adventuregameprotagonist

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It's locked. It's locked. I don't need that right now. It's locked. I can't use that right now, my balls are empty. It's locked. I can't use that right now, my balls are empty.

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do's and don'ts when dating an adventure game protagonist

DO: give clear hints to them so they know what to do. be ready to repeat the hint if they still don't understand.

DON'T: get annoyed when they present you with odd items. this is an adventure game protagonist's PREFERRED love language

DO: give them the space to say "i don't really want to do that right now"

DON'T: take advantage of them for their hammerspace inventory

DO: be receptive when they present you with a strange solution to your problems

DON'T: get frustrated when they keep commenting on every object they come across

DO: pay attention when they can't leave an area--they may be unable to leave without a key item

DON'T: give them a hard time for repeating the same dialogue tree

DO: prepare for anything due to their adventurous lifestyle

DON'T: lock them out of rooms due to their adventurous lifestyle

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when i go in a room and forget what i needed i become a point and click protagonist. [water bottle?] that’s not helpful right now. [socks?] i don’t know what to do with that. [charger?] that’s not helpful right now. [scissors?] i can’t do anything with that. [water bottle?] that’s not helpful right now. [lone paperclip?] that’s not helpful right now. [water bottle?]

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hot things to say during sex

inventory is full

I’m out of range

I can’t carry any more

that spell isn’t ready yet

I need to target something first

it’s too far away

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never in the history of humanity has a video game been worth more than 40 dollars at best

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Hello ! Appreciation and thanks should be delivered to my friends who always stand firmly beside people in need.

I would really thank everyone who supports me either morally or financially for the sake of saving a family whose tender little children are still suffering famine , absence of heath care, polluted water that leads to various diseases such as hepatitis that spreads everywhere in Gaza , and sanitation facilities.

Privacy no longer exists in Gaza as no homes exist to shelter families. Small tents are all what we have. We literally live in streets , homeless and desperate. I am picturing the life of families of all classes; there is no difference . We are all alike, sharing the same hardship and suffering. We aren't comfortable , dear friends. We are aging so fast. Burdens of life are adding to our tragedy and painful daily routines. Your support reduces some of our gruesome tragedy. Don't leave us alone in time of bad need.

Please share my campaign link so that the goal can be reached faster.

Yours

https://gofund.me/645735d1

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it should be illegal for a game to still be $60 after being out for 4 years

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From Wrath of the Gods

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Ah, unfortunately, this means that you've soft-locked yourself into a no win scenario in your game. When your limbs keep falling off, it means that you didn't buy and drink the anti-wizard potion back in the mysterious apothecary, and now you don't have stable hands to actually pick up and buy the potion. Yes, we know we didn't indicate that this potion was important to the player at any point, but we expect them to just know, anyways. We recommend restarting your game and buying the potion as soon as possible, to avoid this scenario!

Thank you for calling the Sierra 24-Hour Hint Hotline. You have been charged: $1.25

This is the Sierra 24-Hour Hint Hotline, how can we help you?

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Have you spoken to Chuck yet? He will tell you that he saw someone snooping around the break room refrigerator earlier that day. You need to "open" the refrigerator door, then "push" the ketchup to the side to reveal your sandwich hidden behind it.

Thank you for calling the Sierra 24-Hour Hint Hotline. You have been charged: $0.75

This is the Sierra 24-Hour Hint Hotline, how can we help you?

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This is the Sierra 24-Hour Hint Hotline, how can we help you?

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oh fuck shit he's coming towards me really fast

>RIIIING.... RIIIING..... The rotary phone hooked up to the wall shudders with an incoming call.

Huh. Wasn't expecting a call today. I wonder who it is?

> Use phone

Hello!

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I'm in the HALLWAY in my house. There are stairs that go down to the first floor and the basement.

CRASH! BANG!

What was that noise?

>RIIIING.... RIIIING..... The rotary phone hooked up to the wall shudders with an incoming call.

Huh. Wasn't expecting a call today. I wonder who it is?

> Use phone

Hello!

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It's part of the manuscript for my new book. "It was a dark and stormy night..." That's about as far as I got before I realized I had no idea what to write.

>RIIIING.... RIIIING..... The rotary phone hooked up to the wall shudders with an incoming call.

Huh. Wasn't expecting a call today. I wonder who it is?

> Use phone

Hello!