affinelytyped
affinelytyped
#[derive(Love)]
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affinelytyped · 15 hours ago
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Fake laughed at a customer's joke today and dropped the smile within milliseconds of them turning around. when I tell you that I felt like Patrick fucking Bateman
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affinelytyped · 2 days ago
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affinelytyped · 2 days ago
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"getting laid" is very hot and sexy. "getting off"? great news as well. so you would think "getting laid off" would be wonderful news for your penis. but alas
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affinelytyped · 2 days ago
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affinelytyped · 2 days ago
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How do they get the peanuts inside of the shells?
Blockchain technology
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affinelytyped · 3 days ago
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affinelytyped · 3 days ago
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self-loathing has never come naturally to me; I might observe my contemptible nature but then fail to draw the obvious emotional inference from that and remain stubbornly oblivious.
I mean don’t get me wrong, wallowing in self-pitying dramatic ballads is kind of my jam and I enjoy the power chords in Creep as much as the next loser, I just can’t help recognising that it’s all a little silly; “look at that worm who thinks it’s self-loathing!”
it is what it is! no need to be emo about it.
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affinelytyped · 4 days ago
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yknow i do a lot of complaining about when doctor who is bad, which is often. but when doctor who is good, there's nothing like it. what other show could possibly have done the mind robber, midnight, the story and the engine, the deadly assassin, the doctor dances, the horror of fang rock, the tenth planet, the happiness patrol, dalek, extremis, heaven sent? there's no other show where the form is so perfectly suited to the premise, the wild box that can take you anywhere, the potential for a radically different, wildly creative, sometimes spectacularly ill-conceived story every week
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affinelytyped · 4 days ago
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customer service is cooking my brain, man
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affinelytyped · 4 days ago
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ahaha you sly dog! you bastard! [getting a little too comfortable] you wretched fucking animal
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affinelytyped · 4 days ago
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The song of the summer is Shut Up And Dance by Walk The Moon once again for the tenth year in a row
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affinelytyped · 5 days ago
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*catches your white whale easily and by accident*
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affinelytyped · 5 days ago
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(no children, the mountain goats/US politics)
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affinelytyped · 5 days ago
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problematic time zone gap
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affinelytyped · 5 days ago
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affinelytyped · 5 days ago
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So idk if you guys know of a game called Undertale. Its by Toby Radiation Fox, the guy who does homestuck music.
Well i started playing the demo, and that part with the flower, I thought it was gonna be all cute and nice.
BOY WAS I HELL WRONG. THAT FLOWER FREAKED THE HELL OUT OF ME. IM STILL SHAKING NOW.
someone calm me down. im not even 10 seconds and this is freaky. its like OFF  but idk. sdjgklsdjg;lksdjg
imma keep playing though, hopefully it gets better
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