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Losing my mind over this
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Okay you guys.
IF YOU PRIMARILY DO NOT SPEAK ENGLISH reply with what you mentally call it, if you have a nickname for it or something
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No i havent outgrown it because i had great taste at 7 years old
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WE ARE SO BACK
This morning has been a goddamn rollercoaster. Remember kids: don’t EVER accept a position at a shortstaffed hospital or you will never be allowed to make plans in advance ever again
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A good rule of thumb for AI is "would you trust a trained pigeon to do this?"
"We trained a pigeon to recognise cancerous cell clusters and somehow they're really good at it" okay great, that's something that could plausibly be a thing.
"We trained a pigeon to recognise good CV:s and left it in charge of sorting through all our job applications" uh perhaps consider not doing that.
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they need to start making clothes out of material that can clean glasses well again
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The universe hates meeeeee 😭
#hubbys still trying to make SOMETHING work#and i really appreciate him for it#but the sudden drop when i woke up#from excitement to crushing disappointment#was just so fucking unexpected#we thought for SURE he’d be off today#cant wait for him tk start his new job
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Do you check for trackers and remove them before sharing links?
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#UPDATE#He is coming to visit!!!!#we had planned to come see him in 2 weeks#but then we kept talking#and were like#no 2weeks is WAY too long#so he’ll be here TOMORROW#and then assuming hubby’s work schedule isnt an asshole#we’ll be going to HIS place in a couple days#like??????#i never in a million years expected THIS#to be my life?????
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Eh, a couple more couldn’t hurt. I’m actually very proud of my workout progress. I can see abs again! 🥰
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It’s been a while since i posted a pic… i guess one couldn’t hurt 😘
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Boob window overrated! Show me balls window! Show me some underball! Sideball!
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they should invent a bus that never gets stuck in traffic because it's on its own path separated from the roads. and then chain multiple of them together and put it on rails. has anyone had this idea before.
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