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There was no choice you could’ve that would’ve saved her
Proserpine had not yet shorn a golden lock for her
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Proserpine had not yet shorn a golden lock for her
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Be informed that you cannot in fact give up
Give up
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if you can't find a mimetic double, lying to make yourself into one is fine
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How to referee
Is tripping someone cheating in footrace
Can gay people cheat?
How to call out cheating
Will people be mad at me for letting it slide
Will people be mad at me for rewarding cheating because it was kinda funny
How to get over a girl
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Search up difference between civil partnership and marriage
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Be touch starved
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Do some light gardening
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i love u king pls tell me ur hairstyling secrets 🙌🙌
not sure if you have tried having a goddess of beauty & love for a parent but that's, like, a preliminary step. so. beyond that
perfume
ribbons. ribbons are nice
letting your son braid your hair can be a bonding moment. pick one of the days in the narrative when he's relatively older though because letting a five-year-old pull your hair gets excruciating quickly
you know when you're in the shower and you start staring at the wall and thinking about all the places in your life you've made wrong turns and now you're a hollow shell of a man being dragged along to your destiny as if pulled behind a chariot? shampoo before that
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Booty shorts that say “fato profugus” on the ass
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well maybe you’re a literary proxy for a significant roman emperor. did you think of that
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listening to a lot of mitski lately
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lady venus protect my pious penis outline from the wicked gaze of these lustful jezebels on the battlefield
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