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Fuck you sign

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💋conjuring up something sweet 🍰

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[Homemade] Ratatouille

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Mum is calling me to talk about doing some form of school work from home as that's how it is now. I ignored her and took the tv and remote upstairs to my room, I began watching youtube on them until I was called again by my mother. Sadly, I arose and folded the tv up to a fourth of its size while maintaining the same amount of thickness. I replaced the tv to find my parents didn't care that it was gone as they were on their phones. Going to the kitchen to get something eat I stopped a girl about my age, handing out flowers to people at their doorstep, then moving on to the next house. When approaching our door, she came close enough to just go out of sight by anyone who was in the house, she clipped through any obstacle and managed to hand me the flower herself. It was white with a green stem. I thanked her, to which she said no worries. She was caucasian around 5'2"-5'4"(157.48cm-162.56cm) , she had dark brown probably black roots and vibrant light blonde hair, which was short an didn't make it far past her ears. Her hair was slightly curly, it reminded me of scrambled eggs. I asked her why she was doing this and she said to rise moral. We began talking with more inter now but I have truly forgotten about what, apart from the fact that that purple and turquoise painted roads definitely match with Sully from monsters inc. She than asked to use the bathroom and I showed her where it was. She was now walking down the stairs in such manner that at replicated a song. I started saying " First, let me hop out the m*therf*cking porche." She knew the song and we coordinated our whip to be in time with each other's. She had called her dad while up there and her said that he was just around the corner from our house. I was seeing her out when I asked her name, she replied with Audrey. We'd walked down two thirds of the steps towards the ground floor, Audrey asked if she could have a goodbye kiss which I replied with yeah and we walked steadily along towards the door.

My brother was loitering at the door and I told him to take the brooms back upstairs to the kitchen. I opened the door, Audrey leaned into me and kissed my cheek then waved goodbye and said see you later. She got into the back of a red, early 2000s car which was carefully driven away to avoid the sudden patches of snow. I stared at this new snow for around minutes wondering where it came from,before heading back inside. Closing the door I look up and see the red parked at the pavement. Some got out which at distance looked like Audrey, but this stood a bit prouder. She briskly walked towards me. I asked how she changed so quickly and she said that she was Jane, Audrey's sister. Jane then pointed at the car to which Audrey waved and I waved back. Jane looked similar to Audrey, but a bit older and if she was shot with a Mary Poppins ray. She came in and asked if I could help with something, said yes and asked what it was. Jane shut the door behind her and said never leave doors open when I'm around. Jane than asked me if I could fill two glasses of water and bring them to her. After bringing the glasses. Jane said we should probably do this in the bathroom as the living room, in her opinion, didn't deserve this kind of mess. I placed the glasses on the edge the sink and almost immediately, Jane jumped into one of them and told me to do the same. We then jumped off of the edge of the sink which left a small spillage on the floor. We however, had entered what Jane called the stream, a place of endless bubbles and water which could get you anywhere. Jane and I came out of the stream in a different location. I was frantically trying to get water out of my ears when I decided that I wanted no part in what Jane was doing. She agreed and said she would take me home, but we needed to make an advert for who would go and help Jane. Here is where I woke up.

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My family and I had been randomly selected and won a competition to live in Lebron James's house. But we kept the same neighbours. We were enjoying all that quarantine had to offer in this huge house when the door bell rang. My dad had just com e to the house with all our stuff so I was helping him unpack them. Lebron came to check on us in a tron legacy esk vehicle and were chilling. Lebron left and found that there was a small dent in his tron cycle, he looked partially annoyed at it but then climbed inside. My father and I were hungry and si set off to get some food whilst following Lebron. The roads are usually empty now so now traffic which meant Lebron lane splitted like ther was no tomorrow. We thought it would be fun to keep up with him and so going 70 in 30 zone has never felt so good. Lebron was just too darn fast in the tron cycle and we ended up losing him. Before we knew it, we were near a chicken shop so my dad was pulling over. Instantaneously as my dad signalled towards the curb, a group of what they called themselves 'Lebron chasers' darted around us, screaming "We gonna catch him no matter what!" They mad max type vehicles. My dad and I ignored them and proceeded park and enter into what seemed to be a wooden walled Chinese takeaway. Upon entry, we were seated and given prawn crackers to snack on while our order was being prepared. I got something with chicken. Then some I knew or at least I thought I knew walked in. She had blonde hair all the way up to her roots which were brown. She said "Is there some form of ramp access for my sister?" I turned towards the door to see a girl I did recognize. She was in my business class. Weird to see her in a wheelchair because she in reality she can operate without one. There unfortunately was no ramp so I offered to carry her up the two stairs into the shop. Her sister with brown roots was getting her wheelchair from outside when she told me, "You are a blessing unto my life." To which I replied,

"Thank you? But all I did was make the situation a little easier by walking up two steps." She then said "Yeah but making life easier means to make it less stressful, less stressful means less worry, less worry means less over thinking, less over thinking means..." , her sister with the brown roots tapped her on the shoulder to signal her to shush. I put her back in her chair and they both made their way to order. My dad looked at me like how Kermit sips tea but with a cracker in his mouth. I realised this and focused my attention to a soy sauce bottle on the self. Here is where I woke up.

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Its up here again because I was bored.

If I had a teacher like this and an amazing work ethic, I would not be failing right now.

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If a cat said this to me, better know that I'm going to acquire $30000 somehow

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Shrek's star swamp

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If I had a teacher like this and an amazing work ethic, I would not be failing right now.