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ylelwo squrae

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anerican choese

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Pikaole on Instagram

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Made the worst brownies ever created just now

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Ludwigia Sedioides (Mosaic Flower)

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I, too, wish to be so buried in moss

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by sick af i mean feeling righteously cool

feeling sick af rn

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A Haunting Blend

In a surprising twist that blends the eerie charm of the past with the timeless elegance of tradition, the legendary Count Dracula has been spotted in his new penthouse in the heart of New York City. Our exclusive interview with the enigmatic vampire offers a rare glimpse into his hauntingly beautiful living space, where Gothic elements seamlessly intertwine with classic furnishings.

Upon entering Dracula's penthouse, one is immediately struck by the juxtaposition of old and new. The grandeur of the Gothic architecture is evident in the vaulted ceilings, ornate moldings, and towering windows that flood the space with natural light. Yet, alongside these historic features, traditional furnishings add a touch of timeless elegance to the interior.

During our tour of the apartment, Dracula graciously showed us around, highlighting his favorite areas and explaining his design choices. One of the most intriguing features of his new home is undoubtedly his custom-made coffin, complete with air conditioning and Wi-Fi connectivity. This innovative addition seamlessly integrates with his smart home system, allowing Dracula to rest in comfort while staying connected to the modern world.

As we ventured further into the penthouse, we were struck by the attention to detail in every room. From the opulent master bedroom with its velvet draperies and antique furniture to the state-of-the-art kitchen equipped with the latest appliances, every inch of the space reflects Dracula's impeccable taste and style.

Despite the dark and mysterious aura that surrounds him, Dracula's penthouse exudes an undeniable warmth and sophistication. It is a testament to his ability to embrace the past while celebrating tradition, creating a truly unique and captivating living space that is sure to leave a lasting impression.

As we bid farewell to the legendary vampire and his stunning penthouse, we couldn't help but marvel at the seamless blend of Gothic and traditional design. Dracula may be a creature of the night, but his new home proves that even the darkest of souls can appreciate the beauty of classic living.

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feeling sick af rn

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at a lesbian bar wearing a vampire costume: I vish to eat your puvsy *my plastic fangs slip out of my mouth and into someone’s drink* *I cry and pull the fire alarm before running out*

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Had a convo with a Midwestern gal and she is genuinely concerned for my LACK OF CONCERN for the wildfires that happen every summer up here (WA state)

and I am the one concerned about tornadoes and shes like 'no just hide underground its easy' like bro your house took off at least mine stays put when its destroyed

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Autism has long been synonymous with "struggle". If you don't struggle, if you're successful or you're just happy with life people are less likely to recognize you as autistic, except for other autistic people.

I swear, we have an autism radar. Autie-radar? Autie-dar?

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“Omg, I love these! They go up to size 6X AND they have pockets?! Wow!! But do you have anything longer?”

Sure do, no problem!!

“YES these are great!!! But what about.. longer?”

I gotcha!! Comin’ right up!

"Now that's what I'm talkin' about! But... how about if I'm feeling like it's the kinda day where I need my clothing to be bifurcated???"

Never fear, joggers are here!

*wild cheering* /scene

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everybody give it up for this brand of green. round of applause for most under appreciated green

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boop

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Seni yalnızlıkta sevmeyi seçiyorum

Çünkü yalnızlıkta sadece benimsin

Seni uzaktan sevmeyi seçiyorum

Çünkü mesafe beni acıdan korur

Seni rüzgarda öpmeyi seçiyorum

Çünkü rüzgar dudaklarımdan daha naziktir

Sana rüyalarımda sarılmayı seçiyorum

Çünkü rüyalarımda senin bir sonun yok ...

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Fueling my vengeful rage (eating healthier and drinking water)

Romanticizing my villain arc (going to therapy)