvaIentine)

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Who was the man who first salted the slug

What was he thinking to try

Roaming the lands pouring salt on god’s creatures

Hoping for one which would die

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also to all my new followers

hello

welcome

i’ve been waiting for you

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“YOU DID THIS TO ME”

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the year is 2040, gender has been disregarded. instead we identify as whose line is it anyways party quirks

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feminism never taught me to hate men but it did help me realize that i shouldn’t prioritize them over women & it turns out that alot of men consider that to be hatred lmao.

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It’s a good day to remember that I had a triceratops plushie for the majority of my childhood named Horny and my parents did nothing

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sleepovers when ur little: omg ms bukket is SUCH a mean teacher >:( she yelled at me

sleepovers now: i dont think im capable of love