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Frrr people start talking about tactics and shit and I’m jsut over here like… I’m here for the story… the funny characters…. The puzzles….. leave me alone….

Oh lilith realize my ass doesn't want to bother with the arena mechanic (cuz I'm not a competitive individual in that regards) and decide in order to proceed in the afk season you have to get into the supreme level!?!?? LILITH, THINK ABOUT THE POOR CASUAL FREE TO PLAY LILITH, I CAME HERE FOR LORE 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

I know and aware the clothing reward for getting higher up in ranks but lilith please I'm a peasant among these good player 😭😭😭😭

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Thank you I will be keeping this for reference :)

If you have time I seek your guidance on afk lore. I am SO confused how the gods work. Like is dura the god for all four realms? Because the maulers have the dusk lord but dura still is mentioned at the end of Song of Strife. And is Misarte just looking after the dark forest or nature in general??? Do graveborns even have a god???????? Apparently there’s a death god in Arena but he’s never once been mentioned in Journey and my hyper fixation on the lore is crying in a corner rn ;-;

Okay wait let me break it down like this:

In Arena, Dura is basically the biggest, most openly and talked about god. Her and the god of death Annih are the two central powers in Esperia. It’s Dura who creates the celestials and other mortal life. Annih has domain over dead people but he leaves to fuck knows where and since he’s gone, the dead start resurrecting into graveborn. The graveborn don’t worship a god, but they have this guy called Quandem who was the very first graveborn, and he’s like the number one necromancer.

Basically, the Four Faction heros have Dura, the Celestials are loyal to her, and the Hypogeans used to follow Annih til he fucked off somewhere. Each faction has their own rituals and ways of praying to the gods, but I’ve always assumed everyone prayed to Dura and asked “protection” from celestials. The Lightbears follow the light, and the way they worship her is similar to Christianity where they go to church, have a system of power within the church, etc. The maulers and Wilders have similar traditions, (I assume because they’re both Ya?) where they have sort of,, offerings n celebrations.

In Journey it’s just fuck knows all 🤦🤦🤦 there’s lesser gods in Journey that are above celestials and beneath Dura, including Misarte, the Dusk god, sun god, and moon god. I haven’t actually logged into Journey for a hot minute because I got bored of the gameplay LMAO

Misarte just watched over the dark forest, I don’t think she actually every intervened very often in history, probably apart from the wars etc etc. same with the maulers (but we don’t have in game sources 😢😢) Afk Journey’s lore shares similarities but is not the same as arenas, plus it’s all over the place so some details may vary

Feel free to ask or correct me!

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ELDRITCH MERLIN

Merlin who makes the air reek of ozone when they attack Merlin who’s protection is absolute and terrifying Merlin who glows with the powers of the gods who’s magic they learned how to use Merlin who has lived lifetimes yet remembers none and all of them ELDRITCH MERLIN

merlin deserves to be feral. merlin deserves to be deranged. characters that meet merlin should be able to tell that if theyre not up to merlins standards, merlin will wipe them off the face of the planet like a crumb off a table top. as a treat. for merlin.

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@sleezie-z

So my sister wants to start sewing more, because

a. She’s 5′ 11″ and can never find pants long enough for her legs or shirts long enough for her arms.

b. She hates synthetic fibers as much as I do and it’s difficult to find natural fiber clothes that aren’t made of cotton

c. She’s a biologist and would physically fistfight microplastics if given half a chance

So her gift from mom and dad for her birthday was a sewing machine. Not a super expensive one but a good solid serviceable one.

And recently she asked “So where do I GET wool or linen and thread that isn’t polyester” and mom was like ‘go ask your sister’

And I, of course, crashed into the group text like “GET A PEN I HAVE WEBSITES FOR U” and honestly I’m thrilled about this

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Dude what’s up with all these clans full of nothing but kids? Do Maulers just realize that their kids can’t hold up their heads and thus can’t fight and just say ‘fuck it’ and leave them??? What the hell guys??? I mean the Uru clan, Antandra’s clan and Rhys’ clan are both full of kids so what the hell is up with that?

Also did everyone just give up keeping the secret by SOS?? Because we just straight up told a child that I was Merlin so that’s kind of weird.

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Thank you to everyone who suggested, I’ll be keeping those in my back pocket for future installments lol. I ended up on “god sent me here for a reason (but I forgot why)”

Trying to name my newest fic and I need some help. I moved out of my dorm for the summer so the usual method of irritating my roommates until something occurs to one of us is out. I’ll need something that is a pun about amnesia to keep with the theme. Series is called: the power of friendship (and this memory I lost). The first and second fics are called: what’s a little amnesia between friends and the axe forgets, the tree remembers and I still have amnesia. The fourth fics working name is tentatively, maybe remembering was the real curse. Please help.

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Very important!!!! Use good posture everyone!!!

OK Tumblr Geriatric Ward, let’s talk about your posture-

there are things you should be doing now to prevent yourself from starting to look like 🥀

Why does it matter? Future you would like to avoid the pain, limited motion, and fall risk that goes along with worsening posture.

What’s the focus?

1. Keep the flexibility in your spine

2. Stretch the muscles in the front

3. Strengthen the muscle in the back

Here are some simple things you can do daily while sitting and when you get up to go into the bathroom or the kitchen

Keep the flexibility by doing these repeated movements: 10 repetitions several times a day

The goal is to give yourself a double or triple chin. Keep your nose pointing forward, don’t let it tip up or down

Thoracic extension- use a chair with a seat back that comes up to the level of your shoulder blades. Try to bend back over the top of the chair without arching away from the seat back and without extending your neck. If the pressure from the top of the chair is uncomfortable you can place a towel there

Stretch the muscles in the front by using a door frame. This one will feel good afterwards

If this isn’t enough of a stretch you can do one side at a time. If you have the right arm up step forward with the right foot and turn slightly to the left. Then do it on the other side.

Strengthen the muscles in the back by squeezing your shoulder blades together for a count of 10 and then repeating 10 times. You can do this several times a day Hint: Don’t lift your shoulder blades up

There are lots more exercises for strengthening your back muscles but this is a good starting point and easy to do. I like doing it while driving

Tips:

Do the best you can

If it hurts stop

Envision future you saying thank you each time you do one of the exercises

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OK Tumblr Geriatric Ward, let’s talk about your posture-

there are things you should be doing now to prevent yourself from starting to look like 🥀

Why does it matter? Future you would like to avoid the pain, limited motion, and fall risk that goes along with worsening posture.

What’s the focus?

1. Keep the flexibility in your spine

2. Stretch the muscles in the front

3. Strengthen the muscle in the back

Here are some simple things you can do daily while sitting and when you get up to go into the bathroom or the kitchen

Keep the flexibility by doing these repeated movements: 10 repetitions several times a day

The goal is to give yourself a double or triple chin. Keep your nose pointing forward, don’t let it tip up or down

Thoracic extension- use a chair with a seat back that comes up to the level of your shoulder blades. Try to bend back over the top of the chair without arching away from the seat back and without extending your neck. If the pressure from the top of the chair is uncomfortable you can place a towel there

Stretch the muscles in the front by using a door frame. This one will feel good afterwards

If this isn’t enough of a stretch you can do one side at a time. If you have the right arm up step forward with the right foot and turn slightly to the left. Then do it on the other side.

Strengthen the muscles in the back by squeezing your shoulder blades together for a count of 10 and then repeating 10 times. You can do this several times a day Hint: Don’t lift your shoulder blades up

There are lots more exercises for strengthening your back muscles but this is a good starting point and easy to do. I like doing it while driving

Tips:

Do the best you can

If it hurts stop

Envision future you saying thank you each time you do one of the exercises

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Snack city baby

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Handsome man

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Trying to name my newest fic and I need some help. I moved out of my dorm for the summer so the usual method of irritating my roommates until something occurs to one of us is out. I’ll need something that is a pun about amnesia to keep with the theme. Series is called: the power of friendship (and this memory I lost). The first and second fics are called: what’s a little amnesia between friends and the axe forgets, the tree remembers and I still have amnesia. The fourth fics working name is tentatively, maybe remembering was the real curse. Please help.

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Me: *watching the new afk journey character trailer* cool cool cool all of this is very neat

trailer: *That Moment Happens* me: well that escalated quickly

me: still cool tho

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@sleezie-z

Thought you might find this cool

GUYS. DID YOU KNOW YOU CAN WRITE CHOOSE YOUR OWN ADVENTURE FICS ON AO3

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Between those two and whatever is happening with Merlin, they should make a support group for “puppets of the gods”

Can’t believe that Temesia is gods special little meow meow. Good for her.

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I have settled on the tactic of “be atleast 10 levels or more above your enemy”. It takes longer sure, but atleast I’m not getting murked by enemies irritatingly weaker than me

song of strife

does anyone have any tips for beating enemies in song of strife? I feel like I’m having a lot of trouble with objectively weak enemies. Is there something I’m missing?

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I’ve settled on the phrase “hit character A like a sack of wet bricks”. I’ve decided that’s probably the funniest answer and bricks (probably) exist.

thank you to everyone who gave suggestions :)

Was writing a fantasy book and wanted to write that something “hit character A like a truck” but realized that trucks didn’t exist. After some thoughts I thought I’d change it to “hit character A like a brick” but now I’m not sure if bricks exist-

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@sleezie-z

:)

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