i sincerely hope hideo kojima never finds out (ps blaze these posts I dare you)
Don't wanna be here? Send us removal request.
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V I C T O R Y
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So ummm, welcome to my log :) it's got a nice view of the ocean and I've even got a sand dollar #mysanddollar
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Leeme alone
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Sometimes you just gotta put on the big hoodie and eat some fries 🍟
(I literally found this sorta-Snake-sized hoodie on a tree branch in the woods, it gives him a bit of a David Byrne in the big suit vibe, no?)
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Don't talk to me or my bathroom giraffe friends like that ever again
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Moment of zen at the water feature
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Fancy some snarcuterie (snake charcuterie)? Or perhaps just some 🍒
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Hnnnrg... Colonel... What are these flowers
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Come to West Covina in the next 20 minutes if you want an ass kicking
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Hittin' the road
#the adventures of solid snake#mgs#solid snake#metal gear solid#36 hours of driving in 4 days let's go
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My photo app: here's an animation made from your recent burst of photos! 🥰
Snake: hey what the fuck
#the adventures of solid snake#mgs#solid snake#metal gear solid#outsnakes#I promise I'm done milking the Scooter photo shoot now
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This particular Snake has evolved a bitter tasting outer layer (sneaking suit) as a defense mechanism. Ptooey
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Before we left Sacramento, Snake tried striking a pose with Scooter.

It didn't go particularly well.
#the adventures of solid snake#mgs#solid snake#metal gear solid#no place like snome for the snolidays#for the record Scooter is hands down one of the friendliest cats I have ever known#but he had an insatiable bloodlust for Snake's plastic limbs
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All right, buddy. Let's go home.
#the adventures of solid snake#mgs#solid snake#metal gear solid#snome again snome again jiggity jig#🐍 on a ✈️
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Pour the wine, brother.
#the adventures of solid snake#mgs#solid snake#metal gear solid#no place like snome for the snolidays
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Giddyup
#the adventures of solid snake#mgs#solid snake#metal gear solid#no place like snome for the snolidays
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Seasons greasons from In-n-Eason's
#the adventures of solid snake#mgs#solid snake#metal gear solid#no place like snome for the snolidays#seasons greasons
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