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For all my monsters

I’m going to be opening up my discord server

The Monster Ball

It’s a monster based rp server where monsters of all shapes and sizes are welcome. It is semi exclusive, involving an application to out in a character, but regardless everyone is invited to this warm monster den, even if they just wish to sit back and watch.

If you’re intrested add me on discord

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Someone take me out to dinner I dont wanna fucking cook

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❝ not really useful unless you’re fighting off three vampires that were huddled together. ❞ ❝ wanna use a big wooden fork? ❞ ❝ piss off,  ghost! ❞ ❝ disgusting slobs! ❞ ❝ yuck,  there’s still blood  &  hair all over this! ❞ ❝ just a little rock,  paper,  scissors humour for you there. ❞ ❝ you rode the  [ hammer ] ? ❞ ❝ oh my god,  the  [ hammer ]  pulled you off? ❞ ❝ it sounds like you had a special  &  intimate relationship with this  [ hammer ]. ❞ ❝ it sounds like losing it was almost comparable to losing a loved one. ❞ ❝ he’s freaking gone! ❞ ❝ see ya later,  new doug! ❞ ❝ take it easy,  man. ❞ ❝ i tried to start a revolution. ❞ ❝ i didn’t print enough pamphlets,  so hardly anyone showed up. ❞ ❝ bit of a promotional disaster,  that one. ❞ ❝ the only thing that makes sense is that nothing makes sense. ❞ ❝ she’s strong,  &  she drinks a lot. ❞ ❝ gotta watch out for those  [ asgardians ],  man. ❞ ❝ who’s asking?  i know you’re asking,  but is anyone else asking,  or just you? ❞ ❝ we’re gonna get out of here on that  [ big space ship ],  wanna come? ❞ ❝ what was the question again,  bruv? ❞ ❝ yeah no,  this whole thing’s a circle.  but not a real circle,  more like a freaky circle. ❞ ❝ you’re not gonna face him,  are you? ❞ ❝ thunder!  thunder! ❞ ❝ another day,  another doug. ❞ ❝ you don’t need to be afraid unless you’re afraid of scissors. ❞ ❝ i’m actually organizing another revolution,  d’you reckon you’d be interested? ❞

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❝ don’t forget your scarf,  it’s cold out. ❞ ❝ are you coming to thanksgiving dinner? ❞ ❝ i baked pumpkin pie! ❞ ❝ apple cider is better than pumpkin spice. ❞ ❝ pumpkin spice is better than apple cider. ❞ ❝ if i hear pumpkin spice one more time i’m gonna scream. ❞ ❝ it’s halloween,  motherfucker. ❞ ❝ did you see something move in the woods? ❞ ❝ look,  a full moon! ❞ ❝ are you ready for pumpkin carving? ❞ ❝ do you want tea or hot chocolate? ❞ ❝ man,  you don’t sound good. ❞ ❝ i’m so over flu season. ❞ ❝ i made you some soup! ❞ ❝ any ideas on couples costumes? ❞ ❝ they’re not christmas lights if they’re orange. ❞ ❝ here,  take my sweater. ❞ ❝ let’s have a bonfire. ❞ ❝ have you seen my fake blood? ❞ ❝ that’s not fake. ❞ ❝ hocus pocus or some shit. ❞ ❝ look at these fuckin’ bats! ❞ ❝ is that body real or fake? ❞ ❝ it’s freezing outside. ❞  ❝ NO!  it’s not supposed to snow yet! ❞ ❝ what are you,  a constipated ghost? ❞ ❝ i don’t think that’s sex moaning. ❞ ❝ pretty sure this place is haunted. ❞ ❝ i’m not going in there. ❞ ❝ happy turkey day! ❞ ❝ wanna go apple picking? ❞

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ATLAS IS BAAAAAAACK

I was just on a long trip. nothing to worry about :)

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"Hey."

Atlas turned around at the noise behind him, just unlocking the door to his house, "Oh. Hey ben!" He smiled, "I still need to unpack and stuff, but you wanna come in?"

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[Has (1) ask]

[From a cherished mutual]

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starters from the 1977 fleetwood mac album, RUMOURS

“i know there’s nothing to say.”

“i ain’t gonna miss you when you go.”

“I’ve been tossed around enough.”

“someone has taken my place.”

“you want your freedom.”

“who am i to keep you down?”

“but listen carefully to the sound of your loneliness, like a heartbeat drives you mad.”

“players only love you when they’re playin’.”

“you don’t know what it means to win.”

“i’m never going back again.”

“she broke down and let me in and made me see where I’ve been.”

“don’t stop thinking about tomorrow.”

“all i want is to see you smile.”

“yesterday’s gone.”

“loving you isn’t the right thing to do.”

“how could i ever change things that i feel?”

“you can call it another lonely day.”

“for you, there’ll be no more crying.”

“to you, i’ll give the world.”

“and i love you, i love you, i love you, like never before.”

“and i wish you all the love in the world, but most of all, i wish it from myself.”

“i never did believe in miracles.”

“you make loving fun.”

“i don’t want to stand between you and love.”

“i don’t want to know.”

“how can you love me?”

“if there’s been a fool around, it’s got to be me.”

“i can’t walk away from you.”

“dig your grave.”

“rulers make bad lovers.”

“you better put your kingdom up for sale.”

“well, she did make you cry.”

“pick up the pieces and go home.”

“you could be my silver spring.”

“i would be your only dream.”

“can you tell me was it worth it?”

“i loved you years ago.”

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Capcom has announced that the Resident Evil 2 remake Deluxe edition features reversible cover and extra content.

For $69.99, the Deluxe Edition will include the “Deluxe DLC Pack,” which features the following additional content:

“Elza Walker” costume for Claire

“Military” costume for Claire

“Noir” costume for Claire

“Noir” costume for Leon

“Arklay Sheriff” costume for Leon

“Albert Model Samurai Edge” handgun

“Retro Soundtrack Swap” option

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//Taboo is so fucking good, this first episode was wild

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So I'm back...only as Atlas...hes no longer a dadsona, just a grumpy old archaeologist

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me, after the adhd impulse has made me overshare again: i’ve said too much. i can never speak again me, just 2 seconds later: hey u wanna know this stupid thing about me in complete detail

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Send 🍆 to send my muse a very intentional nude

or Send 😳  to send my muse a very unintentional nude!

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An update

Just so everyone knows, I’m not goinging to be rping here anymore. The blogs will stay up if you like to read through old stuff, but I’m really gonna rp DDADDS on discord now.

If you would like that, go follow @spartiatis-foinix and send me a message there for my discord

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Executioner sword with inscription:  Inscription: When I raise this sword, so I wish that this poor sinner will receive eternal life.

Germany, 1600s

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how did they learn to translate languages into other languages how did they know which words meant what HOW DID TH

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debate: is a really long sword-length but still otherwise knife-like knife valid to be considered a knife, or is it now a sword because it’s long