advanced-procrastination

[advanced-procrastination]

fuckinh LOVE making fun of alpha males. like how does anyone take these fuckers seriously. they're like "we're so powerful and rich from scamming people that we aren't afraid of ANYTHING because we're MEN" and then it turns out they're scared of like. the color pink. youtube comedians. the dark. disney movies. gay people who aren't even bothering them. japan. vegetables. actual water. women speaking. women

[advanced-procrastination]

i swear to god that social cue wasnt there before

[advanced-procrastination]

Sometimes you just have a boner and you gotta get rid of it

[advanced-procrastination]

[advanced-procrastination]

I'm sorry my stupid gay tail started wagging when I saw you. I'll go .

[advanced-procrastination]

[advanced-procrastination]

[advanced-procrastination]

MetalGarurumon BT17-027, Omnimon Ace BT17-078, WarGreymon BT21-015, WereGarurumon Ace BT15-026, Agumon BT17-007, MetalGreymon Ace BT14-014, Garurumon BT15-024, Gabumon BT17-019, and Greymon BT14-014 Alternative Arts by Tonamikanji from the PB-19: Omnimon Binder Set

[advanced-procrastination]

I don't know anything about YuGiOh but "Overworked" is the greatest card art they've ever done

[advanced-procrastination]

AI-user coworker just asked our graphics team to place a graphic with a transparent background on top of a background image for her, bc “GPT keeps messing it up”. This is a routine two-second task that i do 50+ times per day using Google Slides.

AI is melting people’s brains so badly

[advanced-procrastination]

What if a white child with cancer only had 3 weeks left to live and their last wish to the make a wish foundation was to be able to say the N word just once. Are you telling me its not okay for a white person to say the N word in that instance?

yeah

[advanced-procrastination]

Apparently Target is rethinking being anti DEI because foot traffic in their stores has been declining for like 10 weeks straight and their stock has been dropping in unison and listen, I know a lot of this is probably because consumer spending goes down in general when the economy is unstable (tarrifs, mass federal gov layoffs etc.) but I think we should just keep running boycotts of different brands to convince them that they only make money when they're woke. I know we dunked on rainbow capitalism because it was cornball and performative but I don't even give a shit. These companies shouldn't be able to be openly pro-Trump and expect us to ignore it. They should not be allowed to bend the knee to racist, xenophobic, homophobic, transphobic, abelist, generally bigoted culture war bullshit without taking a hit to their bottom line. These billionaire dipshits wanted unfettered capitalism with a madman at the helm and they should not be allowed to enable that without feeling some of the hurt along with the rest of us. Make these corporate assholes think money is stored in the woke

[advanced-procrastination]

I’m just thinking about how many times I’ve heard my dad on a long call with an obvious scammer and I’ll start begging him to get off the phone because I always think he’s a very easy mark and he’ll just keep going and then after a while he’ll say something like “I died 20 years ago” and hang up.

[advanced-procrastination]

it was not on wheat...

[advanced-procrastination]

can we have tv dramas set in college please. fucking nothing happens in hs man. now im in college and my friend got chased by feral hogs a week ago in the woods and its like the 5th craziest thing to happen this week

[advanced-procrastination]

[advanced-procrastination]

Can't hang out in your great-uncle's den anymore. Because of woke