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what if you were a small-town sheriff and i was an fbi agent assigned to help you with a case but i fell in love with you and your town 😳

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list of mammals that are bugs

1. jerboa.

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Merry Christmas to you and your Families.

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when ur spouse is gifted with long-range weapons

sniper wifle

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Eugene Von Bruenchenhein (1910–1983)

Lava (verso),1956

Oil on corrugated cardboard

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i hate star trek because every time theyre like “oh my god the skringles have broken the crankus treaty with the skronglies which mean the flongles are starving because they cant get binkbonk berries” and every time im like “oh my god they cant get binkbonk berries…”

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mitski, “working for the knife” (2021) // twin peaks, “beyond life and death” (1991)

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aren’t we all just trying to be morticia addams just a little bit

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the only roman emperor i respect is honorius because, during his reign, rome was sacked, and when someone brought him the news that rome had perished he freaked out bc he thought they were talking about his pet bird named "rome," and when they explained that they were talking about the city he was like "oh thank god. who gives a shit"

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man googling stuff kinda fucking sucks now huh

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ig | twitter

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sourdough STOPPER. fuck ur bread.

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we dont need psychiatrists psychiatrists need us