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Okay, but like... I haven't seen anyone else talk about it, but I NEED to talk about this, so excuse my ranting!

Hunter and Philip's reunion was horrible and terrifying and I hated it, but also LOVED it. For one thing, we finally got a Wittebro name reveal and confirmation that Flapjack was his palisman!!

But the thing I really want to talk about right now is Hunter.

As Philip makes one last ditch attempt to gain control over Hunter again, the poor kid is terrified.

Then, after the Collector Splats(tm) Philip, he is completely mortified over what he just saw. Because while it is true that Philip has done nothing but abuse and manipulate Hunter all his life, he was still the one that raised him. He was still the one that Hunter loved, praised, and believed in for all those years. He was still family, in some sick, twisted way.

And then, when all the kids are running toward the Portal, Hunter is the only one to hesitate. Because making it to the Portal means stepping over what (he believes to be) Philip's deceased remains. After everything that Philip has done to him, the other Golden Guards, and even his own brother--the one Hunter was made after-- he can't bring himself to disrespect Philip's remains in such a way.

It's only after Gus and Willow stop and urge him on does he begin to move again.

And even still, he has his eyes tightly shut, as if refusing to look down.

I don't really have the words to describe how this all makes me feel, but damn... It just really speaks volumes about how much of a better person Hunter--and by extension Caleb-- is than Philip. How much kinder, considerate, and caring they both are. It honestly breaks my heart.

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I want Hunter to intuitively know things in human culture and not know why. I want Hunter to know nothing about humanity and to mess up every possible time. I want to watch Hunter try and cross a road and almost get run over by a car. I want Hunter to try and pay for something as a gift and to try to give the cashier snails and not realize there is anything potentially wrong with that. I want Hunter existing in the human realm to feel so foreign to him but also to feel at home.

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Owl house Fandom for the majority of Season 2B: Free the Collector! Free our boy!

Kings Tide: *happens*

Owl House Fandom: WE CHANGED OUR MINDS! PUT HIM BACK! PUT HIM THE FUCK BACK!!

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So now, after the finale, Luz, Gus, Willow, Hunter and Amity don't have a real portal.

But it might not be necessary, remembering this conversation

So y'all can remember that Titan's blood can create accidental portals (leaks), and that allows a bunch of human stuff to end up in the Demon Realm. Maybe even humans, although they're more rare.

Now assuming Philip or Caleb created the actual portal (I'm sure it was Caleb) after they got to the Boiling Isles-- the most likely thing that happened is that the both of them found a leak that took them there, and then they were unable to find it again, and then Caleb befriended witches and Philip took it personal and all that, you already know how it goes.

So, chances are that Luz and the others, even if they don't have an actual portal, are going to use a leak to get back to the Demon Realm. They just have to find it.

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I---Cant believe she was right all along

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Luz: Witch hunters aren't even a thing anymore and no one will take you seriously!

Belos: *no reaction*

Luz: Your outfit fucking sucks

Belos: *goes apeshit*

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So I may have kind of adopted a stray streetcat (I feed him and he doesn't scratch me much but he won't come inside) and he tends to get LOUD when food's late, so when he started yowling I thought he was just being difficult so I yelled at him 'BRUCE CUT THAT OUT!' and accidentally startled Batman? Turns out my cat was objecting to big and spooky using his alleyway and was trying to scare him off. Thanks Bruce #onlyingotham

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I might be on my way to becoming a vigilante?

So, I go to a support group in Gotham, that Red Hood has recently started attending as well. About three weeks ago, I was heading home from one of the meetings and took a detour through Crime Alley when some idiot tried to mug me. I grabbed the hardback collection of Shakespeare that I was reading and hit him over the head purely out of habit. Red Hood dropped down out of nowhere, ready to fight, to find my 5'0 self standing over the mugger’s unconscious body with a giant book in my hands. He complimented my technique, and asked what I was reading. I showed him, and he proceeded to compliment my choice in literature, then offered to walk me home. We set up a meet-up (not a date, he’s with Arsenal and I’m really only into girls), where we just kinda sat at a coffee shop and discussed Shakespeare, modern theatre, our favorite novels- it was fun!

The next week we met up again, at an ice-cream place this time, and lo-and-behold, Mr. Freeze showed up to rob the place. He crashed directly through the window I was sitting in front of, and I was pissed for him ruining my only real semblance of normality, so I stood up, glass imbedded in my skin, and just started shouting. I accidentally reverted back to Russian, then just kinda huffed and looked at RH, who seemed to be almost impressed? Then he shot Freeze, which prompted Nightwing to come in, thank me for at least kinda keeping Hood out of trouble, pay our bill, scold Red Hood, and then leave.

Last week was the best one yet, because the tiny angry Robin showed up, for all intents and purposes to crash our meetup, and he tried to tackle me. Thanks to my uncle being really into fighting techniques and studying different vigilantes, as well as me actually listening to his rants, I managed to almost beat him? RH was laughing hysterically at this, which I can’t entirely blame him for, but afterwards Robin just kind stood there, arms crossed, deemed me “Suitable” and left. Hood asked me how I knew about this, I explained, he seemed impressed and told me that if I “ever wanted some more training” he could hook me up with someone.

Tomorrow’s my next book-discussion with him, I’m bringing my switchblade just in case, but let’s see how this goes. #onlyingotham, I guess.

UPDATE: Bozhe moi, Batman met us there, asked several questions about my family and home life (still technically a minor), nodded solemnly, and left. I might end up becoming a vigilante???

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#onlyingotham can you convince your brothers that Batman doesnt let Santa into Gotham and makes the Gotham deliveries himself, we're planning to make Bat Signal cookies to leave out for him this year

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It's 3:23 a.m. and I'm still awake eating dry cereal out of the box and binge watching Netflix. I heard a crash on the roof and went to go investigate (thinking that the cat had escaped the apartment again). I came face to face with none other than Nightwing himself sitting on the building rail. He turned around and saw me standing there with my fuzzy blanket wrapped around me and a box of cereal under my arm and nearly fell off the building in surpise. After apologizing profusely for scaring him, and sat down and asked if he was alright. His reply was: "I'm fine." in a very unconvincing tone. My 3 a.m. brain decided "what the heck" and offered him my box of stale cereal. I think he started to cry??? He thanked me, then took the cereal and left. What am I supposed to do now.

Update: It is now 10 in the morning, and I awoke to a case full of cereal on my doorstep with a note saying:

Thanks for the support... and the cereal. Actually get some sleep tonight, ok? -N.W.

#OnlyInGotham does Nightwing start checking in on you because your sleepdrunk self offered him a box of stale cereal.

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#onlyingotham do we have arguments abt whether dick grayson or nightwing have a better ass. #personallyithinkitsnightwing #idkthomaybewejusthaventgottenagoodenoughlookatgraysonsbutt

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#onlyingotham I looked out my window at three in the bloody morning and Red Hood was beating up some dudes while singing "And everybody was kung-fu fighting."

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75% of the population of Gotham, gesturing to various Rogues: sir thats my emotional support supervillain

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Just saw Superman hovering at the window of the penthouse office of the Wayne building. He tapped on the glass, only for Bruce Wayne to walk over to the window and promptly close the curtains in a huff. #onlyingotham #aretheyexesorsomething #therewasalotoftension

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To everyone who spent months vigorously claiming the Batman is ‘just an ally’ I bet you feel real stupid now that he’s dating Bruce Wayne huh? #onlyingotham

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So as a lot of my followers know, last night I had another rough episode and was up on the roof of my building. A couple of bats came by and I managed to convince them I was fine, just getting air, but when I told Red Hood I was okay he just pauses and says "Y'know, you think you can make peace with it if you have to, but dying is a lot more unpleasant then you can manage to imagine". So I'm in the hospital now but like, WHAT the FUCK happened to my boy Red Hood? Someone help him please