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apparently, I joined this tumblr place at 06/22/2015 8:53:49 PM.
#happy ten years!#except not rlly bc i had another account for several yrs prior she just got deleting in 2014#and now we're here! oh god.
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apparently, I joined this tumblr place at 06/22/2015 8:53:49 PM.
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The council of coneheads!
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im sorry he just literally looks like a little pizza
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couldnt look at deltarune posts before because i didnt want spoilers but now that ive finished it i cant look at deltarune posts because it feels too intensely
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help me dropout fans
at some point in some thing brennan perfectly reads a keysmash out loud with his mouth. when did he do this. why did he do this. i have absolutely zero recollection of any surrounding context just the knowledge that it happened
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taco bell grilled cheese burrito ...
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why did bronies latch onto background characters so much. like, some of these don't even make sense
#i love u bronies i mean this so genuinely#i actually checked eqd a couple weeks ago to see if it was still active and great news! yes it is!!#mlp
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"getting laid" is very hot and sexy. "getting off"? great news as well. so you would think "getting laid off" would be wonderful news for your penis. but alas
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Stay on here all day and night for the rest of your life with me

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at the end of the day nobody notices if im gone and nobody cares if im not around
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my stance on "bad game programming" is if it's stupid but it works and the pope plays it then it's not stupid
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gilbert baker pride flag but color dropped from jerma choking on a whopper
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me, crying, clearly on my break:
customer: [walks up to the table im sitting at] ummm do you know why the wifi isn't working? can you fix it?
#ill KILL YOU!! ILL FUCKING MAIM AND KILL YOU!!!!!! WHAT THE FUCK IS YOUR PROBLEM I AM CLEARLY NOT WORKING RIGHT NOW#LEAVE ME ALONE!!!!!!!!
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