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Can Magnus be my dad

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Currently on chapter 9 of Gideon The Ninth

If Double Bones with Doctor Skelebone is NOT an actual thing in this world will be thoroughly disappointed

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my first favorite hobby is yapping. second is being extremely quiet and not talking ever at all ever.

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So I just finished watching D&Dork's Power Play and I need to put something out into the world. Unfiltered spoilers below

I NEED Tom and Taylor to get together in Agents of H.A.D.E.S. 3. Throughout the entirety of Power Play I didn't care at all about Taylor and Nicole because I was too busy shipping Taylor and Tom.

Light and Dark, both heroes, both saved by destiny, both destined to be snuffed out. Saviors of each other in their final moments, ending themselves to save the city.

Not only that, but it was mentioned at the very start of the show that Taylor was just taking every opportunity to be around Nicole just "like guys with a crush do". THEN, later, it was mentioned that Tom was spending like every group meeting and team-up just being near Taylor for no real specified reason

I am convinced that at the very least Tom has a crush on Taylor and I need my doomed gay romance NOW

ps. Taylor's death scene made me cry, screw you Naethan for being so good at describing that

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We need to normalize calling adults goofballs. Why is that not a normal thing

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I want a Doom-style game but for other realms.

Send a dude with a shotgun into the feywild to genocide some pixies

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"I don't wanna die alone" but in a "if I'm going, I'm taking you with me" kinda way

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I'm in love with pouting Edgy, he's so sad he can't destroy the world yet <3

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feminism never taught me to hate men but it did help me realize that i shouldn’t prioritize them over women & it turns out that alot of men consider that to be hatred lmao.

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fuck it homebrew boop button. reblog this post to boop the person you reblogged from.

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Whoever decided that arcsine and 1/sin will have the same notation

I will find you, and I will end you

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bro has no reason to be posing like that

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Please reblog if you think that “they/them/theirs” is a valid set of pronouns.

this post must be reblogged by everyone

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ITS MARCH YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS

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playing a ttrpg is like being in a very exclusive fandom of, like, six people

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lost records tape 1 has everything:

sapphics remembering a promise

relaxing summer vibes

gay rage

dark rituals

cat

kat

creepy woods

filming girls kissing

a hole

stick bug

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this is fred, the dot.

fred wants to grow into a beautiful tree, but sadly has no branches

reblog to give fred a branch

i will post fred status updates as he grows