advanced-procrastination
advanced-procrastination
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advanced-procrastination · 19 hours ago
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advanced-procrastination · 2 days ago
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Losing my mind over this
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advanced-procrastination · 2 days ago
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Okay you guys.
IF YOU PRIMARILY DO NOT SPEAK ENGLISH reply with what you mentally call it, if you have a nickname for it or something
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advanced-procrastination · 2 days ago
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No i havent outgrown it because i had great taste at 7 years old
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advanced-procrastination · 2 days ago
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WE ARE SO BACK
This morning has been a goddamn rollercoaster. Remember kids: don’t EVER accept a position at a shortstaffed hospital or you will never be allowed to make plans in advance ever again
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advanced-procrastination · 2 days ago
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A good rule of thumb for AI is "would you trust a trained pigeon to do this?"
"We trained a pigeon to recognise cancerous cell clusters and somehow they're really good at it" okay great, that's something that could plausibly be a thing.
"We trained a pigeon to recognise good CV:s and left it in charge of sorting through all our job applications" uh perhaps consider not doing that.
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advanced-procrastination · 2 days ago
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advanced-procrastination · 2 days ago
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they need to start making clothes out of material that can clean glasses well again
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advanced-procrastination · 2 days ago
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advanced-procrastination · 2 days ago
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The universe hates meeeeee 😭
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advanced-procrastination · 3 days ago
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advanced-procrastination · 3 days ago
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Do you check for trackers and remove them before sharing links?
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advanced-procrastination · 3 days ago
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advanced-procrastination · 3 days ago
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Eh, a couple more couldn’t hurt. I’m actually very proud of my workout progress. I can see abs again! 🥰
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advanced-procrastination · 3 days ago
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It’s been a while since i posted a pic… i guess one couldn’t hurt 😘
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advanced-procrastination · 3 days ago
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Boob window overrated! Show me balls window! Show me some underball! Sideball!
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advanced-procrastination · 4 days ago
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they should invent a bus that never gets stuck in traffic because it's on its own path separated from the roads. and then chain multiple of them together and put it on rails. has anyone had this idea before.
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