kim, the internet's primary consumer of blonde vampires since 1992. did i make a secret blog for my descent back into fanfic? yeah ok maybe. ♡ likes/follows will come from again-pls ♡ again_please on AO3
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the most depraved fujoshi in the world doesn’t wear yaoi pins or go to conventions she looks like the personification of the Sears catalogue and trains people to use payment software as part of onboarding for her midsize tech company
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its always like be careful this song might become a memory. this cologne might become a memory. this brand of beer might become a memory. i time travel all the time
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when you save alarms for specific things but then you just keep reusing them. like sure wake me up at the chocolate milk alarm, what do i care
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(face down in the road) maybe buying clothes will fix me
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Sure, boss, I’d still be ya henchman if you was a woim
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oh nice final chapter you're editing thee. be a shame if the lette stopped woking popely, wouldn't it? vey fustating
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KID GLOVES - CHAPTER 16/21
understanding.
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midnight call ch 5 preview. because i love mean women.
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height check. how tall are you people in my phone
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Participating in a sweet prompt: Wrapping Batstarion with anything you want 🦇
A cloak for a Vampire Bat Lord
on twtr: https://x.com/skeptical_lynx/status/1936044680786911441?s=46&t=EuBiJuFrpmM7JiLiuDbaCA
on bsky: https://bsky.app/profile/skeptical-lynx.bsky.social/post/3ls23p7kn4s2o
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I like that photo collection of Neve because the one in the low cut dress with Astarion just makes me think of Astarion going ‘how could the rest of the party even know something is going on between us?’
And then meanwhile is starring directly at her boobs.
he's literally Not Subtle
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been kind of sitting on my hands until some of my mods update since the latest patch bc I'm afraid to destroy my save file, so have some of my fave neveshots I've been obsessively looking at while I wait lmao
feat. circlets that give your outfit a little instant aes sedai drip and the "i'm totally a sexy evil cultist now let me into this tower" disguise dress
edited to add:
mods used here!
face: New Character Creation Presets WIP by Toarie
hair: Shibariwaluigi's NPC Hair Edits
outfit: Druu's Clothes and Armours with dye from TC Dyes
#we've got some new folks round these parts and it's been a minute since i did some#self-indulgent neveposting#oc: neve
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shout out to all the writers who write porn while they’re depressed. we’re all gotta be depressed and horny
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Hello! I have been absolutely DEVOURING DWMD this week and I felt compelled, no, OBLIGATED, to sing your praises. You’re a wizard with words my dear, you have such incredible talent. Like not even kidding, as a child of the peak tumblr era, I’ve read an LOT of so-called fanfic and this is ~easily~ one of the best. And not to mention your notes at the end always give me a giggle. I’ve hundreds of hours in BG3 at this point but reading your work feels like reconnecting with old friends and falling in love with new ones, all over again. The way your write Star is so honest, yet soft and true to who (I believe in my delusional mind) he truly is at his hollow, mushy gushy sweet boy core. Please never stop sharing your gift with us hungry greedy souls<3 xo xo xo! Gonna go spend 12 hours in character creation making my head cannon of Neve now BYE
thank you so much!! it'll be slow going but i assure you i'm pretty much going to writing this thang until they throw me in the nursing home. and remember to bring a snack, time passes differently in the character creator.
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