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does squid know it's not a date?

...I mean it doesn’t matter either way. He doesn’t need to be told anything, because I haven’t, y’know, insinuated anything. 

What I mean is it doesn’t matter. Why mention it and make shit awkward? Hahahah. Hah. Ha.

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is someone going on a daaaaate? ;)

NO. WE ARE GOING OUT ON THE TOWN!!!!! THAT’S DIFFERENT!!!!!!!

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how're your grandparents taking this? The dresses I mean.

I think they assume it’s just another phase.

They haven’t asked me to stop wearing them yet so....

I’m gonna keep wearin’ ‘em. 

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I knew you'd look great in a dress! If you decide you'd like to wear more feminine clothing in the future, I'd love to see!

I might just start wearing pretty skirts and dresses more often. I like the draft, and my legs aren’t so confined. It’s nice. 

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I'd love that! it sounds exciting! We should go "out on the town" together!!

Wear your prettiest dress, Squiddo. I’ll pick you up at seven.

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Nope!

[Snickers softly to himself.] 

It means we can go out dressed all fancy and have fun together! Maybe the movies, or dinner, or going to a dance club!!!

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Haha, yes, out on the town! In our pretty dresses!!! Sounds very... fun... Yes!

You don’t know what I’m even talking about, do you?

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Nope!

You look so nice. We should go out on the town together, dress buds style!

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dude you look fantastic

Aw shucks, thanks Miss Mads!

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I L-O-V-E IT! YOU LOOK SO PRETTY!! Now we're dress buddies!!!!!!!!

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I love how you’re still wearing your dress. Have you even taken it off since you got it?

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(GASPING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)

Do you like it, Squiddy?

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HERE'S YOUR PRETTY DRESS CHEM, THERE IS ALSO A WIG

I….I feel so pretty…

(art by @godofidea )

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What'd you think of it? Isn't he adorable in it?

...Yeah. Sure. Of course he is. Why wouldn’t he be?

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did you see squid's new dress?

Yes. Yes I did. 

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I'm sorry to inform but Squid's first kiss has happened

Hu– what?

…

Why you tellin’ me this? What do I care? I don’t care!

What’d you have for lunch today, anon???

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Absolutely! But if you don't want to, that's fine too. Whatever makes you the most comfortable in your body.

I guess I never gave it much thought. Hmm. I guess there ain’t nothin’ saying my ass can’t look as good in a skirt as it does in skinny jeans. 

Which it does. 

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Aw c'mon, M' sure you'd look cute in a dress too! I ain't never understood why boys can't wear dresses honestly.

S’not that we can’t wear ‘em, I guess. ...Maybe someday.