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nobody wants to download viruses anymore

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lets all kill eachother

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i still shake, just by nature

please dont leave me

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please?

It’s been a hard day bro can you pet me

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estrogen is a ploy by big women to sell more women

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i cannot convey to you the sheer depths of emotion that besought me upon writing this draft about a shrimp eating a cucumber

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sports bra and boxers can be lingerie if you're enlightened and impure of heart

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choking a girl's dick is known to improve mental health btw

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i like the idea of summer and fun summer activities but like those are actually never reality. most my friends are out of town and its hot as fuck. the weather is so much nicer in the winter thats when you would actually want to go to the beach (florida moment) but the days are still a lot shorter and i dont like that.

summer idealism, basically

I hate summer. Summer lovers please tell me what's so great about having to shower every morning after waking up and every afternoon before going to bed because you feel too gross to lay down in it

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:0 i just realized i never shared my salmon record here!! Its the lifecycle,but it spins :). I really liked how both the adult phases turned out,so im looking into making them and other fish i plan to paint into stickers!

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like sorry folks raising animals as food is still neither intrinsically evil nor intrinsically destructive to the environment. you’re thinking of industrial farming

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um bug people like fish sometimes too?? here ya go

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hey man do you need something

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everyone asking who the Knight is and forget to ask how the knight is

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Call me whatever names you wish, but I think this is a much better (and healthier) attitude than “anyone under 18 should never be allowed to see any sexual imagery ever”

(For reference: this was at the Tom of Finland exhibition, containing actual, queer, kinky af pornography. There were definitely some young people there, perhaps in their late teens. There was even a parent with their baby who was probably too young to understand anything at all. And guess what, all those people are probably going to be fine.)

[ID: a sign saying “Please note: there is no age limit, but the exhibition is not recommended for children due to the explicit sexual imagery it contains. Parental or guardian discretion is advised.”]