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i’m gonna tell my kids that this was their father but he went to war and never came back and so his best friend stood the fuck up and married me and became their new daddy

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bad days (yelena belova x gn! reader)

sometimes you just have bad days and yelena knows that feeling better than anyone so you know she's always there to help you out. some comfort with yelena bc i love her <3. set post thunderbolts but you can read it for any i think. not proofread.

"wow, you look like shit," yelena had said as she watched you walk through the door. her tone was playful teasing as it always was, but you just sighed in response. usually you'd respond with something teasing back but you just didnt have the energy.

yelena's attention was immediately caught by this as she watched you put your keys down. she watched closely as you went through the motions with a far off look in your eye as if you weren't all there.

she slowly stood, moving silently. you failed to notice her years in the red room proving to still be embedded in her. your back was turned as you got yourself a glass of water and you jumped as a hand slipped around your waist.

the blonde's head rested against your back as she spoke, her accent thick, "hey, what's wrong?" she mumbled, concern lacing her tone. you set your glass down before you turned to her, nearly collapsing in her grasp. she didn't press as she held you, tracing shapes on your back.

"it's just been a day you know..." you mumbled into her chest, exhaustion seeping through your words. her grip tightened around you before she pulled away, resting her forehead against yours.

"you know, we all have bad days, and it's okay for us to feel upset with those." she spoke as her hand slipped up, cupping your face. "it doesn't make you any less strong, and we all need breaks. i see how hard you work and believe me when i say, you deserve a break."

her words are so soft and gentle as she looks at you before a soft kiss is pressed to your forehead.

"c'mon, let's go get you into bed for a bit then we'll get a bath going while i cook you food," she said, a small smile appearing on her face.

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manchild (john walker x reader)

saw someone else do a banger post about john with a sabrina carpenter song which ill link here bc it was so good and i just had to do my own in honor of her new song. maybe a series on the way. used they/them for reader. warnings are for swearing and just walker being an ass, and some dirty thoughts but nothing real explicit. thunderbolts spoilers but thats it. hope you enjoy mwah!

manchild.

that was the first word that came to your mind when you thought of john walker. the arrogant and cocky john walker who knew just how to press your buttons in order to get you worked up.

you hated him and that sly smirk he would give the team after saying something that was meant to piss you off. you figured the guy hated you with how often he picked on you but you couldn't figure out why, sure you tried to kill him when you met him in that room valentina had trapped you in to kill all of you but that wasn't your fault. besides it's not like he was any better.

the weeks following the void incident were tense between the two of you with the constant bickering and all of the thunderbolts were getting fed up.

"alright, that's enough," bucky said as he sighed, a headache brewing due to the two of you.

"hey man, it's not my fault they were being such a stuck up-" "walker." the tone of the older man was enough to silence him.

another sigh left bucky's lips as he pinched the bridge of his nose in irritation, "you know what, i'm done. the two of you are gonna start getting along, i want you training together because your next mission will be together, you understand?" he said, the aggravation dripping out from his words.

the two of you immediately broke into protests but it was no use. the following days had been spent with you and walker throwing each other into the mat. you couldn't deny the effect he had on you, that smug attitude kept you up at night and sleep wasn't getting easier when you often found yourself pinned underneath him during training. he tripped you as you went falling back.

"don't go falling for me now, sweetheart," walker said to you, earning a scoff.

"as if i could fall for someone as incompetent as you," you said but truth be told, you liked your men incompetent.

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bucky worships natasha, every inch of her. his lips press soft kisses onto every inch of her skin he can get. his calloused fingers trailing over her scars as he vows to never let anyone else leave another mark upon her skin. nat often finds bucky on his knees in front of her as he takes in the sight of this beautiful woman who is unreal to his mind, so perfect and yet she chose him. the night between them is a flury of passion as lips and skin touch, sealing the bond of their love between them.

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lowkey i think i might be scott summers number one hater

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mr. fantastic can stretch me all he wants

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i just know bob loves those karaokes with the wrong lyrics like the you belong with me one that says i eat sneakers.

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The only reason I haven’t slept with this man Is because he’s playing hard to get.

(He’s fictional btw)

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RAW NEXT QUESTION- He has absolutely no fucking right to be THIS fine

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fuck it im writing for dc characters too now

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live photos of me reading the fem! reader one shots bc i couldnt find any good trans reader fics

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“wyd” oh nothing just thinking about a younger scott who’d drive you home after your guys’ sweet first date in his somehow indestructible porsche

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scott is such a sweet lover, soft kisses with constant reassurance. the sex itself is filled with many check ins, scott will always put your needs above everything else.

however

the moments where logan just takes something a little too far or someone's touch lingers just a little too long. that brings out a different scott.

he's pushing your head into the pillow with a grip so firm, it'll be a miracle if his hands dont leave a bruise. expect hickeys all over, how else will everyone know your his? he cant help that logan got him just so worked up, he needs some way to work off that steam.

besides you aren't complaining.

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i want to eat him with a fork and knife

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IM TIRED OF PRENTENDING IM A WOMAN LET ME HAVE GAY ANGST UNHAPPY TOXIC RELATIONSHIP WITH GREGORY HOUSE

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scott pulled you flush against his chest, his strong arms securing you in place beside him in bed. a soft snore slips from his lips and his head nuzzles into the crook of your neck, his soft breath bringing a tickling sensation. an exhausted giggle slips from your mouth as you start to stir slightly, the soft glow of a rising sun tells you that it's almost time to start the day. your eyes close ignoring the responsibilities to come as you melt into the warmth of the man behind you. if only the two of you could spend all day in bed. the peaceful moment is cut by the sound of scotts alarm. a low groan rings in your ear as scott wakes up before you feel his lips press a kiss to your shoulder, signalling it's time to get up.