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adriles · 7 days
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im constantly brandishing my sword and thrusting my spear
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adriles · 13 days
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we’re all going to die terribly out here at least let me be the one to kill you man. come on it will be fun.dont be a coward now im going to die too
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adriles · 14 days
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The blood drought is OVER! i am BACK on the BATTLEFIELD to ATTAck and maIM. Nice to KILL my FOES and proudly drag HEctOR of the gleaming helm’s corpse around his native citYS WALLS ! We will all DIE HORRIBLY here
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adriles · 16 days
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im Feeling very sorrowful i Am going to drag hector’s corpse around patroclus’ funeral mound for 3 hours to calm down
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adriles · 16 days
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sorry Dude ive already spared your life before , and i really dont feel like doing that anymore
*strikes youu on the neck with my keen sword*
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adriles · 16 days
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stop Shooting me to death with arrows
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adriles · 17 days
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*weeping openly* it’s not possible for you to escape me now. i will drive my spear through your tender neck.the dogs and carrion birds will tear you into miserable pieces
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adriles · 18 days
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they are Cancelling me for dealing with my grief as best i can . also for the vicious war Crimes
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adriles · 18 days
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oh So its woke to be humiliated by the Warlords now huh . man This sucks . its Woke to have to be pulled back by your hair from attacking someone and call the warlords mean names. It is woke and Lame to confine yourself to your hut until your worth in battle is realized huh
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adriles · 20 days
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why Is your flesh still intact and unspoiled. youre making it really hard for me to mangle your corpse right now
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adriles · 24 days
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if youre the guy that fathered the man who i killed in my incredibly violent revenge, i Forgive you, and im ready for you to make peace with me as well.
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adriles · 24 days
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if feasting is not what will occupy youu , why did you all just stand in silence as i set out sheep and goat and the chine of a great fat hog for the past 40 minutes. why dont yoy just tell me you need me back in battle out the jump
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adriles · 25 days
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should go without saying,but death comes alike to the coward who strays from battle and the warrior who toils in ceaseless combat
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adriles · 25 days
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if you have need of me, i’ll be in my hut delighting in the clear tones of my lyre
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adriles · 25 days
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how much of a dumb fucking cocksucker are you, waging war for the sake of other mens’ wives. im done with war until it concerns me again
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adriles · 26 days
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dont worry ill hasten your funeral and ill make it really good i promise. please can you just come closer and let me hold you now
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adriles · 27 days
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yeah im devoid of pity or shame . what ever man
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