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So I just learned ejaculation comes out at 27mph. That makes it illegal in a School zone.
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I just hope that one day–preferably when we’re both blind drunk–we can talk about it.
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if you were praised for being smart as a child and now feel crippling sensations of inadequacy when you don’t instantly know how to do something perfectly clap your hands
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College kids are the absolute last people you want to mug. They’re in peak physical condition, they have no money, and most of them have such a twisted view on the value of life they would rather you shoot them than give you the $4.37 in change at the bottom of their book bag.
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This is actually fairly accurate.
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A woman is unstoppable after she realizes she deserves better.
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Those things you hate about yourself....
You loved them in your favorite characters.
Your crazy hair:
Your stand out scar:
Your unique laugh:
Your freckles:
Your shyness:
The way you get excited about the little things:
Maybe you’re a little crazy:
Maybe you wish you could change yourself:
But if you did change… There would never be any good stories.
Let your unique traits shine through.
Because every thing you call a “flaw”, I call an important character trait.
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