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HAPPY NEW YEAR FROM THE EAST COAST OF THE USA

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There’s a problem with Brighton’s Christmas lights

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Me and two of my friends from this past Saturday. It was district level competitions for high school thespians and we all got superiors, meaning we’re all going to the state festival together our senior year! One last time!

Also practicing for this/finals are part of the reason I haven’t been on lately so sorry >.>

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//Anyone in the hitman reborn fandom that knows how to play epic mafia? We need one more person for our game :3//

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I need to be stopped

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Rent sentence pack

"We begin on Christmas Eve."

"Inside, it's freezing... Because we have no heat."

"I say c'est la vie. So let her be a lesbian!"

"I'm writing one great song."

"A wild night is now preordained."

"I may be detained."

"Two months ago I was dumped."

"How we gunna pay?"

"Awh, you sound sad."

"We're not gunna pay."

"You okay, honey?"

"You're cute when you blush."

"Where're you going?"

"Time flies. Time dies."

"Got a light?"

"You're shivering."

"What are you staring at?"

"You look familiar."

"I think that I dropped my stash."

"They say that I have the best ass below 14th Street. Is it true?"

"I'm old for my age."

"I'm just born to be bad."

"Today for you, tomorrow for me."

"Hey! You bum! Yeah, you! Move over. Get your ass off that range rover."

"I told her not to call you."

"Can I help, since I'm here?"

"This is weird. Very weird. Fuckin' weird."

"This is spooky."

"I'm getting nauseous."

"She cheated."

"You know, I feel great now."

"How do you feel today?"

"I'm a New Yorker; fear's my life!"

"Reason says I should have died three years ago."

"What's the time? Well it's got to be close to midnight."

"My body's talking to me. It says, 'Time for danger!'"

"Let's run away."

"Take me out tonight."

"I'll let you bite me."

"Who do you think you are, barging in on me and my guitar?"

"The door is that way."

"Looking for romance? Come back another day."

"Will I wake tomorrow from this nightmare?"

"Who the fuck do you think you are? I don't need no goddamn help."

"Times are pretty shitty, but I'm pretty sure they can't get worse."

"Let's open up a restaurant in Santa Fe."

"Alone at last."

"Are we a thing?"

"Live in my house. I'll be your shelter."

"Just pay me back with 1,000 kisses."

"Be my lover."

"I know they meant it when they said you can't buy love."

"'Merry' ain't in my vocabulary."

"It's beginning to snow."

"I do not deserve you."

"It was bad. I got mad."

"Let's go eat. I'll just get fat."

"I should tell you..."

"Last night I had a dream!"

"I got to get out of here! It's like I'm being tied to the hood of a yellow rental truck being packed in with fertilizer and fuel oil pushed over a cliff by a suicidal Mickey Mouse!"

"Moo with me."

"No, please no. Not tonight. Please no."

"Go to hell!"

"Bohemia is dead."

"Mucho masturbation."

"Viva la vie boheme!"

"Wine and beer!"

"I'd forgotten how to smile."

"The cops are sweeping the lot."

"The opposite of war isn't peace; it's creation."

"How do you measure the life of a woman or a man?"

"Honey, I know you're there. Please pick up the phone. Are you okay?"

"There's hope. But just in case, I brought rope."

"How'd you know we'd be here?"

"I'll drink to that."

"I'm sorry."

"Coming?"

"I'm fine. Go."

"Well, well, well, what do we have here?"

"You were flirting with the woman in rubber!"

"There will always be women in rubber flirting with me! Give me a break!"

"Take me, baby, or leave me."

"Be mine or don't waste my time."

"Every night, who's in your bed?"

"That's it! The straw that breaks the camel's back! I quit, unless you take it back.

Without you, the earth turns, the sun burns; but I die without you."

"Take me. Take me. Take me."

"It was bad for me. Was it bad for you?"

"Sweet kisses I've got to spare."

"I will cover you."

"How did we get here? How the hell?"

"Who said I was talking to you?"

"Guys! Chill!"

"I can't believe this is goodbye."

"Are you insane?"

"There's so much to care about."

"Who are you to tell me what I know or what to do?"

"You live a lie!"

"Just came to say, Goodbye, Love."

"Please don't touch me."

"Understand, I'm scared."

"It's like the Twilight Zone."

"I quit!"

"I am not alone."

"Please call."

"Come help!"

"Don't waste your money on me."

"Your eyes, as we said our goodbyes. Can't get them out of my mind."

"How'd I let you slip away?"

"There's something I should have told you."

"I have always loved you."

"Turn around, girlfriend."

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drake & josh;; starter sentences

"There's a NEW Jersey?"

"Are you calling me a liar?"

"I ain't calling you a truther!"

"I don't care. I like it on my face."

"Pip pip da doodly do!"

"Maybe 'E' means 'extra fuel'!"

"That is not my job."

"I have dreams. And sometimes, in those dreams, things happen to you."

"Dude, when life hands you free nachos, you don't question it!"

"Hang on, I'm doing something really important!"

"I love this album more than I love myself."

"Whoa, just take it easy, man."

"So my foot's totally stuck in there, right, I'm freaking out, the dog's having a seizure and I still got half a pie left."

"You should date whoever you want to date."

"So I don't like her, big deal."

"If you make fun of me one more time, I'm gonna tell everyone we know that you named your favorite pillow Mr. Puff Puff."

"I don't like half the girls I date."

"Nice going, you ran over your sister!"

"I hope you go bald!"

"I hope they cancel Oprah!"

"I'm really glad someone invented pizza."

"Well, sorry doesn't sweeten my tea!"

"Whoa, that cat IS fancy."

"Don't you have a rib to nibble?"

"You sicken me."

"You're the worst!"

"Look, I was wrong, okay?"

"I need you, I need you way more than you need me."

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How to make your Ja’far happy.

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Guys

Guys

Have you ever noticed the ‘Love is an Open Door’ battle on YT where people sing the song from frozen?? Watch this

but these guys where lip syncing so ppl got pissed and then 

but it gets better

much better

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la-prima-tempesta replied to your post:la-prima-tempesta replied to...

I AM LAUGHING LIKE WOW

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Pokemon Logic

Mom: Hey isn't this house great for us? You can have your own room!

Mom: *realizes there's only one bedroom in entire house*

Mom: Well honey it's time for you to embark on your pokemon journey across the country I'll miss you take your time goodbye