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Shit my kid says
Me: What do you want to drink?
My 4 year old son: I’ll take an age appropriate drink, thanks.
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#shit my kid says#shit kids say#how do i parent#kids say the funniest things#kids say the darndest things
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My son is 4 years old and has a whole imaginary back story. He has a son and a daughter and he makes his living by selling dvds out of his truck. He is also trying to become a pastry entrepreneur and has a rock back on the side. Then one day he said to call an ambulance cause his kids were sick. That was days ago and he now refuses to talk about his kids. Should I be worried?
#shit my kid says#shit my kid does#kids say the darndest things#kids say the funniest things#children#parenting
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I'm dying.

I saw this and my little fangirl heart’s power level raised to 9000… <3
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:D



FOLLOWER GIVEAWAY: HARURIN MOOK!
I’ve been wanting to do a giveaway for a long time, because I love you guys and I love the Harurin fandom so dearly. While there are still ways to buy the mook, I still want to give someone the opportunity to own it for free!
Rules:
Must be following me
Must not currently own the harurin mook
No giveaway blogs
Likes and reblogs count
I ship worldwide
What you will receive:
Unopened HaruRin Mook which includes the box, mook, and bracelet
HaruRin clear folder
Rin Matsuoka clear folder
HaruRin Future Fish charm made by me
Winner will be chosen randomly on August 30th at 2pm EST
If you already own a mook and wish to signal boost, please tag as such. And if you have any question, please send me an ask.
Thank you!
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Guess I'll have to practice speaking in an Austrian accent. Ya know, just in case.
If someone every walks in on you when you’re naked just say “I need your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle” in an Austrian accent.
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I want this to happen. I want to help this happen in any way I can. If we could save up, tour the country for six months or a year, make national news and inspire outreach programs everywhere, I want to do it.
And the best part about literally anything Markiplier does or might do is that it’s almost guaranteed to have a really catchy name. #MakeYourMark, #LeaveAMark, #MarkiplyYourCity, you name it. And nothing spreads the word faster than a catchy name.
Changing the World
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Reblogging this because this shit will totally save my broke ass the rest of my degree.

Let’s all help college students get knowledge they deserve for free:)
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my very own pure heart crystal ✨ (yes, yes, I’ll paint it red, don’t worry)
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As long as there is a Pluto Sailor Scout
Pluto will continue to be a planet to me.
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Why is it that in anime and k dramas...
People get colds like every time they get wet. Leave a window open at night? Sick. Get rained on? Sick. And then they act as if the cold is some horrible thing that requires intensive care. I really am just curious and don't understand it at all.
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Oh god. Dem feels.
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My new goal is to find Peter Pan in disney world.



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Adding this to the insanely long lists of "pranks to pull on your husband"


We decided to prank our friend by putting this picture in the bathroom…
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You too can be a strong arm alchemist!
steal his look: alex louis armstrong
louis vuitton tapered trousers in persian blue - $2,387
m.a.c pink facial glitter - $310
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I can only think of the things that goes though one's mind when looking at this never having seen the anime.
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