"Hi... The name's Ellis... A quick question... Do you have some mead?" (TES: Skyrim RP blog for my OC: Ellis Ice-shield. ) (magic anon accepted) (Both mun and muse are adults so this blog may contain nsfw posts and the ocational dick joke) current M!A: none TESO ID: GuardOfTheNorth
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(I am surprised I still know how to log in on this account...
Merry christmas and a happy new year in advance!)
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For those who followed my previous blog for that khajiit I made a while ago...
I can't log in to that blog so I made a new one that has two khajiit!
You can ignore this if you want but I just want to prove one person that the new blog is indeed, me :D
also happy new year! I forgot to tell you guys that!
Later!
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(This is exactly how I wanted people to see her)
ʘ‿ʘ (Hi, how are ya?)
Send me ʘ‿ʘ and I’ll respond with an image that sums up how my character sees you

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(Perfect :D)
✍ (Just look at your cute drawings! I have seen pug puppies less cute than your drawings... And pug puppies are adorable)

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"Wonderful. I just forgot about the whole grapefruit thing."
✍ (I just have to do this :P)

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Guard: Halt. Whiterun is closed with the dragons about. Official business only.
Ellis: How about a punch in the face? Hows that for official?
Gets arrested
Ellis: ... At least I'm inside the city walls.
#This is how my first ever playthrough went#they told me i could not enter the city so i punched him
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(Two of my blogs are actually on there!
If you haven't, go get this woderfull person even more followers!)
I have somehow managed to trick over 360 people into thinking I’m cool enough to follow, so here’s a list of all you fabulous nerds! Also, a special shout-out goes to my precious bbies (who are bolded)~
x-princevlad, callofadventure, arendellesxanna, skjoldmoy, thesnxwqueen, lefayofavalon, thebattlemagerunethyne, asthecorvidaefly, talesofflowersandknives, kingofcold, bloodandpiracy, bjornsnowsong, bosmeri-dominion, vigoare, chronicles-of-the-doctor, fairxstmagx, triplegoddess3, hadrim, forvistxkonge, ofteaandmagic, miczariel, nerevar-reborn, xdiiseased, vilanaandmiraak, the-violinist-in-the-water, queendovahkiin, pactkeeper, bette-n-dot, nur-ek-hist, gradient-elements, pirateslounge, xprisonerx, winterxstag, the-dancing-pyro, courtwixard, bastard-lion, thosetwodreadfulchildren, tharabal, whereverwhxresgo, thexpsychosx, sxvxnkingdoms, redhairedandwolfless, gladiustribunus, cxldharbour, falkreathrunaways, waverlyunderground, bladebindingbuffoon, whose-fools, vonlyth, mxrdrake, fxreldenking, petitexfreak, strex-sisters, incissam, bearkiin, maddestofhatters, ruthlessxwarrior, merringar, arquitenentis, ice-and-arrows, sszyrr-the-learned, polxmistis, bridetosithis, adelein-gardinier, finxldescent, jamal-ze, son-of-akavir, elisiif, medawin, theunburntkhalessi, eyeless-evil, andshesleavinghome, hel-the-lord, lady-of-infinite-energies, illuminating—hopes, blackxbriar, lapidemxreginam, jamesmoreau, youngdirewxlf, laststormcrown, ayalea, two-blonde-mer, moonstruck-suthay, feathersofsilver, adventures-of-ellis, summerset-shadows, tendhilvazaan, ocnaimhin, yourseptimsoryourlife, krigarehjarta, attheborderofoblivion, brxnjolf, nord-with-spirit, tokillanempire, askmannimarco, running-to-the-night, goraangrohiik, arosebeyondtheveil, dawnofthebrave, @psychosureal, ask-sithis, askcjblackwood, bloodied-horns, maywealwaysfindxmasspirit, sky-eve, nyxanderebus, auriels-roleplay, eat-their-hearts-out, @regretless-feline-assassin, 3bardbrothers, truehighking, wayofthevoice, bloodandthievery, princeofcurses, unseeing-altmers, aghostofthepast, ironbind, ixwarrior, g4m3rg1rl670, daedrahealers, bretoncourier, alicerozen, cicerx, irinwe, coldheartedcryomancer, sigardthenpc, cxnquers, askthethreedovahkiins, blindapostate, applewitchandchild, vaerminahatesallofyou, the-cold-of-death, @heartofjuniper, hardbittenhearts, sorceresswarcaster, fidemiism, a-maid-of-argonia, whatdosendhelp, high-rock-assassin, mjolllioness, shadowthatmeltstheflesh, spiffy-murder-guys, quaestorzilpah, andris-guardian-of-all, boarchasers, lostnord, themysteriousakavir, taskmaster-peryite, naeoneth, legendofthesummerset, nyssthief, deadliestdance, reachbird, thespiritofthehunt, miss-serana, gbcicerospeaks, lionofmara, morsvocat, investigatorofspooks, nocturnalsembrace, arcanestxdies, travelersfromakavir, @warandddeath, commanderliatabris, @ordinatoinvida, bosmer-alchemist, femmewarden, sugared-satyr, @loveandlyrium, loyaltybringsitsownhell, a-fate-held-in-flame, diistdovahkiin, aetheriusbound, atheifofnordicbeauty, sweetdeadlysilence, laeima, ancient-ingenuity, stop-that-imperial-thief, sulliedblades, general-tullius, lord-of-snakes, deepforesthunter, littledeertaur, beneath-deepest-dark, daedricprincenamira, clavicus—vile, faasnu-kaal, castledourmaid, masterofcoldharbour, askcastian, aurielswaywardson, devouttemplar, jordasthedunmer, anakaviriprincess, dreadsithis, sheogorathdaedricprinceofmadness, theexiledbastard, herelurkmonsters, sevenhomesweknow, the-soul-huntress, lavianaa, therealsneakthief, breton-seamstress, vxdosa, dremoraearl, thesanesister, highrockrogue, coldharboursdaughterserana, venenum-in-deos, knowswheretoputit, cautionandcharisma, lionxknight, curseofashes, draco-the-argonian, nemurah, elerrina-of-alinor, heilhydration, sithisbones, signe-doesnt-sing, snow-ashes-and-sand, thefallenthree, gelebor-knight-paladin, dovahwitchcassiopeia, warandcrimson, xfdomination, ourlittlevex, ask-xi, erstwhilefawn, what-rough-beast, dalishrayne, spookyspellswordarcher, thedunmerthief, woman-of-the-isles, orderwithoutmercy, quitexcontrary, mywolfishgrin, snarkingscrolls, ask-terminus-the-war-god, hanta-the-bosmer, welcome-to-whiterun, rogar-doomhammer, alltorust, talesofelsweyr, zombiehmoni, aurielslight, yourladyfreya, nightmotherslistener, aaznu-aldak, maaslithewoodelf, inboxideas, emissaryelenwen, brokenpathways, the-last-teshlor, xbastardwolf, daedricprinceofwishes, noblesonofcyrodiil, misoradorval, altmerier-than-thou, ruinhunter, elenwen, donni-the-spooky-dunmer, picks-the-locks, drogo-nord-of-steel, maimedlion, skyrimtravelogue, assassinandvampire, @rinahasthemunchies, vaelwynde, cicero-of-cyrodiil, bloodoftheancients, luceirosdegolados, ofthehist, tsabiira, sworntocarryyourburdens, mage-of-markarth, forbiddengods, algorythmicrythm, bardofsolitude, delving-into-mallory, wewillnotbow, whobornofthenorth, booksandbrimstone, @spark-in-the-snow
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sesunamano said: Flatterer. XD <3
(Prove me wrong. We have a sassy dunmer mom and a big cuddle bear of an altmer. Add the common drawing, ocational cat, wierd moment or wild Thavrin and you've got something that cracks me up since the day I first found out of the relationship)
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Sesuna-X-Kade is like the best ship ever
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Terrible Pick-Up Lines Meme
"Do you know what would look good on you? Me."
"Excuse me, I am about to go home to masturbate and needed a name to go with the face."
"Fuck me if I am wrong, but you want to screw me, don't you?"
"Hey, want to play house? I could be the door, and you could slam me all night long."
"How do you like your eggs: poached, scrambled, or fertilized?"
"I do floors, doors, windows, and you."
"I wish you were a screen door, so I can slam you all day long."
"If I flip a coin, what are the chances of me getting head?"
"Is that crotch sweat, or are you just happy to see me?"
"If I was a skateboard and you were a ramp, I would grind you all night."
"If I was your coworker, I'd sexually harass you."
"If your left leg was Thanksgiving and your right leg Christmas, can I visit you between the Holidays?"
"I’m tired. You’re tired. Let’s sleep together!"
"Let's bypass all the bullshit and just get naked."
"Let's have a party and invite your pants to come on down."
"Life is like a dick. When it gets hard, 'Fuck it'."
"My face is leaving in fifteen minutes. Be on it."
"Remember my name. you'll be screaming it later."
"Roses are red, violets are blue. I like spaghetti, let's go screw."
"That dress looks very becoming on you. Of course, if I were on you, I'd be coming, too."
"Wanna play some football? We can both be skins."
"What are you doing tonight? Besides me?"
"Would you like to try an Australian kiss? It is just like a French kiss, but down under."
"You are what you eat, and tonight I want to be you."
"You must be a cold shower, because I'd love to be inside of you."
"You must not have air conditioning because I'm your fan and you're turning me on."
"You remind me of my pink toe; you're small, you're cute, and I'm probably going to bang you on my coffee table later tonight."
"You wanna go skinny dipping in my water bed?"
#These make me laugh so hard#I don't even care wether or not I get one#pfffffffffffffffffffftttttttttt
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(I am really proud at this attempt to a khajiit with a toothless costume)
I DREW D’MASHA IN A TOOTHLESS COSTUME!
Look at this cute shit. Ah… Crossovers…
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DRUNK HOUR STARTS NOW! My muse is drunk, and s/he is dying to answer your questions anyway! Send them in! EVERYTHING IS ANSWERED.
But the muse and I can’t promise it won’t be a little… off his/her norm.
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(I deactivated the mod Skyrim Redone (SkyRe) , Which was awesome and really made the game slightly more fun, And now I'm using it's spiritual successor Perkus Maximus (PerMa)...
And I must say it feels a bit like SkyRe but it also feels like it's easier due to the buffs and debuffs being thrown outside and having the vanillia guardian stones, race bonusses and the same leveling speed.
Which is not bad but feels wierd for me now.
However PerMa has a buttload of items and perks more and is still at it's start phase.
I will post some stuff about it with pictures on the blog I made for D'Masha. (I posted the link a few days ago)
If you are interested, check it out sometimes
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headcanon meme! send me a symbol and i'll tell you...
☺: three things that make my muse happy
☻: three things that make my muse sad
✝: any religious beliefs my muse has
☎ : my muse's ringtone
♫: three of my muse's favorite songs
♪: three songs that remind me of my muse
★: a wish my muse has
☑: something my muse has accomplished that they're proud of
☢: something my muse is afraid of
☂: what my muse does on a rainy day
→: is my muse any good with directions?
☮: is my muse a happy person?
웃: three people that are important to my muse
☃: does my muse like the holidays?
☯: is my muse more idealistic or cynical?
▲: my muse's happiest memory
✄: is my muse creative?
⌘: was my muse good in school?
✿: is my muse an outdoors person?
♈: the most daring thing your muse has ever done
♉: is my muse prone to jealousy?
♊: is my muse smart?
♋: is my muse emotional?
♌: three things my muse is enthusiastic about
♍: is my muse shy?
♎: is my muse vain or cocky?
♏: something my muse obsesses over
♐: is my muse blunt or do they beat around the bush?
♑: is my muse an optimist or a pessimist?
♒: is my muse emotional or more detached?
♓: my muse's biggest secret
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(So I did it and made a blog for my thief... Now I have a warrior, a mage, and a thief character... All three main classes !
You can ignore this if you want... I just want to try something other than a human race...)
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Harass my muse! Anon or not: Ask them hard questions! Bother them about their relationships! Try and make them hot and bothered! Make them cry! Pretend to be their future kids! Anything goes!
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