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bastian : what are your goals?

chiranth : to pet all the dogs

bastian : no, fitness goals

chiranth : to be able to run fast enough to pet all the dogs

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alma: I feel like there is something missing from this plan

takoda: cooperation?

nour: teamwork?

lucian: a logical plan?

rosalyn: the part where I fly in, save everyone, and do everything else?

alma: that's it

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bastian: how petty can you get?

keira: I once edited a wikipedia article to win an argument I was wrong about

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lucian: I don't know how many times I have to tell you this, but violence doesn't solve everything

rosalyn: that's because you're not hitting hard enough

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annabelle: how's life?

ekaterina: so much panic

ekaterina: very little disco

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rosalyn, screaming: OH MY GOD

lucian, panicking: WHICH ONE???

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rahim : Zyanya, do you have to look at everything in such a negative light?

zyanya : could you possibly be referring to the harsh light of reality?

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adrian, to chiranth and astra : I wasn’t hurt that badly. the doctor said all my bleeding was internal. that’s where the blood is supposed to be!

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caleb: suit up

marisol: I can’t move, Tarzan’s asleep on me

caleb: push him off

marisol: [outraged and offended]

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ioan: no thoughts, just vibes

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astra: do you know what the hardest part of death is?

adrian: what?

shani: making it look like an accident

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annabelle: I only have two moods

annabelle: gay judgement

annabelle: and gay rage

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charles: I threw a boomerang a few years aho and it never came back

lucian: so?

charles: I now live in constant fear

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lucian: ah yes, the five stages of grief: denial, anger, get a giant rabbit, depression, kill Alexis

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alma: I'm not a mother figure

rosalyn: what are you doing

alma, holding her sword over a sandwich: Milo doesn't like the crusts

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lorenzo: why are you crying, what's wrong?

caleb: I told Alma to embrace her mistakes

lorenzo: and?

caleb: SHE HUGGED ME

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lucian: hey, do you think sand is called "sand" because it's between the sea and the land?

rosalyn:

rosalyn: Lucian, it's 3am