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I’ve decided that my 20s are actually age 25 - 35
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As , the United States, potentially heads into another forever war I can only think of this quote.
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they dont tell you this but like half of adulthood is just washing the same FUCKING pan
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today I used the phrase "breasting boobily" in casual real life conversation and everyone was shocked asking how I came up with that and I had to explain it. ive been at the devil's sacrament so long that I forgot he wasn't god
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they should invent a 2025 where good things happen
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thank you all gif makers everywhere, yes i WOULD like to live inside that half a second when my otp looked at each other forever on repeat, lovingly color-adjusted to make them even hotter than ever
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can someone please change the fucking prophecy
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very much a fan of this post so i felt compelled to make my own. print it out and give it to your coworkers or hang it in your cubicle and go "don't make me tap the sign"
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I don’t know how to explain this well…but I’m 30 years old and I feel like I’ve had to ‘sacrifice’ my entire adult life to unprecedented times, the pandemic and daily anxiety over hateful politicians and whatever rights they want to take away on any given day and I’m just so fucking tired
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how does one develop discipline in the first place. it seems like discipline requires initial discipline to develop. it's a paradox.
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does anyone else think that its crazy (remembers i’m in discourse time-out this week) how the wind blowing thru the grass is so common yet so beautiful. one of many marvelous experiences in this wonderful life
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bitch this is all you’re gonna get. this life, this face, this body. you better not ‘maybe in another universe’ your way out of everything. sit your ass down and face this. go make tea and have a picnic and read a goddamn book. kiss your loved ones, send that damn text, and hug your siblings. this is all you’re gonna get.
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saw this cute post and now I'm not going on reddit for the rest of the day. quit while you're ahead
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Blair Waldorf + my fave outfits in Gossip Girl (Season 5)
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