agarbagebagofhumanteeth
agarbagebagofhumanteeth
A Garbage Bag of Human Teeth
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agarbagebagofhumanteeth · 5 days ago
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the thing you have to remember about spiders is:
that is an animals
it is very small
so you have to be nice to it. okay? :<
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agarbagebagofhumanteeth · 5 days ago
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My friend sometimes brings her six-year-old to our DnD sessions and my husband (the DM) lets her roll for all enemy attacks and sometimes he will show her a few figures and let her secretly pick what creature we meet next. Who needs encounter tables when you have a first-grader around
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agarbagebagofhumanteeth · 5 days ago
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That being said the MOST Eighth bird image is, of course, this one
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agarbagebagofhumanteeth · 7 days ago
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Two Women Teaching a Child to walk by Rembrandt.
Circa 1640, sketch
British Museum, London
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agarbagebagofhumanteeth · 7 days ago
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i had a dream i went to nintendo and they revealed to me that all this time the real pokemon designer was this Russian guy named Vladimir Pokemondesigner and i asked him why he named jigglypuff that and he said “is puff. is jiggly. are you a jokester?” and crushed my head like an empty soda can
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agarbagebagofhumanteeth · 8 days ago
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Panopticon
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agarbagebagofhumanteeth · 8 days ago
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hooooly fucking shit I founds the most shark plush ever
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agarbagebagofhumanteeth · 8 days ago
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The problem with having a child with an attorney that has spoken to the child like an adult since birth is that she's 4 years old and she's negotiating the order in which we're going to complete tasks as a family to best suit her idea of an ideal day.
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agarbagebagofhumanteeth · 8 days ago
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agarbagebagofhumanteeth · 8 days ago
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agarbagebagofhumanteeth · 8 days ago
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why is ds9 tumblr so dead lately. can we start a Discourse
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agarbagebagofhumanteeth · 8 days ago
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agarbagebagofhumanteeth · 8 days ago
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polystyrene (n): a synthetic polymer made from monomers of the aromatic hydrocarbon styrene. Pronunciation (EN-US)
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agarbagebagofhumanteeth · 13 days ago
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i just rescued a pill bug they’re gonna reward me with a million pill bucks i’m gonna be a fucking pillionaire
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agarbagebagofhumanteeth · 14 days ago
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just because i like something doesnt mean its good
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agarbagebagofhumanteeth · 14 days ago
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Only he can get us through these tough times
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agarbagebagofhumanteeth · 14 days ago
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can you guys make my sisters rabbit famous. ok thank you
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