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This is soul-destroying and shameful, tbh. wlw representation is being stripped away ship by ship. 💔

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Hi, Mass Effect Legendary Edition is on sale for SIX DOLLARS.

That's all three games, almost all the DLCs (rip, Pinnacle Station) including weapon and armor packs, for six goddamn dollars.

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i mean this from the bottom of my heart: no one is impressed by your loud ass car. actually we talked about it and we all want you dead.

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reblog if you prioritize women to the point you mock people for liking m/f or m/m ships. im insane

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Until I come up with more Legends polls ideas, let's try out some of my previous polls with the other shows.

The characters of Supergirl have been allotted one use of the word "fuck" per season.

Bonus points if you share the episode/scene/line they should use it in.

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For the writing prompt game - Laudna with 'Sashimi animate object'?

I don't know if we'll ever see it in canon but I'd love to know your take, if you're all right with the prompt?

There's a storm coming. The wind is whistling, howling, carrying blood and crimson soil indiscriminately; the entire battlefield is a sea of red. The members of the Weave Mind turn everything into weapons: the world, their bodies, their minds, the minds and bodies of their enemies. The entire world is made out of knives. Orym dodges through them fearlessly, flawlessly, parrying and lashing back with swords and vines; Fearne summons fire, which catches on Chetney's claws and ignites them. Imogen grabs the storm in both hands and turns it back on the Reilorans, blood dripping from her nose as she pushes back inch -- by -- inch--

And a bellow rises over the battlefield: "I'M HORNY!"

Imogen almost loses concentration; there is a heart-stopping moment when all of Ashton's blurry selves coalesce into one single, utterly confused figure before they disperse again. Orym (who knows everything, always) is the only one who isn't disconcerted.

Well, besides Laudna.

"Kill!" she's shrieking now, one hand flung jubilantly in front of her -- pointing towards the nearest member of the Weave Mind, like she's aiming what she knows to be the world's most powerful gun. "Sashimi! Kill!"

A blur of motion. The singing, shrieking glass of a Ruidian knife. And there she is: a marionette, strapped with glass knives, flinging herself (hornily) towards the full force of the Weave Mind like a heat-seeking missile.

"That's my wife!" bellows Pâté. "Honeybear, you're kicking arse out there!"

"I know!" says the puppet; she pirouettes, effortlessly doing 3 points of damage to one of the mystics. "Wait 'til you see what I'm gonna do to your ass, snookums!"

("Oh my god?" says Ashton. "Holy shit?")

Laudna is beaming, flinging eldritch blasts upwards at one of the other mystics while she watches Sashimi go to work. "Oh," she sighs, "love is beautiful. I'm so happy -- honestly, I've been waiting to cast this--"

Imogen, strained: "Wow, Laudna, it's really...it sure is!"

"Thank you!" Laudna clasps her hands under her chin, bats her eyelashes as Sashimi stabs at the ankles of the Weave Mind and says some of the nastiest, most unprintable shit you've ever heard in your life. "They've been apart for so long, it's so tragic -- I mean, Pâté's been sort of humping her in the birdhouse, but you kno--"

"That's my business!" says Pâté.

Sashimi chirps, "I felt every bit of it, honey bunny. And I loved it."

"Really?!"

"Sure did, stud. Did your nuts get bi--"

Orym shouts, "Can we get back to killing the Reilorans? Please?!"

"No, no," Ashton says, "let's hear them out. I want this shit on loop. Much funnier than whatever the fuck evil bullshit the Weave Mind was spewing before."

"I like it too!" says Fearne. Mister screams, which could mean anything.

"Laudna," says Imogen, and then she falters and stutters out.

"Yes?" Laudna says.

"Imogen," says Sashimi gleefully. "Look, after I'm done choppin' these aliens to bits, you and I should get some girl time. Listen. I've been peepin' out the birdhouse, while I was getting humped, and I have some pointers-"

And then she plummets from the sky and crashes into the ground.

"Oops!" Laudna says. "Spell ran out!"

"You killed my wife," Pâté wails. "You killed my wife, she's dead. You tore her away from me! I'm left without hope! Agony unendin' for this eternal-"

Warmth at the back of Laudna's neck. I want you to know, Delilah says, that after this, I'm quitting.

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“There is a profound difference between how Ashton interacts with Percy and with Allura. What is his opinion on this arcanist ally and how does she compare to Lord de Rolo in their esteem?”

4-Sided Dive Episode 17: Discussing Up To C3E73

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💖 star walkin 💖

Lil Nas X painted in Photoshop, ~20 hours

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AYO EDEBIRI

Photographed by Taylor Mitchell for Beyond Noise Magazine

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i just wanna thank all the gif makers on here. y'all really keep this site alive and we don't freaking deserve you. thank you for all your hard work. tumblr is nothing without you.

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i would kill for a supercorp fake dating/married fic but like, not an au. canon compliant. like can you imagine

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MONKEY MAN (2024)

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