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Day 387 🦭

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as a cis guy, when presented with the "99% you get a ton of money, 1% you turn into a girl" it honestly would be dumb to not hit that button until it breaks. like ok now i have 100 bajillion dollars and gender dysphoria. big deal. i have all the money in the world to turn me back into a guy. like with that kind of money i could have obama do me a phalloplasty. he wouldnt be able to do it as he isnt a surgeon but the point still stands

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internet friends are so funny bro. here are some fuckers who know more about me than my mother. their names? well this one's no eyed joe, that one's takeout container, that one's moo, this one's named after several hit video game characters, that one is soup and so is that other one, here are a couple named after several thousand year old stories. that one's scammer. that one's volcano residue and here's fungus and rodent and there's podcast character and we can't forget the birds. this one says he's not named after a supernatural character but there's no evidence to support that. here's vegetables and arson. i love them all very dearly. oh yeah and they're all queer

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in order to stay lore accurate we should all start yumeshipping with wd gaster

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i swear no videogame before has ever been able to evoke such staggering parasocial attachment in me as doctor w.d. gaster in deltarune. i used to think he should stay a mystery. every single line we've got from him since then has made me obsessed with him to a pathological degree. i need to find him. i need to reach him. "MY DELTARUNE" he says with the reverence of a man watching a chick hatch from the egg cradled between his hands. i feel like i could reach through my computer screen and hold it with him.

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go my tennas. eat my gifs

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i can't get over this stupid fucking animation. i love how comically high the framerate is compared to all of his other animations. blud looks like he's boutta roundhouse kick silver the hedgehog

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dude

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Happy let Papyrus say fuck day!

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just an old man and his pet cat

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folk creating long-time Gaster fanworks, hold my hand and repeat after me:

if canon ends up contradicting my work, it does not make my work any less valuable, fun or valid

i do not need to bend my work to fit the new canon, even if I tried to be canon-compliant to this point

i do not need to abandon my work. it can be wonderful and amazing even if it ends up being an AU

i can finish my story/work how I wanted it to go without feeling guilty, and I can still enjoy the new canon in its fullest, and these two don't contradict each other

and most importantly,

anyone who tries to make me feel bad about my work after the release of ch3+4 based of how 'canon' it is shall be FLUNG INTO THE SUN