Monk: "Oh! Since we're in Wheloon, Cleric, did you want your horse back?"
Cleric: "I don't have a horse."
Monk: "Well, you do...I've just been holding onto him for you here."
Cleric: "Monk, I don't have a horse."
Monk: "Remember two years ago when we left Baldur's Gate and accidentally went through a fae portal on our way to Amn? After all the horses failed their sanity checks, the horse all ran off the cliff, but we saved yours! I've had him stabled here."
DM: "Monk hasn't been spending her share of the treasure on armor or weapons, so she's been using it to rebuild Wheloon and take care of the party’s owned property."
Sorcerer: "We own property?!"
Monk: "We own a house in Highmoon, half of Wheloon, a pirate ship, and Cleric's horse...I've been calling him Cleric Jr."
One of the best compliments I receive is when my DnD group forgets that I’m playing both characters in an exchange.
We’ve been playing with the same DM for years and have legacy characters that pop in sometimes but also in our last campaign I took over a really pivotal NPC in order to romance my wife harder. So I end up having a lot of talking to myself scenes because characters need to resolve their differences or bond.
I initially worried about having conversations with myself but my party is always excited about it and routinely forget that I’m both people. They view my characters as discrete entities and I think that just about the highest praise imaginable.
Today when discussing a book scene my beloved said, “I’m excited to put in Nastya yelling at Orion, we didn’t get that in game.” In game the party watched Nastya chewing out Orion and I described body language because the content of the argument was secret and because their accents are hard to switch between.
“Yeah, I didn’t have the fortitude for that one.”
My wife paused before going, “Oh yeahhhh, both of them are you. I forgot.”
Lord Astarion in his castle ✍️ One more study before starting the final render of my Baldur’s Gate Dark Fantasy artwork I sketched some time ago, with Astarion the new OCs 🖤
tiktok cr fandom pisses me off because i saw a post saying that Vax being afraid of the future and rejecting Keyleth was 'misrepresenting Vaxleth' when their relationship is fucking WRITTEN BY VAXLETH. IT'S LITERALLY IMPOSSIBLE FOR THEM TO MISREPRESENT THEIR OWN SHIP WITH THEIR OWN CHARACTERS.
A dragon has landed at the caravan my players are guarding in the middle of the night. Players are low level so everyone, including NPCs, are hiding under the wagons till it leaves.
Warlock Tiefling player is tired as hell and says, “Dragon aren’t real.”
Dragonborn Paladin, turns to stare at Warlock.
Everyone under the wagons, turn to stare at Warlock.
Dude hiding in barrel, pops open barrel lid slightly to stare at Warlock.
This way to the skeleton war (George Barr, from AD&D adventure "The Glass House" by Wolfgang Baur, Dungeon 15, TSR, Jan/Feb 1989) Eli the Revenant, former ranger, needs your help with a frost giant that murdered him and moved into his home.