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good morning

so silly lil soup was sitting in her silly lil geography class last year learning about the river management strategies of the mississippi river

hard engineering, soft engineering

y'know?

and so current day soup was thinkin about this with her silly little wttt brain

and wondering

How would the river management of the Mississippi river affect the state of Mississippi? My babygirl blorbo.

I think the hard engineering strategies used would have a significant affect on him, my good friend @not-the-apple-pie-please had the brilliant idea the river is basically his Spine- his backbone, what he's built from

"A naturally winding river would act as a normal spine, but keeping it from charting its course feels like it would screw with the bones, so maybe the river could be some kind of scolisos" - pie

Ily pie

His spine aches almost constantly, since the river control is designed so it Doesn't Bend Or Move Or Flood, his spine gets mad at him if he dares to move the wrong way some days. ~rigid~

The river was straightened out using explosives so it wouldn't meander/gets rid of meanders, so perhaps that removed some of his flexibility. It bothers him a lot, it hinders his ballet ability.

Mans spends a lot of time with massage therapists. Sometimes Florida gives him massages for free, but not often. Sips doesn't know where his hands have been.

Anyway

Soup would love y'all's thoughts on this

ily all<3

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I learned body types now

I have a couple states planned out that I wanna draw with these but send me some and I’ll draw them!!!

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My boys B)

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screeches it's Appearance Headcanons Time

because I am Feral

in the words of my beloved pie, "you can pry alabama having cystic acne from my cold dead hands"

arkansas is absolutely covered in freckles, they're all over his face, shoulders, arms, back, legs, everywhere. it's so cute.

texas with a star shaped beauty mark on his cheek<3

gives your louis a crooked nose that florida likes pressing lil kissies to because boys with crooked noses are just so <3<3<3

HOOKED NOSE NEVADA. GIVE HIM TO ME.

slit eyebrow nevada because yes he deserves it

giggling. tennessee with a beauty mark just above the corner of his lip. look at him. he deserves it. kentucky likes to give it many many many kisses. alongside the rest of tenns face.

makes your midwest chubby. except ohio and south dakota. they can be scrawny.

minnesota has THE most luxurious long beard ever. he makes vikings so proud. he braids his beard sometimes and looks incredible.

colorado with heterochromia when. one blue eye and one brown eye. one of his huskies has matching eyes<3

utah with a celestial nose where the tip points up at the sky and ilithiya finds it adorable your honour

utah with hazel eyes your honour

louis with super long super thick dark hair your honour. it's so fluffy. so thick. thicker than him, and he's hella thiccc. yeah bitch thiccc with three c's.

y'all can't tell me louis doesn't have luxurious eyelashes. look at him. he's so pretty.

bites you. makes your georgia a redhead. bites you again. gives him freckles all over his body. bites you again. makes him chunky, big thighs, love handles, potbelly, look at him he's so pretty. bites you even more. gives him stretch marks too because underrated adorable feature. bites you one last time. gives him broad shoulders. that was a trick, bites you for the real last time. hes got such pretty and long eyelashes, soups jealous of his eyelash game. i could talk about georgia all day. i probably will. I love him. also he's caked the fuck up.

hands you georgia with smile lines.

he looks so warm 🥹

snatches montana with constellation shaped freckles up and noms on him

lemme just say what we all know.

louis has massive titties.

anyway.

gently hands you two toned lips sippi. idk i saw a girl with this and she was gorgeous so. yes.

finally,

new jersey who is covered in symbolic flower tattoos. they represent the people in his life that he loves. like his nonna. he loves his nonna and the flower sleeve tattoo of all the flowers in her garden. nonna<3

scream for more juice my beloveds if you enjoy

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sadly, my silly little rats, the bottle of juice is empty

i have heard your screams and i delight in giving you your juice

but I have no more ):

the silly little guys list has been completed

sobs what do I do now

tell me, my beloveds, what you scream for now. I will give you your juice.

vermont: gay. allegedly has maple syrup instead of water in his water bottle. does not know what social media is. hugs trees. rich as FUCK. probably lives in a mansion. wears a tie.

virginia: NERD. NERD. NERD. hopeless romantic. pretends to read textbooks but hides his sappy romance novels inside them. wanted to be a lawyer until florida quizzed him on how to get out of jail. tries to get mass to hold hands with him. fails. gets laughed at by his little brother west. the epitome of uhm ACHKtually. on student council. thinks that makes him on par with the principal. it does not. hangs flyers up around the school trying to get people to sign up for his debate club.

washington: carries a medical bag with him. he needs it. computer nerd. cant do gym because the asthma is not a vibe so he sits on the side and bullies his friends. may or may not get a dodgeball thrown at his head. somehow he's always wet. probably because he likes walking through the rain like a weirdo. constantly texting oregon under the table. shows up an hour late with his locally brewed organic coffee (its starbucks he put in another cup). likes to think of himself as a y/n from an X reader fic on wattpad. stares out the window like he's in a sad music video. emo. grunge. in a phase.

west virginia: strange fascination with birds. used to smuggle babydog into school when she was a puppy. hes very sweet. oddly dusty. not very good at putting his thoughts down on paper in a way that makes sense to other people but he's real good at hands on work. he slays woodworking. eats at least 2 pepperoni rolls per class. oddly happy.

wisconsin: shows up very rarely. sleeps most of the day. allegedly ate a block of cheese for lunch. its weird because he spread the rumour. its not a rumour. its a fact. and it was delicious. frequently crashes his car in the parking lot. dresses like a dad. wears socks, sandals, shorts, and a coat. what the fuck man.

wyoming: people just tell him things. dude knows all the gossip. he doesn't care about any of it but he knows. does gay things on mountains. acts a lot older than he is. feminist. very good at creative writing. plays dnd with south dakota and montana. probably being gay with them too. nobody notices hes in class most days. how strange. he has perfect attendance.

may I request some ideas from y'all about what y'all wanna see next<3 keep SCREAMING my beloveds

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sorry my beloveds i was doing my homework smh those poetry essays do not be slaying

BUT

i got yall some juice<3

pennsylvania: eats sleeps and breathes football. reluctantly protects his idiot little brother gov. total history nerd. always has snacks. acts like his car radio isn't blasting all too well on his way too school. total swiftie. gov is paid to not tell anyone. watches the chocolate guy on tiktok religiously.

rhode island: frequently gets mistaken for a lost third grader. his friends put a booster seat in his car. claims hes not gay. liar. weirdly dramatic. gossip king. he knows everyone and everything. can be bribed. bites. still gets put on the child leash sometimes.

south carolina: brought a grill to school several times and set off the fire alarm making brisket. nobody knows how he got a whole grill in. pretends he's not related to north but will beat up people for his liddol brother. football player. acts like he's straight. somehow always plays his best when alabama is cheering for him. peculiar.

south dakota: sad. is the problem child. suspended most days. failing a lot of classes. passion for history and geography, but not school geography. mixed in with the bad kids. does sketchy shit in the school bathroom. this man cannot count. smells like blue raspberry and axe body spray in potentially lethal amounts. shower? who? not him.

tennessee: annoying guitar guy at parties. wears white cowboy boots everywhere he goes. band kid. listens to 9 to 5 religiously every morning as he drives to school. his water bottle is definitely not filled with water. got kicked out of religious studies for claiming dolly parton is god and writing a research paper about why he is correct. may or may not have a mullet. carries a guitar on his back everywhere. what do you mean he needs a backpack. music is life man, if dolly dont say it, he dont need it. fuck you calculus.

texas: wears a cowboy hat and boots every day. loud as fuck. pretends he isn't a nerd. dude is a math genius, he loves it, but he doesnt wanna look soft. how dare tough men be smart. big on the football team. dramatic enough to be a theatre kid. too in denial to actually do it. protects his liddol brother austin from anyone who looks at him wrong. has nightmares about cali and austin being friends.

utah: actually goes to bible study. wears a dress shirt, slacks, and a tie to school. nerd. actually has a girlfriend that goes to another school, the girls school across town that idc and hawai'i go to. utah is giving tryhard vibes. total teachers pet. snitch. ridiculously polite. gets very stressed about trivial things.

S C R E A M in solidarity with soup because these poetry essays got me screaming too

tomorrow is yalls last cup of juice ): what should i do next for yall <3

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Dawgg the drunk cheese boy is tuckered out 😪 someone get him

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I HEAR YOUR SCREAMS MY BELOVEDS

mwah. kisses your forehead. slow blinks. ily.

have some juice<3

nebraska: sweetheart. hes so cute. everyone loves him. himbo to the max. nobody really remembers he exists but hes happy to be there. has a dried corn cob in his pocket. why? idk. the epitome of he's confused but he's got the spirit. drinks an unhealthy amount of koolaid.

nevada: cheer team. wears full makeup to school every day. how does he have time for that. literally flawless. cant count to 10 though. nobody knows how he can hold a pen with his long goddamn acrylics. uses shakira songs as motivational quotes. says a weird amount of words with ussy endings. nevs alarm is him singing about damn time but its just aesthetically yelling ITS ABOUT DAMN TIME TO GET THE FUCK UP. outfit is literally perfect every day. uses ridiculous amounts of hairspray. lush FIEND. uses an obnoxious amount of gel pens. failing math but his notes are almost as cute as him.

new hampshire: gay. pretends hes civilised and a functional member of society. actually unhinged. rich as fuck parents. reads textbooks for fun. has a fancy looking dog. dresses like an old money equestrian. probably plays polo. what a loser.

new jersey: greasy. part of the garden club. pretends he isn't. refuses to admit he likes flowers. a total fucking nerd even if he pretends he hates school. straight a's. gym bro vibes. smokes in the bathroom and sets off the fire alarm way too much. probably listens to andrew tate. uses an entire can of axe body spray every morning. its like tear gas as he walks down the hallway. contributes to 47% of greenhouse gas emissions.

new mexico: dude has a whole feast in his lunchbox. he shares with everyone except colorado. will fight people. very scrappy. we love him. fucks up all these other bitches in spanish class. likes acting as a wizard at any opportunity he can. he strikes me as a band kid. owns 14 pet chihuahuas and he loves them dearly.

new york: pretends he ain't a theatre kid. everyone knows he is. also has rich as fuck parents. hes giving wears designer clothes that look exactly like regular ones. he bursts into song when he's alone in his bedroom. its giving 2008 taylor swift vibes. wishes he owned a cape. tries to hit new jersey with his car. has a rattail.

north carolina: country boy my beloved. football is love football is life. has a secret love of pirates. can often be found rambling to random people, despite this he is horribly socially anxious and is rambling because he cannot make small talk. very friendly, nice guy, often shows new people around. he's trying to work on his social anxiety. brought an opossum to school in his bag once. south carolina acts like hes 12. southie thinks it's funny to tell him he has school on days off. north falls for it most times.

north dakota: hockey player. nerd. wears glasses. constantly dressed for cold weather. carries around his books like he's the main character. does a lot better in school than south dakota. quieter. nice guy though. pushes up his glasses a lot in that nerdy way. pretends he and south aren't related. despite the fact they are almost identical twins.

ohio: unfunny class clown. his jokes are oddly specific and mildly disturbing. the ultimate band kid. he plays everything. can often be found standing eerily at the end of dim hallways. does not know what homework is. blinks too much.

oklahoma: wears cowboy boots everywhere. claims he's not a cowboy. also pretends he's not a theatre kid. can't fuckin drive for shit. got banned from running track because he kept getting disqualified for running before the starting signal. smh oklahoma.

oregon: there are no books in his backpack. just monster cans. hasn't slept a day in his life since he started highschool. he does those tiktok interview thingies with random people. most are classmates. hes a tryhard. gay as fuck. drinks a Terrifying amount of caffeine.

keep SCREAMing, my feral little rats. ily all. we're almost done. idk what to do when I finish this.

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dear my fellow feral little rats

I hear your screams and I am kissing your foreheads

mwah

have some juice

kansas: he seems like he'd run track. dresses like a minion and doesn't realise. theatre kid to the max. owns at least 2 swords. posts aesthetic motivational quotes on instagram. ate flowers as a child.

kentucky: horse kid. wears riding boots everywhere. tennessee makes very gay jokes about the boots. kenny doesnt get it. teachers pet. pretends he doesnt smoke behind the school. probably rides a horse to school. yeehaw.

louisiana: has had a whole crawfish boil in the middle of the cafeteria before. way too happy to be at school. jazz all day every day. high as fuck. beautiful singing voice. would be a theatre kid if he and florida werent banned from drama class after The Poptart Incident.

maine: simple guy. likes routine. eats the same lunch every day. doesnt talk much. honestly just wants to graduate and go home. lives in a lighthouse. actually pretty cool.

maryland: rich as FUCK. owns a horse. lives in a mansion. plays chess. jousts. hes giving theatre kid AND cheerleader. mostly because his boyfriend nat'l guard is some sports dude and mary is supportive. straight a's. nerd. uses copious amounts of gel pens for his notes. lacrosse king.

massachusetts: tech nerd. cryptbro. claimed to be a hacker in middle school. wants to go to hahvahd and will do anything to get there. anything. he seems like he doesnt shower. on the baseball team. collects baseball cards. uses fancy pens. probably has a bullet journal and in denial about it.

michigan: car guy. works at his dads mechanic shop. fights ohio at least once a week. wears shorts and a puffy jacket regardless of the weather. plays a ridiculous amount of hockey.

minnesota: brings in food every friday for his classes. way too happy. ice skater. literally so sweet everyone loves him. cali wishes he was this popular. teachers pet but its okay he deserves it. prepared for everything. his backpack is a bottomless pit of everything youve ever needed. bandaids? yep. test answers? ope for sure. the answers to the universe? and a hotdish to go with it!

mississippi: jock. football player. secretly a ballet dancer but would rather die than tell anyone. wants to be a florist. family doesn't have much money so his friends help him out a lot. doesnt have the best grades but mans tries. he tries so hard. walks to school because he can't drive for shit. the truck is duct taped together. dances on dead pointe shoes because those fuckers are expensive.

missouri: detests kansas. also kisses him. likes making dioramas. just a teeny tiny bit depressed. doesnt learn very well from lectures but thrives in hands-on classes. show him! doodles constantly on his work.

montana: tall. hockey player and built like it. really enthusiastic about rocks. will give people he likes rocks and shiny things. magpie. sleeps in class a lot. doesnt like talking. will death glare people accidentally. unreadable handwriting.

remember to SCREAM for more juice my beloveds

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soup did a highschool au

pspspsps

i hate myself too dw

alabama: too skinny for football. became a cheerleader instead. super gay. in denial. dominates home economics class. brings everyone cupcakes on his birthday and has done so since he was a kid.

alaska: hates it here. sleeps through all his classes. has cute dogs tho.

arizona: chugs energy drinks like its water. was that kid who used to flirt by being the fastest kid in the class. probably cant do math. winks badly.

arkansas: tired. nerd jock. also gay. pretends he doesnt write poetry. probably pretended he was a wolf as a child. in denial about this. angsty.

california: saunters in 30m late with his starbucks. popular but really unlikeable. pretends his straight a's are easy when hes up until 4am studying. theatre kid. believes he cannot be anything but the best and will do anything to achieve that because if he cant then hes a failure. was probably a pageant child.

colorado: high as fuck. everyone likes him. probably doesnt shower tho. he has the vibes for it. has never done a homework in his life. has a whole feast of snacks in his backpack.

connecticut: shows up in a suit for the first day of every year. 'um aHCKtually' kid. does that 'hmph' thing whenever hes faced with someone inferior to him. shiny ass shoes. dresses like andy bernard from the office.

delaware: crypto bro. nobody cares. shows up an hour early. cries when hes not top of the class. ate crayons as a child and in denial. also has shiny ass shoes.

florida: cannot drive. does it anyway. also high as fuck. physically cannot sit still. was held back in third grade. does not care. refuses to abide by any of the rules. likes holding hands with louis under the desk.

georgia: late. every day. physically cannot show up on time. sleeps through most of his classes. on the football team. however he never participates in gym class. he is too tired. does not know what homework is. brings his own lunch to school and that shit is goddamn gourmet.

hawai'i: does not go to this school. certified baddie. lesbian queen. we love her.

idaho: used to have a potato for a best friend when he was a kid. can be persuaded to smuggle baby goats into school. passionate about agriculture. will bust out the facts on best conditions to grow produce in. has a deer head on his bedroom wall.

illinois: wears a hoodie every day of his life. will fight NY at every opportunity. orders pizza from his parents pizza place every day. pretends hes not a mamas boy. idk he just has the vibes. strange passion for presidential history.

indiana: still sleeps in a racecar bed. has a pet cow. likes doing donuts in the parking lot. has accidentally hit many peoples cars whilst doing this. weirdly happy. fixes his car up himself. sometimes not very well. plays basketball like its a religion.

iowa: quiet. freezes up when called on. very shy. most people forget hes there. wants to go to culinary school. hes trying his best. so very scared. smuggled an emotional support piglet into class.

scream if yall want some more juice

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dino nerds utah and ilithiya when

shes a paleontologist, hes a househusband, she rambles to him about her day with the dinos and he rambles back about how cool that is

there's two dinos holding hands engraved on the inside of their wedding rings. because theyre sappy. and its cute.

they cry over jurassic park.

their cute nicknames for each other are very often dinosaur themed

"good morning my beloved thagomizer" "good morning too my darling pterodactyl"

their kiddos have subtle dinosaur inspired middle names Like Rex or Stephanie (Steph. PachySTEPHalosaurus)

of course it's spelled rexx and stefaneigh but yknow

utah makes his beautiful wife breakfast in bed with the food arranged to look like the extinction. its very romantic.

utah cuts his kids sandwiches into dinosaur shapes.

ilithiya wears dinosaur earrings every day. its a vibe. utah thinks theyre very cute.

utah and ilithiya have pictures of them dressed up in those inflatable t-rex costumes for their wedding anniversary.

your honour they are in love and i love them

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May we get some North Dakota fanart please?/nf

Ye :) urhhh idk I kinda liked the look ND already got so I didn’t pizzazz him much; but I wanted to try some coloring

I wasn’t sure which coloring I liked better

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OMG you guys. It’s been so long since I posted anything. 

Anyway, I’m back on my bullshit with some cute Chaos Duo sketchin. <3 

*California voice* It’s still Florida’s birthday here and this is clearly the only time zone that matters so HAPPY BIRTHDAY FLORIDA!

He brings a brand new meaning to the phrase “March Madness.”

Drop in the comments what u think Loui got him. ;) 

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ch-ch-chonky colorado

boy is athletic. he climb the mountains. but he got the munchies. he have the squish. cute chubby cheeks for grandmas to pinch.

Y E S

Man does so many sports but he is still a very big c h o n k

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I love chonky state headcanons so much

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Everyone say hi to Massivehugetits

@uriahcantdraw go after them this is their fault

RIP to the one formerly known as "Massachusetts" I am only aware of this babe