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I cannot stand the parodies of modern major general, they're overdone and simply not as good as the original. They've done them about everything, whatever topic, big or small.
And when i notice one of them my eyes will always start to roll.
The diction's always slurry when they rush the complicated words, and adding many fricatives will turn it so cacophonous. The slanted rhymes are silly and they keep just making more and more, please someone stop the parodies of modern major general.
The scanning of the lyrics in the meter is unbearable, they emphazise the syllables in ways that are untenable, in short in matters musical, prosodic and ephemeral, i cannot stand the parodies of modern major general!
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is this your first time getting prepositioned online?
no people say all kinds of prepositions at me online
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so embarrassing when i forget im checking someone's blog and i start scrolling through and liking and reblogging shit as if it's just my dash. it feels like wandering into someone else's apartment and not noticing and making myself lunch
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uuuuuuuuuuuhh meeeoooooooooow??
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banned from the pitch drop experiment for trying to guzzle that shit down
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I love these memes. poor little borzoi doesn't understand the concept of half-life and radioactive decay
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sweating scientist hunched over at their desk, hands on their head, surrounded by crumpled-up pieces of paper. a whiteboard behind them bears only the word "FORCEFUTCH?" underlined thrice. she can't bear to cross it out yet. she has to believe.
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Today I discovered that "bro visited his friend/the visiterrrrrrr" isn't necessarily a widely known meme outside of tumblr after I referenced it irl and seemingly came across as a complete maniac, ironically exactly creating the circumstances of the original meme
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on 2020-04-16 i had a dream in which someone was coming up with ways of saying "penis and butt" and one of them was "dickus and bungus"
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dramatization of a dream I had once
2018-07-20
people i think i was one of them having some romantic interaction, one was a fried egg and one was a pumpkin maybe??, and i think the egg was like "but i'm an egg" and the pumpkin was like "it's ok i'm a pumpkin"
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Elected To Mundane Council Of Idaho… Elected To Council Of Etri
#this is an approximate rendering of a sandsvendor100 post i saw in a dream i had on 2018-07-05#space chirp
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looking at a recounting i wrote when I was 14 of a dream i had when i was like 4 or something and i love the way i phrased this bit
A guy (adult) on a bike came speeding down one of them, and ran over [sister's name]. Squashed her flat as a pancake.
#''[sister's name]'' is an edit for this post but the rest is as written#the context of the rest of the dream btw is that we were at a park with big slides which is what the guy (adult) came down#space chirp
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you have to grom it "but im scared" then grom it scared
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I redownload this app for one day once every maybe two months and unfortunately I’m rewarded every time
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#lake monsters. not that i'd *actually* believe in one without solid evidence but that's the one of these i can most imagine being real#and the loch ness monster is definitely the cryptid i find most compelling#there was a tumblr post i saw once about a conception of nessie as a gastropod and i really wish i had reblogged it or something#anyway. i so do not understand the results here#how is precognition one of the highest and telepathy one of the lowest#they're both psychic abilities and imo sensing brain patterns in the present is more plausible than violating causality#ok that's unfair you could come up with pseudoscientific mechanisms for precognition. maybe it's just normal prediction but Really Good#so idk depending on the details maybe that requires less in terms of as-yet-unknown phenomena#really though i don't think most people voting precognition are thinking about any of this in the same way as me#EDIT: oh maybe i should have guessed this --#based on the notes it seems like a lot of people have experienced what they perceive as precognition and that's why they're voting for that#makes sense#i don't understand the thought process but it does fit into my worldview that people would think like that
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