adriles

[adriles]

It pains my heart to hear that so many Danaans were injured or tragically perished in battle. While im saddened by the news, I never met most of them and i hate the ones i have , so i do not really give a shit

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Why would i reveal to you my exact location the extent of my weaknesses? So the trojans can murder me easier ?? Anyways i will be outside the scaean gates in 30 minutes, please make sure there arent any archers around, lest they shoot me

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Ok listen man, I'm just going to give it to you straight up. Not one Trojan, least of all the sons of Priam, will escape the point of my spear. Stop crying it is absolutely fucking embarrassing. Death and remorseless fate await me too, youre really not special.

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my boy knows the ways of killing

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Pre grievous loss : Yeah this sucks 👍 im packing my shit up tomorrow 👍 have fun fighting warriors for the sake of another man’s wife dipshit👍

Post grievous loss : Ἕκτορ μή μοι ἄλαστε συνημοσύνας ἀγόρευε: ὡς οὐκ ἔστι λέουσι καὶ ἀνδράσιν ὅρκια πιστά, οὐδὲ λύκοι τε καὶ ἄρνες ὁμόφρονα θυμὸν ἔχουσιν, ἀλλὰ κακὰ φρονέουσι διαμπερὲς ἀλλήλοισιν, ὣς οὐκ ἔστ᾽ ἐμὲ καὶ σὲ φιλήμεναι, οὐδέ τι νῶϊν ὅρκια ἔσσονται, πρίν γ᾽ ἢ ἕτερόν γε πεσόντα αἵματος ἆσαι Ἄρηα ταλαύρινον πολεμιστήν. παντοίης ἀρετῆς μιμνήσκεο: νῦν σε μάλα χρὴ αἰχμητήν τ᾽ ἔμεναι καὶ θαρσαλέον πολεμιστήν. οὔ τοι ἔτ᾽ ἔσθ᾽ ὑπάλυξις, ἄφαρ δέ σε Παλλὰς Ἀθήνη ἔγχει ἐμῷ δαμάᾳ: νῦν δ᾽ ἀθρόα πάντ᾽ ἀποτίσεις κήδε᾽ ἐμῶν ἑτάρων οὓς ἔκτανες ἔγχεϊ θύων.

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my teen son has a very impressive resume, and his work experience consists of moderating a subreddit and committing violent war crimes

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there is no problem you cannot solve by throwing a boulder at it

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aresteia speed run

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you thought i would not strike you down? Pity! you should at this point know of my harshness, of my fierceness and fury, of my perfectly toned body ,

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it is never too late to start giving a fuck about your son and rejoice at the news of his accomplishments , you can even start among the heedless dead in the fields of elysium

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while every one was busy talking “we cant save the beached ships from destruction” this and “we are beset by bad omens” that, i have been mastering the ability to strum a lyre hands-free .

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i have been striking down men with my keen sword and I have been doing a great job at it

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people get mad at me when i refuse to reenter the field of battle so ill just say this. im enjoying cooking hog chine on the grill regardless of whether or not our best men lie by the ships wounded by arrow or spear thrust

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your decisions are mired by want of glory , facing me in combat is a bad idea im going to completely destroy you. you look terrible in that huge helmet also

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Provoking a fight and then getting violently thrown downstream by raging river currents as a bit

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I am retreating to my hut to protest my being dishonored. Please do not disturb me.

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bbeing passively aggressively trolled by half wit warrior kings & their loyal troops just makesme say "I will draw my blade and kill you you dog."