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I FELT sadness. Now I just feel rage. I was emotional IN FRONT OF PEOPLE OTHER THAN MAINE. For NO REASON. Connie when I get you…

It appears that Agent Connecticut's casket is empty because what we thought to be her dead body turned out, in fact, to be her holographic clone. Perhaps she wanted to verify our reactions. If you are reading this, Agent Connecticut, we indeed felt sadness.

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If it makes York incredibly disturbed it’s good actually.

It is normal to doubt oneself and wonder about the morality of one's work. Here is an internet approved strategy to verify them: if your work is something that you are not comfortable showing to Theta, our finest rendition of a sensitive child that has been implanted in your brain, you might want to apply some modifications.

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♥️🏳️‍⚧️🦀✅💷

I… don’t know what this means? Trans crabs? I guess?

first 5 faceless emojis are how your summers gonna go

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Yeah, I’m really worried about him

Wyoming keeps screaming about “the infinite expansion and possibility’s of time” at ungodly hours and I’m getting sick of it. Could you pretty please deal with it?

Agent Wyoming is likely making new exciting discoveries on that field thanks to his assigned AI assistant, Gamma. This is great news and I do not see a problem with it. Would it reassure you if we ordered him to stop being right in your presence?

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Maine’s been acting weird lately, too. Sigma says it’s just a combination of headaches and adjusting to having him, but I’m still concerned.

Wyoming keeps screaming about “the infinite expansion and possibility’s of time” at ungodly hours and I’m getting sick of it. Could you pretty please deal with it?

Agent Wyoming is likely making new exciting discoveries on that field thanks to his assigned AI assistant, Gamma. This is great news and I do not see a problem with it. Would it reassure you if we ordered him to stop being right in your presence?

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IF MAINEWASH WINS I WILL BEHAVE FOR AN ENTIRE WEEK

RVB Romantic Relationship Royale- Round 5, Part 1, Poll 2

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I ate it and I was fine

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But if not to eat, then why look like candy?

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@bluedaddy I know you dislike the leaderboard, but what about a leaderboard for who gives the most hugs?

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I MADE RAINBOW BOMBS TO MATCH

The Staff Of Project Freelancer wishes you all a Happy Pride month! It is an honour for our agency to welcome such a wide range of diverse soldiers with diverse backgrounds. Our #pflgbtcommunity is a rainbow of soldiers and it is from our differences, after all, that we learn more about the world within and outside of us, and it is with great pleasure that this year we will stand with our values and wear our pride in the face of ever increasing bigotry. All our brave agents will wear #rainbowarmour on missions to show their support to such a noble cause.

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VOTE FLORIDA

Botanic Tournament : Unspecific Flowers Bracket !

Round 1 Part 2 Poll 2

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Ok but Junior is, and I’m his de-facto babysitter. He’s asking why.

🟦🔵ATTENTION FELLOW BLUE MATES!!!🔵🟦

It appears that the 🥒cucumbers🥒 have gone missing again from the kitchen🍳

This is a friendly reminder that those aren't meant for cooking!!! Same applies to ginger🫚, carrots🥕and eggplants 🍆.

Please be mindful to keep everything kosher✡️ for our dear private Church, too. Everyone's special on blue team and deserves proper care!!👬🏻🫂

Cappy's out!

[agent-jersey-the-one-and-only]

Then what are they for?

🟦🔵ATTENTION FELLOW BLUE MATES!!!🔵🟦

It appears that the 🥒cucumbers🥒 have gone missing again from the kitchen🍳

This is a friendly reminder that those aren't meant for cooking!!! Same applies to ginger🫚, carrots🥕and eggplants 🍆.

Please be mindful to keep everything kosher✡️ for our dear private Church, too. Everyone's special on blue team and deserves proper care!!👬🏻🫂

Cappy's out!

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It’s expected with Maine, Tex and I.

hoooldonholdonholdon

so what ive been hearing is that its completely unquestionable when other agents come back with a unreasonable amount of blood on them it’s fine, but when I come back lookin the same suddenly i “need to see a therapist” or “should get a psychoanalysis”?? 

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…you could fight me?

another day another urge to fight someone

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It’s a good thing the Americans that like big crystals of pink salt aren’t the same as the ones that like to deep fry things, because I could absolutely imagine going to the State Fair and seeing a booth where they take Himalayan salt crystals, roll them in egg and breadcrumbs, and drop them in boiling oil to eat like rock candy